Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane’s BlogHer Highlights

    I'll start by saying that this may have been my favorite BlogHer Conference to date. The keynotes and sessions were amazing, I saw tons of friends and made some new ones, and the venue left absolutely nothing to be desired.

    I'll be posting little tidbits until I run out of topics, but I wanted to start with what I considered the personal highlights for me. (Because it's all about ME, ME, ME!)

    1. Speaking on the Little Fish in a Big Pond – Understanding, Accepting and Loving Your Small Blog panel with Nora and Catherine.

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    When you're speaking on a panel, it can be difficult to judge whether or not the audience is digging what you have to say. I had an idea that it was going well because people laughed at all the right junctures and also because the room kept getting more and more full throughout the discussion, rather than emptying out as sessions sometimes do.

    As it turned out, this topic hit a nerve with many bloggers who enjoy blogging for its own sake and don't have ambitions to build media empires. After the session and throughout the evening, people kept coming up to me and telling me how much they appreciated the discussion, so it felt like a major triumph.

    2. The Voices of the Year Keynote, Gala and Art Exhibit

    In a nutshell, this program honored more than a hundred bloggers for their writing and design. Twelve bloggers presented their winning posts at the keynote and it was, as usual, one of my favorite parts of the conference. Ninety additional bloggers, including me, had posts selected as finalists. All of the honorees' posts were then divided up by visual artists who created artwork inspired by each post.

    At first I didn't see "my" artwork because I didn't realize how many rooms there were in the exhibit. I walked around and enjoyed all of the other art and the ability to add little "thought balloon" stickers to the display to comment. Then my roommates found me and excitedly told me where I could find the photograph inspired by my post

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    If you click through the link to the original post, I've added a close-up of the artwork, which is called "I'm A Regular Here," and was created by Megan Reardon.

    Of course, I also had to take photos of my friends with "their" art:

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    Kelli with the artwork inspired by her post, "Pissing off people Left and Right."

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    Liz with the artwork based on "Phone Karma," which she read as a keynote presenter.

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    Kelly, photographing one of two pieces of artwork inspired by her powerful post, "I'm Black Irish and I'm Proud."

    I have lots of other stuff to share, but those two events were definite high points for me and remind me why I keep coming to the conference year after year. Thanks so much to Elisa, Jory and Lisa for making each year better and better!

  • Average Jane Has BlogHer Brain

    People who are around me all the time know that I'm pretty unflappable. I take most things in stride and rarely display a lot of strong emotion.

    Well, not this week. For whatever reason, this week's conference is making me lose my mind. I haven't been this excited since I still believed in Santa Claus. Every morning for the last several days I've been waking up with BlogHer-related stuff swirling in my head and it's taken every relaxation technique I know for me to get back to sleep.

    I have a packed schedule for the trip. Tomorrow I leave early and get into La Guardia a little before 11 a.m. Queen of Quirky is on my flight, and we're planning to meet up with Cagey and cab share to the hotel. 

    At some point in the afternoon, Cagey and I will touch base with our other roommates, Kelli and Dawn. Yep, we're going to have a fun room!

    I have speaker training at 5, then two parties in a row. (I've decided that all party RSVPs are to be played by ear. If I'm too tired or have the opportunity to spend quality time with one of my many blog friends instead, the party loses.)

    On Friday morning, I'm going to start the day with a brisk 5k walk in Central Park. Based on my usual 5k walk duration, I assume that I'll have plenty of time to shower and make it to the start of the conference day by 9 a.m.

    I am beyond excited about the Voices of the Year event, and I can't wait to see if there's a piece of artwork based on the post I wrote. I'll be wearing my new dress to the gala and then to a Nintendo-sponsored dinner that I'm attending as Liz Rizzo's guest. 

    I speak on Saturday afternoon, but I'll attend sessions all day before that. In the evening, I'm planning on going to Sparklecorn and CheeseburgHer. Lesson learned from last year: have dinner first.

    On Sunday, my flight isn't until the evening, so I have time to do some touristy stuff. That morning, I'm going to the Central Park Zoo with Susan Getgood. I have no concrete plans after that, so if you're around NYC all day Sunday and you want to do something, let me know!

    You can see why it's difficult for me to concentrate on anything besides the trip right now.

    This is probably the last you'll hear from me until next week. I've decided not to bring my laptop and it seems like more trouble than it's worth to try to blog from an iPhone. But, you never know.

    When I get back and finish boring you to death with post-BlogHer stories, I'll be starting a new project involving a couple of the cats. (Foreshadowing!)

    Enjoy the rest of your week and weekend.

  • Average Jane’s Weekend So Far

    First the bad part: I had a going-away party for some friends listed on my calendar for Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Scrolling through Facebook this afternoon as I was killing time before getting ready for said party, I saw a post from one of the farewellees thanking everyone for the great party…last night. Did I have plans last night? I did not. Did I turn down plans tonight because I thought it was the night of the party? Yes I did.

    Someone else needs to be put in charge of my calendar.

    Chucks The productive part: On Friday after work, I got my hair cut and colored in preparation for BlogHer. Then I got on a roll and decided I needed to get some pre-trip shopping done. First on the agenda: a new pair of Chuck Taylors. They were buy one, get one half price, so I ended up with basic black and a comic book pattern that I'd been eyeing. Only one pair gets to go with me to New York, so I'll have to do some outfit planning and decide which one wins.

    I managed to limit myself to buying only contact lens solution at Costco, then picked up travel sizes of a few toiletries at the drug store. By then it was getting late and I was hungry, so I grabbed a fast food chicken sandwich and took it home to eat while enjoying Tosh.0 and Psych.

    This morning I got up unnecessarily early and hung out with my husband for a while before he went to bed. I took a yoga class, had crepes with my sister and niece, and then got a pre-conference pedicure to make my toes a lovely, sparkly violet color.

    My sister and one of her friends invited me to join them in perusing a bunch of shops at a wholesale gift mart. I met up with them a little late due to a longer-than-expected nap, so I missed my sister laying the smackdown on a woman who had left a puppy in a hot car outside a coffee shop. My sis is a shining example for us all in the kicking ass and taking names department. (See also: raccoon rescue.)

    The gift mart was overflowing with all the jewelry, accessories and home decor items a person can stand. We wandered around for an hour or so and decided we'd had enough. There was a Macy's in the same mall, so my sister and I did a bit of shopping there as well. I picked up a maxi dress that will be perfect for one of my evenings at the conference.

    Then I decided I needed a shrug to wear with the dress. My sister has a cute one from Old Navy, but of course the store nearest me only had them in Teeny and Enormous. (They may actually call their sizes something else.) A salesperson called around and found the store in the area with the most in stock in the sizes I wanted, so I began formulating a plan to keep shopping, even though I hate shopping with a burning passion.

    When my husband got up, I invited him to go to dinner, with the caveat that I wanted to run into Old Navy. As it turned out, the Old Navy in question was an outlet location, so I got what I was looking for and saved 40% too. Better yet, there was a really good band called Soca Jukebox playing in the courtyard of the shopping center, so the whole thing turned into a nice outing.

    Now I'm chilling in front of the computer, adding stuff to my Netflix queue, and trying to decide whether to go down and watch TV or just turn in early. It's been a long couple of days, but at least I have all of my pre-conference shopping finished. At least I think I do.

  • Average Jane’s Awesome Sister

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    My sister posted this story to her Facebook wall, but I thought more people needed to hear it:

    Scene: Lake marina. Me, pulling up car to trailer boat. I see an animal in the road and notice it is shining. I hop out of the car to take a look and see it's a baby raccoon with a clear plastic cup stuck firmly to its head.

    As I approach it backs up, hissing, and makes its way into a drainage ditch. After a flash I realize its head (read: teeth) are cased in plastic, so I dive onto my stomach, grab the dude by his back fur, stand up and in one motion grab cup and fling cup and raccoon in two directions. The End.

    The moral? People…PLEASE don't litter!

    I'm so proud! {Sniff.} All those years of Ranger Rick Magazine and watching The Crocodile Hunter really paid off. 


    Photo is not of the actual raccoon in question, just a random baby raccoon. Photo credit: clstal

  • Average Jane’s Kitteh Farm

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    We grow 'em big around here.

  • The Voice of Average Jane

    I am absolutely delighted and honored to be included among the 2010 BlogHer Voice of the Year finalists, fittingly in the Geeky/Nerdy category. It's for my post, How Average Jane's Brain Works.

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    Randomly enough, all three of my 2010 BlogHer roommates are also finalists. Congratulations, Kelli, Kelli and Dawn! Congratulations to ALL of the finalists and presenters. I'm especially looking forward to hearing Liz read her blog post.

    The list of judges is so impressive that I'm mainly just psyched that they all read my blog post. The fact that they chose it as a finalist is gravy.

    I predict that this is going to be a great conference year. It's in New York City (woohoo!), I'm signed up for more parties than I can actually attend, I'm doing a 5k in Central Park and I get to speak on a panel.

    Before that, though, I'm hosting a pre-BlogHer meetup in Kansas City this Saturday, July 24th. If you're anywhere in the vicinity, please join us! You can get more details and RSVP on Facebook.

    The countdown begins…

  • Squinty Average Jane

    Glasses I spend a lot of time on the computer. A lot. And lately I've been noticing my face doing something weird from time to time. I'll be reading something online or playing a game and all of a sudden, I'm grimacing as if I'm in pain.

    It took a while for me to stop and think about it, but when I finally did I realized that what was actually happening is that I was squinting.

    Yes, as though this latest birthday has flipped another switch in the age-related breakdown control panel, I think the time has come for me to get…reading glasses. [Heavy sigh.]

    My eyesight is absolutely terrible. I've been severely nearsighted and astigmatic since childhood. Without my glasses or contacts, I can only focus about an inch in front of my eyes. If I try to read a book sans correction, my nose hits the page before the words get clear.

    That's really been my only problem until now. However, I've known this was coming because my eye doctor has been almost gleefully foreshadowing my eventual need for reading glasses and/or bifocals ever since I turned forty. He and my dentist should get together and have a doomsaying party.

    So I've made an appointment with the eye doctor to see what needs to be done. I don't want to run around with reading glasses on a beaded chain like someone's granny, but I may have no other choice. At least it's better than developing new forehead wrinkles from squinching up my face. That's what I tell myself anyway.

    Photo credit: Lunasmom

  • Average Jane’s First BlogHer Conference

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    This week, BlogHer put out a call for photos, BlogHer Conferences in Pictures: The Early Years, 2005-2009, which prompted me to go looking for photos from the inaugural conference held in San Jose in 2005. As it turned out, I didn't really have any.

    Then I went back and looked at my blog posts about the event. There was one brief post about the conference itself, one about touring the Winchester Mystery House the day I arrived, and one about going to the San Jose Flea Market and doing some other sightseeing with Cagey the day we left.

    As hard as it is to believe now that I'm preparing for my sixth BlogHer Conference, the first one didn't loom all that large at the time. Here's how it all went down:

    I'd been blogging for more than a year when I heard about a women's blogging conference being held in San Jose. I thought it sounded like something I'd enjoy, so I enlisted Cagey as a traveling companion and roommate because who wouldn't want to vacation in California?

    When we arrived, we got a rental car and set off to find something to eat. Next on our agenda was a tour of the Winchester mansion, which we both considered a special bonus of the conference's San Jose location.

    We were both looking forward to meeting bloggers, but we timed things wrong for dinner, so we didn't end up socializing with anyone the first evening. The important thing to keep in mind is that we didn't know anyone at the conference. That statement blows my mind because I know so many bloggers now, but at the time I hadn't met any non-local bloggers in person.

    As I mentioned in my one post about the conference, I did get to meet some bloggers whose blogs I'd been reading regularly, including Yvonne DiVita, Toby Bloomberg, Amy Gahran, Elisa Camahort, Jory DesJardins, Susannah Gardner and Eden Kennedy. It's not like me to be shy when it comes to meeting people, but somehow I failed to introduce myself to Alice Bradley. (I rectified that the following year). I also met Lisa Stone, Liz Rizzo, Ronni Bennett and Tish Grier that first year, among many others, I'm sure.

    However, I didn't think to take photos during the conference at all even though I practically filled up my camera while we were sightseeing.

    I remember lots of little details: the men's restrooms at the convention center changed into women's restrooms, the opening slideshow, the tables in the atrium where we hung out between sessions. Memories will just have to suffice, though.

    To be perfectly honest, I really didn't learn my lesson about the photos until 2007. My photos from 2006 are sparse as well and mostly show big, amorphous groups – except for this good one of Toby Bloomberg, Susan Getgood and Yvonne DiVita:

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    At the time, I had no idea how important BlogHer and the people I met there would become in my life and career. Now I can't imagine a year going by without my attending a BlogHer Conference.

    I'm very much looking forward to this year's conference, especially since I'll be speaking on a panel. As always, the highlight will be tracking down my favorite bloggers and talking to them in person. It's less than a month away. I can hardly wait!

  • Average Jane is Spoiled Rotten

    For a birthday that marks an unremarkable age, my friends and family members certainly went all out. Not only have I not paid for a meal in the last four days, but I've raked in the loot gift-wise. Here are some of the awesome presents people have given me:

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    The coolest yoga mat bag EVAR! My sister had it custom made for me.

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    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. When I opened it, I remarked that the only surprising thing about the gift was that no one had gotten me one sooner. Please note that the action figure has four more cats than I do, if you count the kitten in her robe pocket and the one on her shoulder.

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    This t-shirt, also from my sister. The peace sign is made up of tiny cartoon dead bunny heads. It's deeply weird, so of course I love it.

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    Bad Cat playing cards. I was a My Cat Hates You reader way back in the day. It's nice to see that one of the original cat websites is still making a buck.

    I've also gotten the cordless drill I mentioned earlier, three jars of spices from Penzeys, $50 in cash, a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate and a $25 AMC Theatres gift card.

    As much as I loved all the presents, I was just as thrilled with all of the birthday greetings I received on Facebook and Twitter all day long.

    So thanks again, everyone. I can't think of a better kickoff to another year on the planet.

  • Time Marches On for Average Jane

    CakeHappy Birthday to me! I've made it another year, despite the fact that Xena tried to assassinate me yesterday morning by hiding on the top basement stair when I was trying to carry some laundry down.

    I've decided that this is the birthday that marks the age where I can start calling everyone, "Honey."

    However, as one friend put it, it might be the age where I have to start calling everyone "Honey" because I can't remember anyone's name anymore.

    My husband already took me to pick out and buy my gift. I chose a 12-volt cordless drill because I'm practical like that. It was that or a new hammock and I figured I'd get more year-round use out of the drill. I'd kind of like a chainsaw, but Spyder has made it clear that that's a 50th birthday gift, so I'll have to wait.

    Because I'm taking the day off tomorrow, I'm staying up late tonight. I made chicken stir-fry for dinner and my husband and I watched "Hot Tub Time Machine" and "The Rocker." It seemed fitting to revisit 1986 in two different movies for my birthday.

    Tomorrow I have a lunch planned, but in the evening I'm attending a friend's puppy shower rather than trying to plan something for myself. I figured I could work in some further birthday festivities later in the week.

    Just as long as I get cake at some point…