Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane Does A Bunch of Stuff

    Really, the title of this post should be the name of this blog. Oh, the relentless mundanity…

    I'm starting to overschedule myself again. Just since my last post I've gone to a birthday dinner, attended an awards banquet, volunteered at a pancake breakfast, attended a wedding and reception, handled my weekly cat volunteering duties and gone to the zoo with Cagey and Team Chaos. And worked all day every weekday, of course.

    Here are a couple of my zoo photos, carefully utilizing my patented Blur-O-Vision photography technique. (I might need a new camera…or perhaps a tripod.)

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    Adorable squirrel monkey. I believe the world needs more yellow-furred mammals.

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    Exotic-looking squirrels. I think if all squirrels looked this cool, we'd like them more.

    GIVEAWAY: On my other blog, I'm giving away a $25 Dress Barn gift card. You have until Friday to enter, so leave a comment if you're interested. Usual disclaimer: the gift card was provided to me at no charge by Dress Barn.

    That's all I've got for you today. Let me get back to you after I've gotten a reasonable amount of sleep.

  • Average Jane’s Weekly Cat Update

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    Here's Velvet after a little Nulo snack. Isn't she beautifully shiny?

    I caught a photo of her and Xena hanging out on my new dining room table and they're both glossy and gorgeous (albeit naughty).

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    Ignore the folding chairs – I haven't gotten around to getting real chairs yet.

    I am definitely a convert to this brand of food. The cats have never looked better and they're noticeably more playful and energetic. I think Xena has gotten less crabby, too, at least toward me. (She's always been extra sweet to her my husband.)

    Both cats' weight trended slightly upward this week, but not in an alarming fashion.

    I'm looking forward to switching the studio cats to Nulo as soon as they run out of their regular food. I think I'll just buy 16-pound bags and split them between the two pairs of cats.

    Disclosure: Nulo has generously provided free product and other benefits in exchange for my participation in the Nu Campaign to fight pet obesity. All of the opinions about the product are mine and not dictated in any way by the company.

  • Average Jane’s Breakfast Shakes

    IMGP2220 For the past couple of months, I've been having meal replacement shakes for breakfast. They replaced the PowerBars I'd been eating forever, and I think they're a lot more filling and definitely more nutritious.

    I thought I'd share some of the "recipes" for my favorite varieties. They all start with:

    8 ounces skim milk
    2 scoops vanilla shake powder (use your favorite kind)
    1/2 cup or so of ice

    The other shake ingredients I keep on hand at all times include:

    Frozen whole strawberries
    Frozen peach slices
    Frozen mixed berries and/or blueberries
    Bananas (which I peel and freeze if we're not using them up fast enough)
    Oatmeal (uncooked)
    Peanut butter
    Honey
    Cinnamon

    So far, my favorite combinations are:

    • Strawberry and banana
    • Peanut butter and banana (sometimes with oatmeal)
    • Peach, oatmeal and cinnamon (a touch of honey is nice, too)
    • Plain strawberry
    • Mixed berry and strawberry

    I tried working with frozen cherries, but never ended up with anything I particularly liked.

    When I add oatmeal, it's just a scant handful. I happen to have the old fashioned oats right now, which add a nice chewy texture. Instant oats would probably blend in more smoothly.

    Do you have any shake varieties you recommend? Am I missing out by not getting a chocolate shake powder to play with? Let me know!

  • Average Jane’s Weekend of Work

    Wow, what a weekend! I woke up way too early on Friday and spent the morning loading up my iPod and packing up painting accessories for my niece and nephew's surprise room makeovers.

    When I got to my sister's house, she was already packing up toys and moving furniture toward the middle of each kid's room. Here's the "before" shot of my niece's room:

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    This is the yellow paint that still adorns my painting shirt.

    She's ten, so she was wanting something less childish.

    My five-year-old nephew's room started out looking like this:

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    The wallpaper border had a Western theme with horses, cowboy boots, cacti, etc.

    I started Friday's work day removing wall anchors and spackling holes in both kids' walls. Then we made our hardware store shopping list and went to buy paint and supplies. Once we got back from the store, we had a quick lunch out on the back deck. 

    At some point, we decided that I would paint my nephew's room and my sister would handle my niece's room, so I hit all my spackle holes with primer and laid out the drop cloths.

    We had to stop so my sister could teach a yoga class at 5:45 p.m., but that was fine because we were both running out of steam by then. We picked up a pizza on the way home, had dinner while watching an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," then each got one coat of paint or primer on the lower half of our respective rooms.

    I used my Wagner Paintmate roller, which suctions paint into its hollow handle and feeds it through holes in the roller cover. It is SO much faster than a regular roller and I think it's less messy, too. Unfortunately, the time you save painting goes into cleaning the thing, but I still love it.

    We crashed early on Friday and slept until about 7:30 a.m. on Saturday. After a needlessly lengthy pancake breakfast fundraiser for my niece's soccer team, we went home and started getting serious about covering the rooms with paint. We had all our coats completed by the time we had to stop and go to a friend's house for a game night.

    After a rollicking evening of Taboo and Balderdash (and perhaps one margarita too many), we headed back to my sister's house and turned in for the night. I would have slept a lot better if her cat, Hutch, hadn't decided to come up and bite my face at 4:30 a.m.

    Sunday was devoted to putting the rooms back in order. We peeled off all the tape, arranged the furniture, put on the new bedding, put up the shelves and curtains, and applied vinyl artwork to the walls of both rooms. Then we had to clean up the mess we'd left all throughout the house.

    Here's how my niece's room turned out:

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    It's a nice, contemporary style that she can enjoy into her teens.

    My nephew's new room has a rock star theme:

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    As you might be able to guess, we decided to paint over the wallpaper border rather than try to remove it. I think it came out really great.

    My brother-in-law had taken the kids to Oklahoma for the weekend and he delayed his return to make sure my sister and I would be back from her 4:30 p.m. yoga class for the big reveal. When they got home, my sister and I went upstairs with my niece and flung open her room door. She was so excited and thrilled that she was almost jumping up and down. I'm guessing she didn't get a lot of sleep last night (unless the paint fumes took her down).

    We called my nephew up to see his sister's room and he was suitably impressed even though he really just wanted to watch TV. His door was shut and he started to head into his room. My sister said, "What do you think is going on in there?"

    He opened the door and said, "Whoa!"

    We pointed out some of the details and he thanked my sister for his new room, then headed downstairs to get his Spongebob fix after about a minute. Hey, he's five.

    Today is my last vacation day from work and I'm still in labor mode. I've thoroughly vacuumed my office, the studio and the hallway, washed dishes, done some laundry and I'm about to tackle sweeping and mopping the basement floor. I need to learn how to do this "vacation" thing better.

    So how was your weekend?

  • Average Jane Breaks Out Her Painting Shirt

    I'm taking a four-day weekend and spending three days at my sister's house helping her redecorate my niece and nephew's bedrooms while they're visiting their grandparents out of town. Thus, it was time to get out my trusty painting shirt.

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    This shirt is an ever-evolving record of every room I've painted in the past decade or so, including my:

    • Kitchen (verdigris)
    • Living room (brownish purple with white trim)
    • Half bath (moss brown with brick trim)
    • Dressing room (silver sage with white trim)
    • Full bath (turquoise)
    • Hallway (chocolate milk)

    It also has paint splotches from previous jobs for my sister:

    • Her yoga studio (chartreuse)
    • My niece's bedroom (yellow)

    As a special bonus, the area around the collar bears witness to the period when I was dyeing my own hair blue and also dark brown.

    I'll be adding a lovely variety of paint colors over the weekend: blue, brown, red, grey and black.

    Now I just need to figure out which jeans I'll be turning into my new painting jeans…

  • Average Jane’s Feline Dieters

    After Xena's weight gain last week, my husband and I looked at potential causes and determined that we might have been overfeeding the cats to make up for the amount that the studio cats were scavenging when they came downstairs to visit.

    Thus, we started putting up the food during those visits, which had the dual effect of keeping it all for Xena and Velvet and also limiting the times during which they could pig out. The result: weight loss for both cats this week.

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    I appreciate the general idea of the 12 pound goal weight (which was set by the program), but I don't think our girl has weighed 12 pounds since she was a half-grown kitten. I'm pretty sure it's the equivalent of me setting a goal weight of 125 pounds. It just ain't happening. The good news is that this is the least Xena has weighed since we started the program.

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    Velvet dropped down below her goal weight this week. She's a big-framed cat and I'd actually like to see her weight stay where it was. It's definitely a juggling act with the two of them.

    Disclosure: Nulo has generously provided free
    product and other benefits in exchange for my participation in the Nu
    Campaign to fight pet obesity. All of the opinions about the product are
    mine and not dictated in any way by the company.

  • Average Jane Gets a Nerdtastic Surprise

    If you've been reading my blog for any length of time, you'd know that I'm fond of science fiction, with a long-standing affection for Dr. Who. You would also know that I love cooking and baking.

    Well, almost nobody has been reading my blog longer than Keith. We've gotten to be great blog buddies over the years and occasionally send one another little packages from our respective countries.

    Imagine my delight when I opened my mail today and found these:

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    Your eyes don't deceive you, they're Dalek cookie cutters! 

    I can hardly wait to make and decorate a batch for my friends and family to exterminate. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

    In case Keith – or anyone else – is wondering if I truly enjoy making cut-out cookies, allow me to show you the drawer in which they are currently residing:

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    Oh yeah, this is going to be fun!

    Thanks, Keith!

  • Average Jane Walks Anyway

    I didn't get enough sleep last night. I was out late at a book club meeting (we discussed The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, which was fascinating), and I didn't get home until after 11 p.m. A noisy thunderstorm and I made it to my house at the same time, and the lightning strikes were so close that they rattled my bedroom windows as I was trying to fall asleep.

    On days I'm going walking, I wake up around 5:25 a.m. and today was no exception. The first thing I did when I got out of bed was text my walking buddy, A Librarian, to say, "Ugh. Can't do it today. Just too tired."

    Then I went to lie down again.

    Of course, I couldn't just fall back asleep until she'd texted me back with a confirmation, so I got back up to check the phone.

    Nothing.

    I lay back down for a couple of minutes, but the hideous exhaustion I'd felt earlier was quickly dissipating. The idea of taking my morning walk didn't sound so insurmountable anymore.

    I got up again, started gathering my workout clothes and shoes, and texted, "Nevermind. I woke up enough to rescind my bailout. Let's walk!"

    At 6:01, she pulled up at the foot of the driveway and we set off on our walk. It turned out that her voicemail box was full and she hadn't actually gotten my messages anyway. It's a good thing I got up or she'd have been knocking on my door while I was pajama-clad and snoozing.

    As it turned out, I felt quite energetic on the walk. It's getting easier and easier to walk the 3.4 mile route, especially since we've started walking three times a week.

    So the point of my story is that having a workout partner is invaluable. Sometimes they can get you off your lazy butt without even having to talk to you.

  • Average Jane’s Cat Update

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    Xena has somehow managed to gain her way back to 15.8 pounds, but she's still looking great and is obviously full of energy. Velvet is cruising along at 11 pounds, which seems to be just right for her.

    I think the most striking difference in her appearance is still her coat. See how much less sleek she looked at the beginning:

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    And I haven't even been brushing her. She just looks shinier and smoother now.

    One positive side-effect of having a scale in my house to weigh the cats is that I've lost weight since I put them on the Nulo plan. I'm down about seven pounds from when we started. If I can do it, Xena can do it. Maybe I should put her on a leash and take her on my hour-long walks in the morning. (Ha!)

    This is the cats' sixth week on the program, which puts them at about the half-way point. I'm going to start trying to get them to play more to see if that will make a difference in their weight. They're already pretty playful on their own, but we'll find out if a string on a stick can amp things up a bit.

    Disclosure: Nulo has generously provided free
    product and other benefits in exchange for my participation in the Nu
    Campaign to fight pet obesity. All of the opinions about the product are
    mine and not dictated in any way by the company.

  • Average Jane Expands Her Horizons

    My husband and I have a terrible habit of forgoing outside entertainment because it's easier just to sit in the TV room and watch the stuff from the DVR. However, I've been paying special attention to low-cost opportunities to do more interesting things and we've been having a great time over the past few weeks.

    It started with a trip to a local park to see the Kansas City Symphony play for free. We went with some friends, brought lawn chairs, and enjoyed a cool, late-summer evening of live music.

    The next weekend we repeated the experience at a jazz festival. In both instances, we were treated to hours of entertainment and didn't spend a cent.

    I did pay for last night's outing, but it was in the form of a donation to Habitat for Humanity. We got to tour the Clarence Sondern house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and the Thomas Hart Benton home, which is right next door. The administrator of the Thomas Hart Benton home happens to be one of my former high school classmates.

    I loved the Sondern house, particularly the great room, which had windows on two sides looking out into the trees beyond.

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    The deck and patio spaces outside were very pleasant as well. Unfortunately the house suffers from the curse of all the flat-roofed houses I've encountered: a musty smell that is almost certainly due to a leaky roof.

    Next on our agenda we have trips to the Kansas City Zoo and Powell Gardens. I have a Groupon for Powell Gardens and another one for a Segway tour of the zoo, and we're looking forward to using both of them in the early fall while the weather is nice.

    What have you done lately that's fun and free or cheap?