Average Jane Takes A Walk

I stayed overnight at my dad and stepmother’s house on Friday night and when I woke up around 7:30 a.m., I decided to head home. Nobody else was up yet, so I left myself out the back door and got in my car…which wouldn’t start.

Now I was outside, without a key, and unwilling to wake up the household to get back in. I called my husband, but I knew there was no way he’d be up at that hour. After considering my options for a few minutes (and calling my mechanic to let him know to expect the car again this week), I started thinking about a coffee shop about seven blocks away. Coffee is one of my favorite things about mornings (read: addictions), so I set off on foot to spend my last $3 on a cafe mocha.

The coffee shop was pretty busy and it was clearly a neighborhood place; everyone knew everyone else and I was the outsider. The coffee had all the flaws of a mediocre mocha: too sweet, not strong enough and not bitter enough. I drank it anyway and tried my husband about an hour after I’d placed my first call, but to no avail. I played a couple of games of solitaire on my PDA and then decided I wanted some breakfast.

Our favorite breakfast place is less than a mile further up the road, and I made it there relatively quickly. There was a wait, so I put my name in and read the paper outside until they called my name. I thought my husband might eventually wake up and listen to the phone messages, but I ended up eating by myself. By this time, I was within 3-4 miles from home, so it seemed perfectly reasonable to walk the rest of the way back.

I knew the route well, so I had no problem making my way through the neighborhoods between the restaurant and our house. I wish I’d been carrying my digital camera to catch some of the little details I noticed along the way. I saw lots of flowers in people’s yards, plenty of cats, and I noticed that when squirrels are wet, their tails appear ringed, almost like a raccoon’s tail.

I was within four blocks of home when my husband finally called me back. He sounded rather shocked that I was walking home, but I declined his offer to come and drive me home from where I was by then. I talked to my sister as I walked, and she sounded similarly surprised at my undertaking. You’d think I’d told them, “I had an accident on the thresher and dragged myself five miles on bloody stumps,” rather than, “I had a nice little five-mile stroll punctuated by coffee and breakfast.”

I think it taught me that I need to walk around in town more often. It’s amazing what you notice on foot that you never perceive while you’re driving.

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6 responses to “Average Jane Takes A Walk”

  1. Pharmgirl Avatar
    Pharmgirl

    Be honest…you could hardly walk at all the next day….right?

  2. Yvonne DiVita Avatar

    Indeed. A five mile stroll used to be quite normal for me, as a teenager. While visiting my Dad and step-mom in the country, during summer vacation, if I didn’t want to stay home all day by myself in the trailer park, I had to walk to a girl friend’s house…a good five miles down the winding country road. It wasn’t a chore or a problem…I enjoyed it. Good for you!

  3. Kelli Avatar

    I had a similar epiphany last week while in Cleveland – I had a wonderful time exploring the city on foot.

  4. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    I’m torn between complimenting you on being physically proactive, and feeling quite a bit of angst that I’m surprised/impressed by a story like that.
    Situations like these make me remember that technology is great, but sometimes you have to do it the “old fashioned way.”
    Personal goal: walk or ride my bike to the video store the next time I want to rent a movie.

  5. Rozanne Avatar

    Hi Jane,
    I stumbled across your blog from somewhere else. Sorry I can’t be more specific. I was in surf-procrastination mode today.
    So sorry to read about the untimely demise of the Triops. I had Sea Monkeys as a kid and they never seemed to hang in there very long or ever get to look anything like they looked on the packaging. If I remember correctly they carried tridents and wore crowns and clothing! How did they get away with such false advertising? Still they were way cool.
    Anyway, great blog. I’ll check in from time to time. I hope you can train the cleaning staff to be more crustacean friendly.
    Rozanne

  6. Sarah Avatar

    5 miles? Color me impressed. I’m so outta shape that I got short of breath just reading that piece! 😉

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