Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane vs. Xena

    Your LOLcat of the week:
    Xenalol

    Produced using the LOLcat Builder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

    Congratulations to winners of this week’s drawing: CountryMouse and Colleen.

  • What’s Average Jane Done All Week?

    As much as my NaBloPoMo schedule has made posting easier every day, it’s also making me feel as though I’m missing out on talking about my usual everyday stuff. Things keep happening, but I can’t talk about them ’cause I said I was posting a recipe or a product review or a meme. I’m a prisoner in my own blog!

    Since I gave myself a free day on Friday, let me spew forth all of the endlessly fascinating stuff I’ve been holding back all week. Yes, that is sarcasm.

    Monday started with a bang, or to be more specific, a blowout. About a block from work, one of my back tires blew out. I went ahead and parked in the garage, went to my desk and opted to deal with it later. For some reason, I thought I didn’t have a spare tire, but I actually did. In the early afternoon, I put on the spare and made an appointment with the car dealer to get a new tire. It took me an hour to get from work to the dealer because I had to avoid the highway (the spare said 50mph maximum).
    Fortunately, only the tire was ruined and not the wheel itself.

    On Tuesday morning, I took Velvet and Velcro to the vet because both of them had been sneezing for several days. Diagnosis: upper respiratory infection, with the added bonus of an ear infection for Velvet. They each get an antibiotic pill every morning for 10 days and Velvet gets ear drops. By the time I got them home, they’d lost all trust in me and it was a trial to get the pills down them. Velvet fought me on the ear drops with such vigor that I saved them for the evening. I think that’ll be the routine until we’re done.

    In my continuing quest for greenness, I looked up the location of the local household hazardous waste disposal drop-off site. It turned out to be about a half a mile from my house. I made an appointment for Wednesday morning and loaded up my car with four burned-out CFLs (Xena had thoughtfully dashed one of them to the floor, so I bagged up the pieces and brought them), two car batteries, an old tire, and a mishmash of mostly-empty paint cans. They took it all and now my garage and basement are much less cluttered.

    For Thursday evening, I’d organized a happy hour for former employees of my favorite dotcom job from the late ’90s. The turnout was rather low (4 people out of the 20-ish employees), but we had a nice time catching up.

    Today I’ll be heading to work in the morning but leaving to speak on an Ad Club Career Day panel about copywriting and concepting. I made a four-slide PowerPoint with a few of my work samples, including a cool blog I once did and a couple of games for which I wrote copy. The final slide is a look at some of the unglamorous but strategically important writing I do: meta data, keywords and text-based search ads. It’s good to give the college kids a little dose of reality, I think.

    So that’s my exciting week. Aren’t you glad you’re caught up on all of the gripping details? Back tomorrow with more NaBloPoMo thrills.

    By the way, don’t forget to leave a comment on yesterday’s post to enter yourself in a giveaway for a $100 prize pack of jewelry and artwork. You have until the end of the day today.

  • Something Else Average Jane Likes

    Wines
    Via a post on Lip-Sticking, I learned about a women-friendly California winery called Mirassou. Check out this contest they’re having for women entrepreneurs:

    Since obtaining capital is the No. 1 obstacle
    women face in starting their own businesses, Mirassou has created the
    "Make Your Dreams Come True with Mirassou" contest which provides
    $50,000 in seed money to help start a "Dream" business.

    How cool is that? On the strength of that information alone, I made a point of picking up a bottle of Mirassou the last time I went wine shopping. It’s very reasonably priced (about $10 a bottle), and I’m enjoying the Merlot I bought and eager to try some of the other vintages they offer.

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    Charmingsam IT’S ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!

    I had so much fun with my last giveaway that I jumped at the chance to do it again. This time I have two gift collections from Charming Sam, courtesy of Wickedly Chic and Marmalade Pink. Each one contains a necklace, a pair of earrings, some mini art prints, and a collection of collage sheets, total value $100.

    To enter, just leave a comment on this post between now and the end of the day on Friday. Don’t disqualify yourself because you’re outside of the U.S. – I’m happy to ship the prizes anywhere. Guys: don’t rule yourselves out either; remember, it’s almost holiday shopping time.

    To choose the winners, I’ll number the commenters in the order in which they posted and have a random number generator select two numbers from the range.

  • Average Jane Steals a Meme

    Just when I was wondering where I would find my first meme for Meme Wednesday, Fi posted an easy one. Apparently these are supposed to have one-word answers, so here are mine:

       1. Where is your mobile phone? Purse
       2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend? Dedicated
       3. Your hair? Blue
       4. Your mother? Assertive
       5. Your father? Tough
       6. Your favorite item? Laptop
       7. Your dream last night? Forgettable
       8. Your favorite drink? Water
       9. Your dream car? Tesla
      10. The room you are in? Livingroom
      11. Your ex? Past
      12. Your fear? Poverty
      13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Content
      14. Who did you hang out with last night? Husband
      15. What you’re not? Famous
      16. The last thing you did? Surf
      17. What are you wearing? Robe
      18. Your favorite book? Reread
      19. Last thing you ate? Sandwich
      20. Your life? Happy
      21. Your mood? Mellow
      22. Your friends? Fun
      23. What are you thinking about right now? Showering
      24. Your car? Thrifty
      25. What are you doing at the moment? Blogging
      26. Your summer? Distant
      27. Your relationship status? Married
      28. What is on your TV? Plants
      29. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
      30. Last time you cried? Forgotten
      31. School? No

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    I was so tired and bored last night that I went to bed at 8:30 p.m. Now I’m up at 4:30 a.m. and seriously regretting that decision, as it will potentially screw up my schedule for the rest of the week. Sigh.

  • Average Jane, Science Fiction Geek

    I’d meant to do childhood photos and stories on Tuesdays, but once I saw this one, I knew I had to bump my definition of childhood to include my teen years.

    Scifi

    This is a photo of a band that was put together solely to play at a science fiction convention. There were actually more members than this, but you get the general idea. Left to right, we have an alien from "V," "Road Warrior"-era Mad Max, Sandahl Bergman’s character from Conan the Barbarian (me! thin! with blonde hair!), and an astronaut. 

    Why, yes, this was in the mid-1980s! How did you guess?

    So we played our set, which consisted of songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show along with regular rock songs with the lyrics rewritten to be science fiction-y. I have mercifully forgotten the specifics.

    We finished up quite late and everyone was tired, particularly my boyfriend, the keyboard player (not shown in the photo). He was driving his mom’s van, and on the way home he fell asleep at the wheel, veered off the road and hit a light pole. The rest of us were following in our own cars, so we saw the whole thing and stopped.

    Once the police arrived, they hauled my boyfriend to jail and towed his van. The rest of us dug out all the money we could find and headed to the police station to bail him out.

    Keep in mind that we were all in full costume and makeup and it was NOT Halloween.

    As I recall, the police officers we encountered acted as if there was nothing out of the ordinary when they saw us. I did wisely leave my sword in the car.

    We managed to bail out my boyfriend and get home before it got too dreadfully late. I’m not sure why we didn’t involve anyone’s parents; maybe we did and I just don’t remember.

    Anyway, this should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that my geek cred is well established. I even made that costume myself despite the fact that I neither sew nor do leatherwork as a general rule. In fact, I still have the leather gauntlets, later dyed black for use as heavy metal stagewear.

    What was your flavor of teen geekdom?

  • Average Jane Makes Beef Stroganoff

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    Okay, so I’m a terrible food photographer in desperate need of a tripod, better lighting and a lot more patience. The meal was really delicious, though. Here’s the recipe:

    Beef Stroganoff

    1 pound steak, cut into bite-sized pieces
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    1/2 cup chopped onion
    1 cup mushrooms, sliced
    1 clove garlic, pressed
    1 cup sour cream
    1 can condensed tomato soup
    1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    Ground black pepper to taste

    Heat olive oil in medium-sized skillet and sauté steak until lightly browned on all sides. Add onion, mushroom and garlic; cook until onion becomes translucent. Add tomato soup, sour cream and Worcestershire sauce. Season with salt and pepper. Simmer for 15 minutes. Serve over steamed rice.

    A note about the steak: I used sirloin and tenderized it using this method, which worked extraordinarily well. If you have cash to spare, it’s awesome made with filet mignon or another more expensive cut.

    As you can see from the photo, I like to serve this with peas. I don’t know why – it’s just the way we always did it when I was
    a kid.

  • Average Jane and the Giant Pizza

    Last night, my husband had a recording session booked around dinnertime with a 5-member band. I decided to pick up an enormous pizza from our favorite pizzeria so we could all eat.

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    The pizza was as wide as our stove top. I actually had trouble getting the box through the kitchen door to bring it up to the studio. As you can imagine, the guys were very impressed and excited when they saw it.

    When the session ended, here’s what was left:

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    Notice that I also fed them our leftover Halloween candy, although they didn’t quite finish it off.

  • A LOLbobcat from Average Jane

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    How could I resist turning my bobcat visitor into a LOLcat?

    Note: No actual poodles were harmed in the making of this cat macro.

  • Average Jane is Displeased

    On Wednesday morning, I logged into my bank account just to have a look before my paycheck went in. Imagine my dismay when I saw a debit of about $48 at a Shell gas station in San Bernardino, California. It immediately caught my eye not only because it had cost me TWO $25 "courtesy pay" charges (one of which was applied to a debit that would have been covered by my balance if not for the fraudulent charge), but because anytime I do buy gas at Shell, I use my Shell credit card. Then, of course, there was the fact that I haven’t been to San Bernardino.

    I called my credit union the instant they opened and had them cancel my debit card. All I needed was to have the accursed thief steal a big chunk of my paycheck once it went into my account.

    Then I had to go to the credit union and fill out paperwork disputing the transaction. It was all very familiar because the same thing happened to me back in March.

    I don’t know what it’ll take to keep my debit card number out of the hands of thieves. Stop buying online? Stop using it altogether? I don’t have a credit card, so it’s pretty much my only option for most transactions. Maybe I’ll just have to go back to carrying cash and hope I don’t get mugged.

    On top of that drama, I’ve been sick for two days. Things can only get better from here…right?

    Update: The credit union credited back the amount of the fraudulent charge and one of the $25 fees. I did some research and found a credit card that offers one-time "virtual numbers" for use in online transactions. I applied for it and was approved, so now I’ll have it available for future web purchases and travel. I guess the lesson here is that you can’t be too careful.

  • Average Jane Likes Jarritos

    Jarritos

    Last night was Burrito Night at our house, so I decided to treat myself to a couple bottles of Jarritos soda at the grocery store. I’d had the Piña flavor at a restaurant a couple of times, but I hadn’t tried Tamarind before. (As you can see from the photo, I also decided it had been too long since I bought beer. I limited myself to a 6-pack of Boulevard Wheat. The Fresca was for my husband.)

    At 54-cents each, I wish I’d bought more different flavors of Jarritos to try. They make 10 different kinds, and I wouldn’t be surprised if my local grocery store stocks them all. Mango sounds really good, as does Mandarino.

    I almost never drink carbonated beverages, but Jarritos are smoother and have more subtle flavors than most American soft drinks. They’re also made with real sugar instead of corn syrup, which I find to be a welcome change.

    I drank the Tamarind one with dinner and it was quite tasty. I think I still prefer the pineapple, but it’s nice to branch out.

    Halloween Update: I broke down and bought Halloween candy and put out our light-up plastic Jack o’lantern. Total number of trick-or-treaters: 3. Now there’s a big bowl of Junior Mints, Nestle Crunch bars and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups taunting me from beside the door. I should have stuck with my plan to shut off the lights and pretend I wasn’t home…