Author: Average Jane

  • The First Half of Average Jane’s Weekend

    I’ve reached the halfway point in my four-day weekend and so far I’m enjoying it very much. Friday wasn’t quite the work-free day I had hoped for, but yesterday was perfect.

    Friday morning started out nicely with coffee (well, chamomile tea – I’m still off caffeine) and conversation. There was much discussion of the "Lost" season finale, which is endlessly fascinating to anyone who watches and deadly boring for anyone who doesn’t. Sorry, Bruno.

    After that, I went to get an overdue oil change. From the previous workday’s outcome, I knew I was going to need to do some work, but I was counting on taking care of it via the high-speed Internet access in the car dealer’s waiting room. Uh, not so much. Their crappy network cable with the tab broken off had finally stopped working.

    As soon as my car was ready, I had no choice but to drive a half-hour back to the office and get my project done there. I got it all wrapped up in about an hour and rejoined my husband so we could take my car in for installation of my early birthday gift: new stereo speakers. They sound awesome and we’ve been driving around playing our favorite songs at high volume ever since.

    In the early evening I picked up my niece to spend the night at our house. My husband had a gig, so my niece and I had dinner out (Fazoli’s. Her choice. Ick.), made chocolate chip cookies (again) and watched cartoons until I got so tired that I made us both go to bed.

    In the morning I had the idea to go to the City Market, have breakfast at Succotash and shop for fruits and vegetables. Unfortunately, everyone else in the metropolitan area had the same idea. We tried three separate parking lots but could never get a spot, so we finally gave up and had McDonald’s. Sigh.

    Once my niece went home, I went to breakfast again with my husband, took a long nap and recorded several vocal tracks for one of our songs.

    We finished out the evening by going to a bar to meet up with Dee of Voices in My Mind, along with Caroline and NSP. I couldn’t find them right away, so after a couple of false starts approaching tables full of women and asking "Are you the bloggers?" I decided to just go ahead and order dinner. It turned out that they were sitting right beside us, so we had a little time to chat before the first band started and between bands.

    The opening band, which was billed as the headliner but apparently screwed themselves with the play order, had two band members we knew: our bass-player-for-a-millisecond Sanjeev (now going by "Steve" again) and a guitarist that my husband had met before.

    We stayed until about midnight, then went home and watched this year’s VH-1 Rock Honors show until I started falling asleep.

    Today’s plans: breakfast, recording, lunch, recording, dinner, recording and maybe a movie. We’re getting this CD done, damn it! 🙂

  • Average Jane Watches Finales

    Last night I watched Tuesday night’s series finale of "Veronica Mars" and the season finale of "Lost."

    "Veronica Mars" just made me sad. It was clearly meant as a season finale, but then the show got cancelled, so that meant that none of the loose ends will ever be tied up. Sigh.

    "Lost" was freakin’ awesome. I actually felt as though I understood things better once I’d worked them through my subconscious as I slept. How many shows engage your imagination to that extent, I ask you?

    So apparently the island is at the locus of numerous parallel universes. Once you’re there, it’s highly unlikely that you’d be able to go back to your own universe (and Jack’s flash-forwards suggest a scenario in which they did get "rescued," only to end up in the wrong reality), which is why Ben is so adamant that everyone stay put. I assume that Jacob is caught somewhere between universes and I have an inkling that more than one universe’s Richard is in play.

    Do I understand any of what I’ve just said? Not so much, although I have decades of science fiction reading under my belt to help me grasp the basic ideas. There’s still a lot to figure out, but there are several more seasons left for that. My show-meter was tipping toward "Heroes" for most of the season, but I think "Lost" is back at the top again now. If you’re a "Lost" watcher, what did you think?

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    Cat update: Xena’s antibiotics seem to be working. She’s been hanging out with us (she likes to pretend to suckle on my fluffy robe, which is cute and sad at the same time), and I think she’s about a day or two away from giving in and playing with Velvet.

    This is my last workday of the week and I’m going in early to make sure I get everything finished before I leave. Have a lovely Thursday!

  • Average Jane’s Cat Drama

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    Yes, more cat drama. It follows me wherever I go.

    As we began the process of introducing Velvet into the household, Xena shifted from hissing aggressively to withdrawing and pouting. We actually thought it was funny for a little while: "Xena’s having a snit. What a diva!"

    By the time Monday night rolled around, we were starting to suspect that Xena’s problems extended beyond mere stress and jealousy. After I watched her park herself in Velvet’s cat box and lie there for a long time, my suspicions sharpened.

    When I woke up this morning, Xena was a mess: stinky, covered in kitty litter, with cat puke on her chin that she hadn’t even bothered to clean off. Either she was sick or she’d spent the evening partying with Lindsay Lohan. I thought it was safe to assume the former.

    My husband took her to the vet, who is probably shopping for a fine European sports car thanks to our generous contributions, and got a tentative diagnosis of urinary tract infection and a possible ear infection. Now Xena’s back on her favorite banana-flavored liquid antibiotic with some oily ear drops for good measure.

    The second source of drama began when my husband got home from the vet’s office. Our cleaning lady was leaving at about the same time and once she was gone, Velvet was nowhere to be found.

    I presume that ‘Velvet’ is her shelter name, which means there’s little chance that she knows it’s her name, much less that she would come when it’s called. My husband searched the house from top to bottom and then resorted to wandering down the street in case she’d gotten outside. No reply. No cat.

    When he called me to tell me about it, I thought of all the paperwork I’d signed at the shelter promising to take care of Velvet for the rest of her natural life. I also remembered the part about how they reserved the right to sue me if I didn’t.

    Fortunately, she turned up a short time later from some unknown hidey hole. My husband guessed that the vacuum cleaner had freaked her out, which sounds plausible. From now on, I suppose we’ll have to confine her somewhere when there’s vacuuming going on.

    So Xena’s on her meds and Velvet is resting comfortably in Velcro’s cat bed. The cat drama seems to have subsided for the time being. Wish me luck that it stays that way.

  • Average Jane Makes Banana Bread

    This is another recipe from my Great-Aunt Edith. I still have the recipe card written in her handwriting, although I have to rely on memory for some of the more smudged measurements:
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    I made a batch yesterday and I'm eating a piece as I write this. It's a pretty basic recipe, but foolproof and delicious. Remember it the next time you let a couple of bananas get too ripe.

    Classic banana bread

    Aunt Edith's Banana Bread
    Stays moist a week

    1/2 cup shortening or butter
    1 cup white sugar
    2 eggs
    2 very ripe bananas
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1/2 tsp. salt
    2 cups flour (no more)
    1 cup chopped walnuts

    Cream together shortening and sugar. Add eggs and mix well. Mash in bananas. Combine flour, baking soda and salt (cut back or eliminate salt if using salted butter instead of shortening) and mix into wet ingredients. Stir in walnuts. Bake in a well-greased loaf pan at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 60-70 minutes or until top is very brown and any cracks in the top are fairly dry inside.

    The original recipe had you prepare the loaf pan by greasing it, lining it with waxed paper and greasing the waxed paper. Then when the loaf was done, you removed it from the pan and peeled off the paper. At some point I just stopped doing that and began to grease the pan directly and the results have been fine. I don't really know why that seemed like a necessary step back in the day, but I merely mention it as a curiosity.

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    On the cat front, we brought Velvet home yesterday and she's been as mellow and friendly as can be. Velcro seems to be equally mellow and accepting her just fine. Xena has turned into a hostile, hissing ball of stress, to the point that she wore herself out from her own drama and slept all evening when she'd ordinarily have been playing.

    That's especially unfortunate because it's obvious that Velvet likes to play. I'm sure Xena will get used to her and our plan to make them playmates will eventually come to fruition. The little ingrate…

    Photos of Velvet to come tomorrow. Enjoy your Monday!

  • Average Jane’s Weekend So Far

    As long as I’m sitting around waiting for my husband to wake up, I figured I’d do a post that covers everything I’ve done since my last post. This is how I plan on inching my way back to daily posts. Think it’ll work?

    On Friday night, my husband and I dropped by our neighborhood animal shelter and I later came back and spent a couple of hours playing with all their cats. It turns out that one of the cats there is an Internet celebrity: Adolph, who is featured on the Cats That Look Like Hitler site.

    I told them I was looking for another young cat to play with Xena. They had a number of cats that were around a year old and, of course, quite a few older ones. Fully half of the cats they had were black and I could envision the new cat and Xena racing around our house like evil twins.

    My two favorites were an 11-month-old named Cleo and one named Velvet that they estimated to be about 4-5 years old. I would have ruled out Velvet due to her age, but she was pulling out all the stops to sell herself to us. The shelter people told me that she’s always game to chase and play with one of their yearlings, so that sounded promising, too.

    Both cats that I liked were black, of course.

    I talked it over with my husband and we’ve decided to bring Velvet into our household as a "bridge cat" between young Xena and old Velcro. We’ll go get her after breakfast today.

    On Saturday, my husband and I performed at an outdoor festival with a classic rock band. As I was getting dressed, I was just about to put makeup over an ugly mole-removal scar I have on my upper right arm when it occurred to me that it would look a lot cooler to cover it up with a temporary tattoo. It really *did* look pretty cool (even though it wasn’t a specific design I would have chosen) and now my 40th-birthday-tattoo idea has started resurfacing. Maybe.

    The crowd was largely indifferent, but it was a nice day and I enjoyed the outdoor time. The smatterings of applause were welcome, but the $125 apiece that my husband and I made was even more welcome!

    After the gig, I went to visit my sister and we headed off to a toy store to get 250 pounds of sand for the new sandbox she had just bought for my niece and nephew. As she pulled her husband’s monster SUV out of the driveway, we heard an ugly scraping sound. I hopped out and looked underneath to see what she’d run over. "Tricycle!" I reported.

    My nephew’s little red Radio Flyer trike was lodged underneath the vehicle and would NOT come loose. My sister and I both lay on the concrete of the driveway yanking it to and fro while my nephew babbled from his carseat in the car. After what must have been 20 minutes of removing bolts, folding up the tricycle and wiggling it in all directions, we finally managed to pull it free. Amazingly, it sustained almost no damage except for some scrapes to the plastic seat and rubber grips, a smudge of grease here and there, and two severed tassles.

    We completed our errand and returned to my sister’s house for a lovely dinner of chicken parmesan, followed by glasses of Layer Cake Shiraz on her gazebo next to a toasty fire.

    Today I was supposed to go work for my dad for a while, but he called and cancelled. Apparently he had a big day yesterday and won lots of money betting on the Preakness, so he wanted to give himself a day off. And why not?

    I doubt anyone’s still reading at this point, so I’ll wrap this up, get dressed and make a loaf of banana bread. In fact, that’ll be tomorrow’s post: my great-aunt’s classic banana bread recipe. Enjoy your Sunday!

  • Average Jane May Be Giving In

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    When Xena came into our household in February, I really didn’t have my head wrapped around the realities of having a kitten. Three months later, the crazy kitten behavior continues and I find myself poised to make an extremely counterintuitive decision.

    Xena loves to play. She has lost almost all of her many cat toys through over-vigorous batting and she now resorts to making toys for herself out of anything she can find. Her resourcefulness extends to my hair rubber bands, bottle caps, pieces of sheetrock that she finds in the basement, and, lately, a seemingly endless supply of packing peanuts from an unknown source. She also takes great joy in jumping up onto any available surface and knocking things to the floor.

    This morning I awoke to find a half-dozen philodendron leaves separated from their vines and strewn all over the living room. No wonder she throws up so often.

    Velcro is no help at all and who can blame her? She’s an elderly 15 years old and was recently treated for cancer. I’m sure she’d like nothing better than to spend her remaining years curled peacefully into a ball, preferably on someone’s lap. Instead, she gets attacked by a crazy-eyed warrior princess a thousand times a day. The only thing she ever says anymore is, "Grrrr…."

    I’ve talked through this problem with a lot of cat people (not Demetri Martin’s idea of cat people – just people who like cats) and they all say the same thing, "Oh, you should always get two kittens at once!"

    I didn’t actually choose to get a kitten (or Xena specifically), so that wasn’t in the cards at the time. I thought of it before we had her spayed, but I was worried that the two cats would just gang up on Velcro. The cat people say no – that they’d just play together and let Velcro enjoy her retirement.

    Even with that advice, I’ve been on the fence. For one thing, both Velcro and Xena are scrupulous users of the cat boxes. What if I ended up with another upstairs pee-er? Then there’s the issue of another cat’s worth of vet bills.

    Today my husband called me and said, "I think I know why Xena’s so destructive: she doesn’t have anyone to play with."

    Okay, I get the hint. On my agenda for this evening is a trip to the local shelter to meet their kitties and see if I can find another young ‘un who loves to play. I’m not rushing into actually bringing one home, but I think it’s clear that Xena needs a playmate. What am I getting myself into?!?

  • Average Jane Could Use More Sleep

    Today my company is having a cookie bake-off competition, so naturally I had to make two different kinds. I had a meeting until almost 8:30 last night, after which I went to the grocery store for baking ingredients. I didn’t get started with my first batch of cookies until about 9:15.

    My friend, The Cowboy, was passing through town and showed up to spend the night at our house around the time the first dozen cookies were coming out of the oven.

    I chatted with him as I baked my white chocolate chip and cherry cookies (the Toll House recipe with Ghirardelli white chocolate chips and dried cherries), followed by a batch of Coconut Lime Bars. My husband wanted to watch "Lost" while the bar cookies were in the oven, so we took time out for that.

    After the baking was finished, I stood around in the kitchen talking to The Cowboy until almost 2 a.m. I knew I’d be sorry in the morning, but we just kept branching from one conversation to the next.

    This morning, well, I am pretty tired. But I have two lovely competition entries and I’m caught up with a friend I hadn’t seen since last year. That makes it all worthwhile.

  • Average Jane’s Intuition

    The big news in town for the last several days has been the FBI raids of a chain of massage parlors that were involved in human trafficking and prostitution. The one that was featured on the front page of the paper the day the story broke? Yes, it was a half mile down the street from my house.

    Ever since the place opened, I’d been telling my husband that there was no way it was a legitimate clinical massage business. The name sounded wrong, the cheesy neon "Open" sign didn’t feel right and the hours – open until 11 p.m. seven days a week – just didn’t make sense. All my experience with legitimate massage therapists, who tend to lean toward New Age-y decor and limited hours, told me that there was an unwelcome presence in the neighborhood.

    The day my husband called to tell me about the article in the newspaper, all I could say was, "I KNEW IT!"

    It’s nice to know I can still trust my gut feelings.

  • Average Jane Stops By

    Hey, remember me? I don’t blame you if you don’t.

    This has been a busy couple of weeks and not always in a good way.

    Last week I went to the funeral of a 33-year-old woman (the sister of someone I know), who had been gunned down at a shopping mall by a random crazy person. Talk about a stark reminder to live every day to the fullest. I’m still trying to put my thoughts in order about the whole thing.

    I have a new set of color-coordinated pink photos of my esophagus, thanks to an upper esophageal endoscopy I underwent on Wednesday. I’m on yet another acid reflux medication now and I went ahead and detoxed from caffeine as long as I was sleeping off the Demerol all day anyway. I haven’t had coffee or tea since Tuesday and so far I’m doing okay with it as long as there’s Tylenol available.

    Our basement flooded again on Sunday and I just finished washing all of the sopping wet laundry that was in the baskets on the floor. The main part of our house smells musty and damp and I suspect that I’m one flood away from having to remove all of the flooring from the "finished" side of the basement.

    So that’s the bummer stuff. On the positive side: it’s Friday, my stomach is feeling better, it’s not supposed to rain again for a few days, I’m signed up for a 2-hour restorative yoga seminar tonight, and I should have plenty of time to work on songs this weekend. Oh, and it’s sunny outside. Things are definitely looking up.

  • A Day in Average Jane’s Life

    I participated in the 24 Hours of Flickr project on Saturday in the hope of giving myself the boost I needed to start taking more photos. I ended up having a busy day of yoga class,

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    a trip to the vet,

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    a three-hour nap that resulted in a gap in the photo record, breakfast,

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    a trip to a drum shop,

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    a walk up the street,

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    time spent in the yard,

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    housework, dinner,

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    and finally, a couple sets of live music at a bar.

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    See my entire photo set here.