Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane, Lyricist

    I was hanging out with Cagey the other day and happened to mention that I'm "auditioning" for an original band this week in the form of taking two of their songs, writing melodies and lyrics, recording my vocal lines over them and e-mailing them back.

    She thought it would make an interesting post if I described my songwriting process. I was pretty sure I'd written such a post before, but a little Lijit search revealed that the one I was thinking of was back in 2005, so it's probably not too soon to revisit the topic!

    So here's the songwriting method I've developed for myself:

    • Listening to the songs over and over and over again. I have them on a CD in my car and they're loaded into iTunes on my home and work computers. The background music to my life this week has been two tight, instrumental, progressive heavy metal songs.
    • Waiting for inspiration. With that much repetition, eventually a proto-melody line, some lyrics, or both will eventually work their way into my brain. These particular songs have not come easy, but I finally have a melody line for one of the choruses and a few words are starting to make their way in. Once I get even one full line of lyrics, I'll know what a song is about so I can proceed from there.
    • Charting the song structure. Before I can write lyrics for the entire song, I need to know what parts are there, how many measures each part lasts, how many times each part repeats, etc. I also need to decide what's a solo (no vocals) and what's a bridge (different vocal part/melody). For that matter, I have to decide what's a verse and what's a chorus! I have no formal musical training, so the notes end up being a combination of the ABACAB structure and hash marks that represent either bars or measures, depending on what I'm trying to accomplish.
    • Listening to the songs over and over and over again. This time around I have Microsoft Word open on my computer and I'm typing in lyrics as I think of them. There's a lot of stopping and starting. There's also a lot of editing going on, especially because I tend to try to jam in too many words and I always need to strip them back during the review process. I'm singing quietly to myself throughout.
    • Singing the songs at full volume. This is a vital step because it's very easy for me to write a song for myself that I can't actually perform for one reason or another. Believe me, I've done it often. At full volume, I can tell where I'm going to have problems with phrasing, certain vowel sounds, transitions, etc. Then I can take steps to fix the song before I waste time trying to record something I can't pull off.
    • Recording the vocal tracks. Here's a little secret about me: I hate singing in the studio. The microphone is in a weird position, the vocal booth is stuffy, it's hard to put my lyrics where I can see them and sing at the same time, and I'm always picky about how well I can hear myself versus the backing tracks in the headphones. I drive my husband (the studio engineer/producer) crazy. Still, this is the vital part, so I'll bite the bullet and do what I can to get the songs sung as close to what I had in mind as possible.
    • Nitpicking the production. After I'm finished singing, my only role in the finished product is weighing in on the effects that are added and requesting a note correction here and there, which can either mean re-recording a part or having it fixed with software.

    Today my goal is to start the third step and make my way through the rest of them to where I can record tomorrow afternoon or evening.

    Of course, the band may not like what I come up with. They could meet me and decide that I'm too old, fat, etc., even if they like the songs. Who knows? Either way, it's good practice and a fun creative outlet. Wish me luck!

  • Average Jane Starts Another Home Improvement Project

    I know I said I was finished with spending money on remodeling projects for this year. We got our lovely TV room. I finally painted the half-bath adjoining that room just this Monday night. That should be enough, right? However, this one is different.

    Thanks to current economic conditions, my husband's recording studio business has been sloowww this year. He had a great idea for a demo package he can offer bands that will allow them to record live for an hour – as many songs as they can fit in – and then he'll mix for the next hour and send them home with a demo CD for $100.

    The problem with this idea is that it would mean moving away from the word-of-mouth marketing model which brought vouched-for friends of friends into the studio (and thus, our house), to marketing via advertising. That would be all well and good except that the studio does not have its own bathroom, which means that strangers would be trooping through our living area to use one of ours.

    Now I (mostly) don't mind his friend-clients coming downstairs to use the facilities, even though they almost always catch me vegging in front of the TV or doing housework dressed like a rag-picker. However, I can definitely understand his security concerns with having random musicians off the street casting their gaze over our limited store of valuables.

    This leads to our latest home project: building a half-bath in our basement.

    The way our house is set up, there's a stairway that leads down from the studio, past the garage, and around to an outside entrance to our basement. It's not completely protected from the elements, but it's close enough.

    So, we have guys building us a bathroom this week. They've already jack-hammered the concrete floor, installed the below-ground plumbing, and framed out the bathroom and foyer. By the time I get home tonight, I imagine it'll be sheetrocked.

    Because we're the type of people who will tell a contractor, "Here's what we want, this is what we want to spend, and we don't care about the particulars," the wall that separates the bathroom area from the rest of the basement is not quite where we'd envisioned it, but I'm just going to plan to shuffle stored items around to different shelves until the stuff we use more frequently is accessible again.

    No matter what, the end result will be very handy for the studio and for when we have parties out on our deck.

    This is the last project this year, though. I swear it!

  • Average Jane’s Alphabetical URL List

    I'm stealing this from Schmutzie. Here's her basic description:

    I was whiling away the afternoon with a cup of coffee and some weblog
    reading when I suddenly recalled an internet meme that went around
    sometime in 2005 or 2006. The idea was that you went through the
    alphabet, one letter at a time, typing each letter into your address
    bar to see what the topmost URL was associated with that letter.

    So here's my own list. Thanks to the way Firefox works, it's all stuff I've bookmarked for one reason or another. The only self-referential URL I left out was Average Jane. The rest are where you'd expect them to be in the list:

    A: Anne's Food: Pepparkakor Recipe
    B: Bartelby.com
    C: The Cryptic Canvas: 50 Movies Hidden in a Painting
    D: Das Cöbra
    E: Etsy: Lab Rat PDF Knitting pattern
    F: AMC Theatres Fork & Screen
    G: Garageband.com: Dark Crucible
    H: How Stuff Works
    I: I Want To Rock n' Roll All Night and Party Some Days After A Nap T-Shirt
    J: Bridging the Gap: Johnson County Recycling Centers
    K: Kansas City Kitty
    L: Lileks.com: The Bleat
    M: MidLifeBloggers
    N: Next Gen Pet Products
    O: Organic Bouquet
    P: Meesha's Pickled Jalapeños Recipe
    Q: Brendan Emmett Quigley
    R: Random Number Generator
    S: The Sturdy Soapbox
    T: Tattoo Your Towels: Sublime Stitching
    U: URLshort
    V: Barbara Ling, Virtual Coach
    W: Wikipedia
    X: Flex Sofa
    Y: YouTube: Cookie Monster Metal Video
    Z: Zen Habits: How To Get Bruce Lee Like Strength Without Ever Going to a Gym

  • Because Average Jane Hasn’t Posted Lately…

    I'm snagging this meme from Florinda.

    50 Random Questions

    1. What color is your toothbrush?
    Orange and white

    2. Name one person who made you smile today:
    Alex

    3. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
    Sitting at my desk drinking coffee and getting started with the day's work.

    4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
    Playing fetch with Trillian

    5. What is your favorite candy bar?
    100 Grand (that is, until they made them so very tiny)

    6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
    No, but one of the nightclubs I used to go to in the late '80s had male strippers before the bands went on.

    7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
    "Do you want me to go rent a movie?"

    8. What is your favorite ice cream?
    Mint chocolate chip

    9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
    Water

    10. Do you like your wallet?
    It's okay.

    11 What was the last thing you ate?
    Peanut Butter Noodles (with added cilantro)

    12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
    No.

    13. The last sporting event you watched?
    I have no idea.

    14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
    I'm a big kettle corn fan.

    15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
    My sister, I think.

    16. Ever go camping?
    Yes, and I'm looking forward to my next camping opportunity so I can use the new tent I bought a few years ago.

    17. Do you take vitamins daily?
    Yes.

    18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
    No.

    19. Do you have a tan?
    No, I have the opposite of a tan.

    20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
    I like the both equally.

    21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
    I almost never drink soda, but if I do drink it, it usually is not through a straw.

    22. What did your last text message say?
    I don't know and I don't feel like going down and digging my phone out of my purse to find out.

    23. What are you doing tomorrow?
    Going to Coffee Morning, going to work, having lunch with friends, going to the chiropractor and making dinner.

    25. Look to your left, what do you see?
    My messy desk and bookcase.

    26. What color is your watch?
    I have a bunch of watches, but I never wear any of them.

    27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
    Crocodiles, wallabies, poisonous spiders, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

    29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
    I try to avoid fast food places, but the main reason I'll go to one is for the convenience of the drive-thru.

    30. What is your favorite number?
    7

    31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
    Alex

    33. How many states have you lived in?
    Two

    34. Biggest annoyance right now?
    Some health issues and insomnia.

    35. Last song listened to?
    The theme song for "Reno 911," which we watched while we ate dinner.

    36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
    Maybe, if I really concentrated.

    37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
    Yes, I have a cleaning lady who comes in every other week.

    38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
    Black Chuck Taylors

    39. Are you jealous of anyone?
    Not in any all-consuming, unhealthy way!

    40. Is anyone jealous of you?
    Not that I'm aware of.

    41. Do you love anyone?
    Definitely!

    42. Do any of your friends have children?
    Many of them do, although I have a good-sized group of female friends in my age group who do not.

    43. What do you usually do during the day?
    I spend the majority of the day at my computer, whether I'm at work or home. I play with the cats, chat with my husband, cook, tidy up, maybe watch some TV.

    44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
    I've said it before, but I like to follow my Great-Aunt Edith's edict, "We don't hate anyone except Hitler and the devil."

    45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
    I inexplicably lean toward "howdy" when greeting people in passing at work.

    46. What color is your car?
    Silver

    47. Do you like cats?
    No, I LOVE them!

    48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
    No, I'm mostly thinking about the questions.

    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
    Yes, I have been to Six Flags Over St. Louis

    50. How did you get your worst scar?
    Appendectomy

  • Average Jane’s Contribution to Art

    I spent some time this morning loading photos to Flickr and noticed a note from Flickr user The hills are alive that she'd used one of my photos in a montage.

    Here's my original photo, taken last year at the annual White Cloud, Kansas flea market:

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    And here's her artwork:

    Postcard with White Cloud kewpie
    Pretty cool, don't you think?

  • Average Jane Faces the Facts

    It's not as if I didn't know I'd been gaining weight over the past couple of years. All of the signs were there:

    • Three-quarters of a closet full of clothes that don't fit,
    • Avoidance of any garment that reveals my arms or legs,
    • Failure to purchase a new full-length mirror after the old one broke,
    • Tendency to gravitate toward over-sized t-shirts, and
    • Grimacing at the sight of myself in our vacation photos.

    Still, I don't think it completely sank in until this morning when I needed to find an outfit to wear to a business-oriented event tonight.

    I was pretty sure I had a couple of suits that I'd worn the last time my weight trended upward. Even with my current jeans size providing strong evidence to the contrary, I assumed that those suits would be close enough to my current size that I could wear one of them tonight. Oh, how wrong I was.

    It turns out that all of my suits from that era are a size 8. As soon as I saw that number, I knew I was completely out of luck, but I still had to torture myself by trying on the skirts. Uh, yeah. Forget zipping them – I couldn't even pull them up all the way.

    Okay, so obviously I'm not a size 8. Still, I figured I could fall back on one of the skirts my sister gave me after she smallified herself by becoming a yoga instructor. I tried it on – and keep it mind that it's only been four or five months since I wore it last – and although I could get it on, the zipper didn't want to go all the way up and the front of the skirt clung in a most unattractive manner.

    I had no choice but to wear a somewhat stretchy, long-sleeved black dress with a random suit jacket (that's actually too small as well, but works okay unbuttoned). It'll get me by, but it's not what I would have preferred. Plus, I'll need to concentrate on sucking in my gut all evening long. Dammit.

    It all boils down to the fact that I'm getting older, I get almost no exercise, and I don't exactly go out of my way to eat the healthiest food every day. There's nothing I can do about my age, but I can certainly get off my lazy butt and drag myself away from the computer more often.

    Starting this weekend, my husband and I are joining our local community center and putting our workouts ON THE CALENDAR, which is the only way we can manage to keep up any kind of schedule.

    My goal is to get back into those size 8 suits by next spring. Wish me luck – I'm going to need it!

  • Average Jane Hits A Transition Point

    This was a very fruitful and positive weekend in many ways. I had a great time at Chicks Who Click, and on Sunday I played at a party on the huge stage at Liberty Hall in Lawrence, Kansas for my cousin Travis' graduation from K-State.

    Sadly, that was my band's last gig in its current form. I'd had the graduation party booked since late last year and actually said to my band members on several occasions, "Nobody can quit before this gig!"

    The band had been struggling for months, but every guy hung in there until we could play the party, for which I am exceedingly grateful.

    Now my husband and I are trying to decide what to do next. We're both tempted to start another original band, even though that would mean low or no pay for playing. We've also tossed around the idea of revamping the set list to remove all of the really old classic rock and add songs from contemporary hard rock bands we enjoy, such as Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, Saliva, etc.

    At this point, I don't know which way we'll go.

    Next month, my goal of streamlining my activities will reach another milestone when I finally retire from two not-for-profit boards. As I've mentioned before, the overscheduling of my life has been taking a toll. I'm out of shape but can't find time to exercise. I've been neglecting tasks around the house for far too long. I'm very much looking forward to reframing my lifestyle to be slower and healthier.

    I have a four-day weekend for Memorial Day, so it'll be nice to get a glimpse of what that can be like. On Saturday, I'll have the opportunity to recharge my batteries with some old-fashioned manual labor when I work my first farm shift for my CSA. My niece is spending the night on Friday and coming out to the farm with me.

    My sister's neighborhood is having their annual Memorial Weekend block party on Sunday, so I'll definitely be there to hang out with everyone.

    I have nothing planned on Memorial Day itself, but it seems like a perfect day to sleep in, hang around the house and relax.

    So how was your weekend? Do you have any fun plans for the coming weekend?

  • Average Jane, Live and In Person

    Pageimage_1223_47458_0_1 Guess what I'm doing this weekend? I'll be attending Chicks Who Click, a conference for women in technology. Not only will I be attending, I'll be speaking on a panel called "Customizing Your Social Toolbox," with Mark Logan and Tara Anderson, moderated by Zena Weist.

    There's a wonderful speaker lineup on other panels and presentations as well. You can see interviews with many of the speakers (including me) on their blog.

    I can tell I must be doing something right when it comes to establishing myself in this industry because I already know a lot of the speakers, even some of the ones who aren't from Kansas City.

    So that's my Friday and Saturday. What do you have planned this weekend?

  • Average Jane’s Miscellaneous Nashville Fun

    So what else did we do in Nashville? Well, eating featured prominently. Even before we left, we were actually discussing how many times we were going to have breakfast at the Pancake Pantry. (As it turned out: twice.)

    Pancake Pantry, Nashville, TN
    We happened to catch it at times when the wait was minimal. Sometimes the line stretches halfway around the building and down the block. I highly recommend the pecan pancakes, even though the portion was so enormous that I couldn't finish mine.

    Nashville also has a number of good brewpubs. We had dinner at Blackstone one evening and enjoyed the nut brown ale that was their cask option of the day. Later on in our trip we ate at Big River Grille downtown, which also had a good brown ale. Their food and service were nothing to write home about, but at least we got to sit on their patio and enjoy the downtown sights while we ate.

    Ernest Tubb Record Shop
    While we were exploring Lower Broadway, we stopped by Hatch Show Print and I got a very cool poster. The store is well worth seeing just for its gigantic letterpress and shelf after shelf of wooden type and graphics blocks. There are also two shop cats, but we didn't see them.

    Naturally, we took photos of the Ryman Auditorium while we were nearby. We would have taken the tour, but we didn't have time.

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    Most of our shopping was confined to music stores. In fact, the first place we stopped when we got to Nashville was Fork's Drum Closet, where my husband eventually traded two of the snare drums he'd brought for one he'd been wanting. Here's my husband reveling in their snare drum room:

    Fork's Drum Closet
    We were hoping that the Nashville music stores would have some good deals on used gear, but it turns out that Ebay is now the default distribution channel for all such merchandise. It was still interesting to go to the stores, if only to see the professional-grade gear they had available. I also noticed at their musicians wanted/available bulletin boards were significantly bigger than what we see in Kansas City:

    Music store bulletin board
    Speaking of the music business, my husband had us stop by the Musicians' Union building, for old time's sake. He said it looks exactly the same as it always has.

    Musicians' Union, Nashville
    Before we left Kansas City, I'd contacted a representative from the Nashville Social Media Club to see if there were any meetups or Tweetups going on during my visit. There turned out to be a Digital Nashville mixer on Thursday evening, so I signed up and attended. It was held at an interactive firm called centre{source} in their very cool office:

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    As our visit was drawing to a close, we met up with one of my husband's friends at the 12South Taproom and Grill, which is the kind of neighborhood bar I wish I had in my own neighborhood. We learned from our Nashville insider that Dolly Parton's empire is headquartered at the building across the street:
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    So that pretty much covers our trip. We had a great time, possibly gained some weight, and saw pretty much everyone and everything my husband was nostalgic to see. Nashville's a great town and I look forward to our next visit, whenever it might be.

  • Average Jane’s Other Traveling Companion

    No description of our vacation would be complete without a mention of our Garmin StreetPilot c550, whom we've dubbed Inga.

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    If you have a GPS that speaks to you, I highly recommend that you assign a name to the voice. It's a lot more fun to refer to it as a character rather than just "the GPS."

    Inga shepherded us to Nashville and all over the city while we were there. My husband has a good basic understanding of Nashville's layout from having lived there, but even he admitted that Inga knew the good, fast ways to get places.

    She was also handy for finding nearby restaurants and other points of interest by name or category. "Cracker Barrel" appears pretty prominently in our "Recently found" list right now.

    The one thing that Inga didn't handle very well was detours for gas and food while we were on the long highway drives back and forth from Kansas City to Nashville. This is probably due to my refusal to RTFM, because there must be some way to tell the GPS that you're just pausing your trip.

    It was after one of these stops that Inga tried to lead us off the main highway somewhere in Illinois and divert us to many miles of two-lane highway. We speculated that this was where she turned us over to the brigands and highwaymen who really control her. Fortunately, she snapped out of it when we reminded her that we were heading home.

    She redeemed herself by finding a shortcut through downtown St. Louis that must have saved us a good 10 minutes. Inga knows all the sneaky routes.

    I have to admit that I don't use Inga particularly often at home, but she's fantastic for traveling. We'll definitely be working together a lot as summer road trip season kicks in.