Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane vs. Autumn

    Don't get me wrong, I love fall. In fact, it may be my favorite season. I'm enamored of the quality of the sunlight, the beautiful leaves, and the crisp air. There's nothing I enjoy more than driving to Weston for their annual Applefest (which I'm going to miss this year because of my travel schedule, darn it!). I also care a great deal for chrysanthemums and pumpkins.

    However, there's the little matter of the shorter days. I don't use an alarm clock, so I'm already experiencing the daily disappointment of waking up in pitch darkness only to discover that, indeed, it's time for me to get up. It won't be long before I'm driving to work in the dark and driving home from work in the dark, too.

    I'm aware of the futility of complaining about the angle and rotation of the Earth, and yet I'm doing it anyway. Maybe a nice pumpkin pie will make me feel better.

  • Average Jane Is All Extra Grossed Out

    I went to the doctor today for my annual checkup. For once, I actually had a pretty solid mental list of ailments ready to rattle off so I wouldn't forget to address anything with her while I had the chance.

    Toward the end of our chat, I mentioned a couple of warts that had been bugging me and resisting my efforts to make them go away. She casually said, "Oh, they're a virus and very common. Really, the surprising thing is that people aren't just covered with them all the time. And fungus, too."

    From a scientific perspective, I found that quite fascinating. But a big part of my brain couldn't get beyond thinking, "Ewwww!"

  • Average Jane Gets On A Plane

    I have a business trip every Thursday for the next three weeks. Tomorrow's is a quick there-and-back jaunt, but next week I'm going to the Type A Mom Conference in Asheville, North Carolina, and the following week I'll be at the Breast Cancer 3-Day walk in San Francisco.

    I'm crossing my fingers hoping that I won't get sick from all of the flights and exposure to the general public. Just last night I was eating in a crowded restaurant and a guy at the next table started coughing and coughing. I actually slid to the extreme end of my booth seat away from him and ate my meal pressed against the wall. So yeah, I'm a little paranoid about germs.

    In other news, it looks like I have two bands going that are both making progress. The new one I joined a couple of weeks ago is already on track to have almost two sets learned by this weekend. The one I'm in with my husband has had a good response to ads looking for a bass player, so I'm hoping we can audition a few on Sunday.

    Friday is my sister's birthday, so I'm having her and her family over for dinner. I've already made a chocolate cake roll with caramel praline ice cream filling. For dinner, we're having baked ziti with roasted vegetables, many of which are from my CSA share. Oh, and probably a green salad.

    Last but not least, I've started a virtual team for Lee National Denim Day. If you've never participated, the whole idea is that you donate $5 and get to wear jeans to work on October 2nd. Obviously since we don't all work together, the jeans thing is up in the air. However, a $5 donation should be pretty manageable for most people, even in this economy. The money goes to breast cancer research. If you're interested in joining my team, just click here.

    That's it for now, folks. Enjoy your Wednesday!

  • Average Jane Is Contrary

    Urlesque.com has declared today A Day Without Cats on the 'net. You know I can't let that stand.
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    You can see all of my many cat photos within the Jean Teasdale Collection on my Flickr account. You're welcome, cat fans.

  • Average Jane Tracks Down A Mystery

    When we bought our house in 1995 and up until recently, it never occurred to me or my husband to closely question the build date of 1950 that had been printed on all of our mortgage paperwork. However, serious doubt has crept in of late.

    It started when a band came over to record a few months ago. Several of the band members were contractors and they casually mentioned something about our house having been built in the 1930s based on the limestone block foundation.
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    When I took the home repair course a couple of weeks ago, I got more ammunition for the argument that our house was built before 1950 based on the original fuse box.
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    The more we thought about it, the more the 1950 story didn't add up. I dug out the inspection paperwork from our purchase and discovered that even the inspector judged the house to have been built in the 1940s.

    There are lots of little details in the unrenovated parts of the house that hint at a pre-1950s origin, including glass doorknobs,
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    picture molding (and lath-and-plaster walls and ceiling, for that matter),
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    the original hearth tile,
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    and possibly even the hinges on the basement cabinets.
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    Our doubt intensified when we looked at the real estate listing for the house next door to us that's currently for sale. It clearly states that our neighbor's house was built in 1939. When I told my husband, he recalled that our elderly neighbor across the street had once told him that our house was built before that house. So the 1930s estimate of the contractors may have been right on the money.

    It seems pretty clear that we were misled about the age of our house when we bought it, either purposely or due to poor record-keeping. We know that our subdivision was established around 1950, so it's possible that some dates got mixed up on a form at some point and never corrected.

    One of these days, I might go down to City Hall and do some additional research just for my own amusement. Until then, I'll just have to look for more clues right in front of me.

  • Average Jane Goes Camping

    A couple of weeks ago, my sister's Facebook status was "is getting burned up by her 4-year-old about when he can have a sleep over!"

    It occurred to me that my nephew, Ian, had never stayed over at our house, despite the fact that his sister was a sleepover veteran by the time she was his age. Thus, I volunteered to have him spend a night over this weekend. To make the whole thing even more exciting, I decided that we'd set up my tent in the back yard and sleep there.
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    I put the tent in the back of the yard near the fenceline. It didn't occur to me until my husband pointed it out that I'd put it pretty much exactly where we saw bobcats in our yard a couple of years ago. Heh.
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    My sister dropped him off yesterday a little after 5 p.m. as I was finishing all of the prep for our picnic supper of grilled hot dogs, yellow watermelon, corn on the cob and potato chips. He was very excited and kept declaring that it was going to be the "bestest sleepover ever!"

    After dinner we made s'mores. It's harder to toast a marshmallow over a charcoal grill than you might think.
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    Notice that my niece, Shay, made a point of marking her presence before she went home. According to my sister, she was rather jealous that her brother got a solo sleepover.

    Ian enjoyed his first s'more. Well, about half of it anyway.
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    We had some time to kill between dinner and bedtime, so we took our sleeping bags out to the tent and checked it out.
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    After that, we went inside and bugged my husband for a while (drums are fun!) and then watched a few episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants. Around 8:30, Ian declared that it was dark outside and thus it must be bedtime. I'm certainly not one for staying up late, but 8:30 is considerably earlier than I usually like to turn in. Nevertheless, Ian was insistent.

    We borrowed a flashlight from my husband and made our way to the tent. After two trips back into the house for water and Ian's stuffed puppy, we were ready to settle down for the night.
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    Well, I was ready to settle down for the night. Ian was more interested in playing with the flashlight and discussing the trains that we could hear in the distance. Eventually I zipped him into his new Lightning McQueen sleeping bag for the umpteenth time and we both fell asleep.

    My sleep was pretty typical of all of my camping experiences. I had a sleeping bag and a sleeping mat, but the mat doesn't cushion the ground as well as I'd like. I kept waking up with one arm asleep or my lower back hurting.

    On one of my wakeup occasions, Ian happened to be awake, too, and he was in a chatty mood. I checked the time on my cell phone and it was a little after 3:30 a.m., so I was hoping against hope that he would settle back down. After another discussion about the train, we both fell back asleep until 7:30.

    After confirming that it truly had been the best sleepover ever, we went inside to say goodnight to my husband. We then made a quick grocery store run for breakfast supplies and I made us bacon and waffles. We watched a couple more episodes of Spongebob, then Ian said he was ready to go home. Since I had run out of ways to entertain him, that worked out pretty well. We packed his suitcase (forgetting only his OU hat), and I ran him back home.

    In other news, yesterday's audition went well, so I'll be working with a new band starting next weekend. This one seems like it'll come together pretty quickly with a set list that's similar to the kinds of things my last working band used to play, so I'll keep everyone posted on gigs.

    That's all I have for now. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

  • Average Jane Checks In

    I didn't mean to leave that last post up so long, but our AT&T U-Verse router went bad and I was 'net-less for much of last week.

    Hey, if you're interested in taking one of the home repair classes like the one I described in my previous post, you can get a 15% discount for being my blog reader. Just sign up for a class at http://www.k2workshops.org and use discount code BF15AJ091X during checkout.

    I've been auditioning with bands quite a bit lately – an average of once per week. I think the party band has finally stopped circling the drain and has, in fact, gone down it. I showed up for practice on Tuesday and there was no one there. I called the band leader to ask about it and still haven't heard back so…yeah.

    Today I have an audition with a band that practices just a few blocks away. That would be convenient. I'm still working with my husband and a guitarist to get Earthquake Jake revived as a contemporary hard rock cover band, but that's going to take a while.

    Last night we had a fun evening out seeing some friends' Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band called Stadium Arcadium. It kicked off a weekend that is going to include backyard camping with my four-year-old nephew tonight (I'll take lots of photos!), a recording session tomorrow, and some spontaneous fun on Monday (nothing planned yet, but we're thinking about it).

    Enjoy your weekend!

  • Average Jane Gets Handier

    My husband is our household go-to guy for computer and A/V stuff and I
    seem to remember him replacing a light fixture once, but in general he
    is not a handyman. On the other hand, I've repaired each of our toilets
    multiple times, replaced several light switches and am always the one called upon to assemble
    furniture and things like that. I'll put it this way: almost all of our tools belong to me.

    When I got an e-mail from Carrie at K2 WorkShops offering me the opportunity to take their Home Improvement Champion 101: Basic Home Repair Workshop for Women at no charge, naturally I jumped at the chance to improve my skills and learn some new ones.

    I showed up at 9:00 a.m. yesterday and was greeted by the instructors, Krista Williamson and Julie Lozano, both of whom are inspiring in their knowledge and curiosity about fixing pretty much anything. Rita and Kelli were there, too, along with Carrie and three other women.

    The classroom there is very cool:
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    Each student has a workbench area with carefully selected tools and a hands-on space behind her which will not be nearly as pristine by the end of class.

    Krista started by showing us how to install a towel rack.
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    Now this is something I've done before, but I've always been a bit lax about things like wall anchors, so now I know how to do it right. In fact, I'll be applying that knowledge today to reinstall the paper towel holder in the studio bathroom. Heh.
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    The class made me quickly realize that it's high time I purchased a better drill. The old plug-in one that throws off sparks from the motor while I'm drilling needs to be retired in favor of one of these sleek rechargeables with a lithium battery. Ahem, in case anyone is looking for an early Christmas hint…

    The next lesson was about patching sheetrock. I'm fine with spackling over small holes, but until yesterday I had no idea how to patch a large area of sheetrock. Now we all know how.
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    It is a rather messy process, though:
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    After a break for box lunches from Jason's Deli, we resumed our lessons with some basic electrical rewiring. Julie walked us through replacing a light switch, installing a dimmer switch and replacing a light fixture.
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    I asked a lot of questions about the electrical in my own house and learned that it would probably be best if I had an electrician replace my non-grounded outlets with 3-prong ones. However, I can easily replace the ceiling fan in our bedroom myself, as long as I pay attention to which hot wire goes to the light and which one powers the fan. Oh, and I really need to get all of the aluminum wiring removed from the finished part of our basement because it's a fire hazard.

    The class ended around 4:00 p.m. after an overview of various plumbing drains and how to remove clogs from any of them. Did you know that some people flush dental floss down the toilet? Don't ever do that.

    I was very impressed by the workshop. Even though I already knew how to do some of the things we covered, it definitely improved my confidence and taught me useful tips that will make each type of project much easier in the future.

    I think the workshop I took would make an excellent gift for someone's wedding, housewarming, graduation, etc. They offer single-topic classes that go into more depth on electrical and plumbing repairs. There's even a class about fixing things around your house before you put it on the market.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to head over to the hardware store to get some wall anchors. I have a towel rack and a toilet paper holder to install.

  • Average Jane’s Musical Secret

    It had never occurred to me to write about this topic, but then Grace posted this on Facebook today:

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    Of all of the types of music you might expect me to admit to liking, there's one I'll bet you'd never consider: traditional folk music. It's true – the queen metalhead herself has a soft spot for songs like "I Gave My Love A Cherry."

    My mom used to sing it to me when I was a kid. It was in lullaby rotation with the theme song from "Branded," among other odd choices.

    My mom wasn't a hippie – she was already married with a baby by the time the Summer of Love rolled around. No, the whole folk song thing can be laid squarely at the feet of Burl Ives.

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    We had an extensive album of Burl Ives singing folk songs that included "Tam Pierce," "Foggy, Foggy Dew," "Leather-Winged Bat" and other aged traditional tunes. And when I say album, I mean album album: a book full of 45 rpm records in separate sleeves.

    Because the music was perfectly suitable for kids (except for the fact that some of it was rather depressing), we listened to the songs a lot when I was growing up. You can imagine how excited I was when I first saw "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." (Needless to say, I didn't know about him ratting out his friends to the House Unamerican Activities Committee until much later.)

    So even today, I'm happy to stop and enjoy a traditional folk song now and then. Even at the risk of being overwhelmed by patchouli.

  • Average Jane’s Non-Green Thumb

    As much as I love gardens and houseplants in theory, I have to admit that I'm not very good with them. For instance, I bought numerous packs of geranium plants in the late spring and they're still sitting around unplanted (yet alive!).

    A couple of weeks ago I took a good look at my lime tree which was languishing on top of the TV and decided that it would be happier spending some time outside. Man, was that a good call! It's gone crazy with new leaves, blossoms and baby limes, and now I feel really guilty about not putting it out sooner.

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    The plants all live on top of the enormous, broken projection TV in our living room and we've been putting off finding a new plant stand for them even though it's obvious that the TV needs to go. Last weekend I moved all of the house plants outside next to the lime tree so they could enjoy a little warmth and rainwater and I could start thinking about Craigslisting the TV.

    Even though the other plants aren't going as crazy outdoors as the tree, I'm happy that the rain has at least washed the dust off their leaves. Oh, and there's this interesting development:

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    The lime tree and the impatiens have both developed hardy clusters of toadstools in their pots.

    Finally, as an update to my post about deliberate plant killing, I'm happy to report that the poison ivy plants near my front door are indeed dead.

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    Ha, ha!

    Of course, at some point I'm going to have to remove the plant corpses and I am well aware that they are chock-full of poison ivy oils that could still get me. I'll be very careful