Average Jane Purchases Halloween Candy

AlmondjoyI go back and forth about even having the porch light on at Halloween. We have very few kids in the neighborhood and we live on a dimly-lit, dead-end street. I think the most trick-or-treaters we've ever had could be counted on both hands.

However, my schedule aligned so that it made sense for me to be home on Wednesday night next week, so I decided to buy some treats for the few kids who might stop by. Of course, I also wanted to do it with an eye toward leftovers that I would enjoy.

On a recent trip to Target, I noticed that they were selling a big box of individual-serving bags of Pirate's Booty. Considering that I can eat an entire big bag of the stuff by myself and it's also pretty healthy, I thought it might be a nice option to hand out this year. That is, until I discussed it with my husband.

Husband: What kind of Halloween candy are you going to get?

Me: I was thinking of getting a bunch of individual portions of Pirate's Booty. 

Husband: That's more the kind of thing you like. How about some Almond Joy or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

Me: Yeah, but the Pirate's Booty is healthy…

Husband: When I was a kid, I hated getting an apple or raisins or any of that bullshit. Halloween is about candy!

And he is right, of course. Apparently I lost touch with my inner child for a moment.

So now we have a giant bag of mini Almond Joy, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Whoppers and Heath Bars.

Here's hoping for a more robust showing of trick-or-treaters than I'm used to.

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