Author: Average Jane

  • Changing Average Jane

    XO from Hip Suburban White Guy posted a meme earlier this week called The Times, They Are a Changin'.

    The idea is to post photos that show how your personal appearance has evolved. I decided to do the meme in the context of my bands, so here are examples of how I looked in three distinctly different eras.

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    Here I am in the late 1980s. I was in a hard rock cover band (hey, just like today!) called White Hot, and apparently I felt there was no need for me to smile in photos.

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    On to the mid-1990s. This was an original alternative band called Radio Sunday. My hair was still rather large, but it was more or less my natural color and permed. As you can see, grunge fashion had taken its toll.

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    And here I am today (well, last spring anyway). 

    This was fun! If you decided to pick up this meme, let me know in the comments.
  • Average Jane’s Photo Wednesday

    In with the new, out with the old.

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    A little research suggests that this is a type of honeysuckle bush, which makes sense considering how much honeysuckle has invaded my fence line over the past several years. I also saw a lot of these berries out on the walking trail at Unity Village over the weekend.

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    My favorite plant of the year. I'd never planted elephant ears before, but this particular one grew like mad. Even though it's a pain to dig them up to winter the bulbs, I think it'll be worth it.

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    My husband and I put together a plexiglas drum shield over the weekend. As you can see, peeling off the protective plastic produced a lot of static electricity.

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  • Average Jane Will Wear What She Pleases

    ByJane has a post up about one of my pet peeves: the idea that you can't wear whatever you want once you get past a certain age. I'm not talking about retaining the right to display my cellulite-pocked thighs in a mini-skirt from the juniors' department. That's a fashion don't for anyone (with cellulite-pocked thighs). However, I do take exception to the idea that my fortieth birthday marked the day that society expected me to turn in all my Threadless t-shirts and start outfitting myself at Chico's.

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    Over the last four or five years, I've developed the perfect wardrobe for myself: jeans, quirky t-shirts, long-sleeved layering t-shirts for when it's chilly, a variety of pairs of Converse sneakers, and a few hoodies for when it's really chilly. I can mix and match those items like Garanimals for weeks on end, even when I'm lax about doing laundry.

    One of the reasons this wardrobe concept works so well for me is that the jeans are the only part of it that must be shopped for in person and tried on. The t-shirts all come from various online sources. These days, the shoes come from Zappos.com. The hoodies and long-sleeved tees are mostly from Target, and they last forever.

    You may have gathered by now that I hate shopping. That's why last weekend was the ultimate in clothing-acquisition events for me. My sister tipped me off that she was getting rid of a lot of her business casual clothes. Naturally, I made a bee-line to her house to claim what I could before the Goodwill run. The haul included a bunch of black jackets, a wool skirt I can wear the next time I'm obliged to dress up, and a couple of pairs of slacks that could also come in handy for dressier occasions.

    The black jackets will be great in the fall and winter to dress up my t-shirt wardrobe. I can also pair them with tank tops to wear onstage when my band performs. There's nothing like a long jacket to hide a multitude of figure flaws.

    You'll notice I didn't say anything about how I now have the wardrobe to dress like a real grown-up. That's the last thing I intend to do. Maybe if I ever feel like a real grown-up, I'll change my mind. Until then, what you see is what you get.

  • Average Jane Gets Thrifty

    With the current economic downturn in full swing, I'm grateful to my late grandmother for all of the helpful tips she taught me about making do with less. She learned from her own mother's experience of the Great Depression, where the motto of housewives was, "Eat it up, make it last, improvise or do without." My grandmother had just gotten married when World War II began, and she put much of that knowledge to use when rationing began in 1942.

    Over the weekend, I delved into that history for a series of meals that I've been making since I first moved out on my own and had no choice but to get by on the princely salary of $14,500 per year. It starts with a single stewing hen and – for my two-person household – ends up making three dinners and two or three lunches' worth of leftovers. Here's how it goes:

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    Chicken and Dumplings

    1 stewing hen
    1/2 cup cornstarch

    Rinse hen (remove giblets and discard or freeze for later use), place in a large stock pot and add water to cover. Bring to a boil, cover, reduce heat and simmer for four to six hours until tender. Remove chicken from pot, discard skin and bones, and return meat to boiling liquid. It can be difficult to track down all the bones, so don't be surprised if one or two slip past you. Dissolve cornstarch in cool water and add to boiling stock to thicken. Add salt and pepper to taste.

    Dumplings:
    1 cup flour
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/3 cup milk
    1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
    1 egg, beaten
    2 tbsp. oil

    Sift flour, baking powder and salt together. Combine egg, milk and oil; add to dry ingredients to make soft dough. Drop by tablespoons into stew. Cover and steam for 15 minutes. Perfectly Good Alternative: Make Bisquik dumplings per package directions.

    Serve over boiled potatoes with a vegetable side dish.

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    Refrigerate the leftover chicken gravy. The next day you can make:

    Chicken Pot Pie

    2-3 cups chicken gravy
    2-3 stalks celery, diced
    2 cloves garlic, pressed
    1/2 cup fresh or frozen corn
    2 carrots, thinly sliced
    1/2 medium onion, minced
    1/2 cup frozen peas
    1/2 cup frozen green beans
    1 tbsp. cooking oil
    Salt and pepper to taste
    2 pastry crusts

    Place bottom pastry crust in deep pie plate or casserole dish. Saute carrots, celery, garlic and onions in oil until onions are translucent. Stir in other vegetables and gravy and season to taste. Fill pastry crust with gravy mixture and seal with top crust. Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit until top crust is golden brown, about 30-45 minutes. Alternatives: A small bag of frozen mixed vegetables can be substituted for the separate carrots, corn, peas and green beans. If you're not much for homemade pie crust, I find that Jiffy mix works well for this.

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    On the third evening, make:

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    Chicken Noodle Soup

    Remaining chicken gravy
    3 stalks celery, sliced
    1/2 medium onion, chopped
    1/2 tsp. basil
    1 tbsp. cooking oil
    3 carrots, sliced
    1 clove garlic, pressed
    3/4 tsp. dried parsley
    1 small package frozen egg noodles
    Salt and pepper to taste

    Saute carrots, celery, onion and garlic in a large soup pot with oil. Add chicken gravy and enough water to fill about 3/4 full. Bring to a boil, add seasonings and noodles. Reduce heat to medium and simmer for 25 minutes or until noodles are done.

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    So that's how I can make an $8 chicken stretch over three dinners. If you think that's more chicken dishes than your household can take in a three-day period, you can always freeze the leftover gravy and make some of the secondary dishes later.

    For example, make a chuck roast and you'll be all set for beef hash the next night!

    What are your favorite "planned leftovers" meals?

  • Average Jane’s Friday Catblogging

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    Xena, a.k.a. 15 pounds of wet cement in a trash bag. Not that I have any room to talk, obviously.

  • Average Jane Is Not Famous

    My 8-year-old niece and I went to the Weston, Missouri Applefest last Saturday. I picked her up from her soccer game (she's really good!) and we drove about an hour to get to Weston.

    On the way, I thought she might enjoy hearing one of my cover band's demo songs. I happened to have a CD in the car with two of the songs on it. I could only play "Higher Ground" for her; the other song was "Lit Up" by Buckcherry [lyrics], which really isn't even appropriate for ME to listen to.

    She liked the song so much that she had me play it three or four times. Then she had an interesting question: "Is your band famous enough to be on the radio?"

    I thought it was a very astute and valid question for a pop culture-steeped kid to ask. It made me think of the interviews with celebrities where they're asked if their kids understand how famous they are and most of them say their kids don't seem to know or care.

    I told her that the band was just a hobby and we concentrate on performing other people's songs live. I didn't muddy the waters with a discussion about my original band project, largely because the odds that it will ever be an exception to what I was saying are infinitesimal.

    Then she gave me the best compliment I've ever gotten about my music, "Well, I think people would like to hear it."

  • Average Jane’s Las Vegas Adventures

    It occurs to me that I never really posted about my trip to Las Vegas, even though I scheduled in some fun stuff before and after BlogWorld Expo. Another thing I made a point of not mentioning anywhere in social media, for security reasons, is that my husband went with me.

    We got into town on Friday afternoon and grabbed a quick dinner at the Las Vegas Hilton, where we were staying, before taking a cab to see Tower of Power in concert. As you can see from the photos, we had amazing seats.

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    One bittersweet thing about staying at the Las Vegas Hilton is that they'd just closed Star Trek: The Experience a few weeks before we arrived. If it had been open, we totally would have paid to go through it. Here's what part of the attraction looks like shuttered:

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    On Saturday, I spent all day and evening at the conference and associated social events while my husband hung out with his friend, blues musician Glenn Patrik.

    After the conference on Sunday night, Glenn and his wife took us to an amazing Vietnamese restaurant and we spent the evening hanging out at their house talking about music and playing with their dogs.

    Our flight back on Monday wasn't until 7:45 p.m., so my husband and I spent the day shopping and goofing around on the Strip. Breakfast was at a cafe inside Paris.

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    Later that afternoon we went to the Bellagio to visit the Modernist Artists gallery exhibition. First, we took some photos of their autumn-decorated courtyard:

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    Once we got through airport security, I decided I'd kill some time by finally doing a bit of gambling. I allotted $15 to spend and began playing 25-cent draw poker. I was down to my last five-quarter bet and ready to call it a day when I drew three 7s. On the re-draw I got a fourth 7 and won $62.50! I cashed out immediately and went back to reading my book.

    I always enjoy a trip to Las Vegas and this one was no exception. After all, I got married there and renewed my vows there ten years later. It's always going to be "our place," so I'm glad my husband came along.

  • Yes, Average Jane Is Still Alive

    I know there's nothing lamer than the "why I'm not blogging" blog post, but I've fallen so far off from my four years of daily posts that I figured it was time to try to explain.

    The thing is, I don't know what the problem is. Or rather, it's no one thing, it's lots of things.

    For starters, since I've been using Twitter regularly, it's absorbed a lot of the trivial observations that would once have been blown out into blog posts. I know I should take advantage of my Twitter stream and cherry-pick interesting tidbits to write about for my non-Twittering blog audience, but for some reason I don't feel inclined to do so. I'll work on it.

    Then there's the upcoming election and the fact that the economy is in the crapper. Both of those things are absorbing a lot of my attention right now, but I've been hesitating to write about them in any detail lest I begin ranting.

    However, now that I've gotten started, I'll at least sum up my feelings. In a nutshell, I firmly believe that this is the most important election in my lifetime. However, I have extremely grave doubts about the integrity of our electoral system and my biggest worry is that we'll never know the true outcome of a major election again. I'll keep annoying my local poll workers by requesting a paper ballot, but unless everyone else does the same, well, I don't know that we can truly believe that our votes are being accurately recorded and tallied anymore.

    The economic problems are more abstract to me so far, but I've put off the remodeling work we were going to have done because I didn't want to spend the cash in case I end up needing it. I have a limited amount of money directly invested anywhere – other than my 401(k) – and I have no reason to think that the NCUA won't protect my credit union deposits. Still, it's an unsettling time.

    Other than that, everything's fine. Work is great, the band is going
    well, all of the people and cats in the household are relatively
    healthy. I'm enjoying the fall weather and looking forward to being
    outside a bit more.

    I'm hoping that this post is the turning point where I pull out of my blogging funk and manage to get back to real writing again. If so, I guess I'll see you back here tomorrow.

  • Average Jane’s Weekend of Rock

    So my band, Earthquake Jake, made it through its first two gigs this weekend.

    Good things about the experience:

    • Enthusiastic crowds. On Friday night, someone inquired about hiring us for a Halloween party. Spyder, Kanga and A Librarian hung out for all four sets on Saturday. Thanks, guys!
    • I also appreciated my sister, Zen Zone Chick, coming out and bringing one of her neighbors even though she was sick. Hope you can stay longer next time!
    • The band sounded pretty darned good. There were a few minor mistakes, but no trainwrecks. In general, I was impressed with how tight we sounded considering that we've only had our current bass player for a few weeks.
    • I learned how to set up the PA and lights by myself.
    • Money!

    Less-than-good things:

    • The crowds were smaller than I would have liked. That was partly
      because the bars in question were a good 30 minutes outside of town.
      Still, I invited well over 100 people and it would have been nice to
      have seen more than four of them.
    • I'd forgotten how unpleasant it is to play all evening in a bar where people smoke. All my carpeted speaker cabinets smell nasty now.
    • The smoke plus my cold or allergies (or whatever it is I have) started to affect my voice by about the third set each night. On Friday night, we had to skip "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd at the beginning of the fourth set because it's really high and I didn't think I could hit the notes.
    • We weren't able to use our full PA because either the crossover wasn't working or we didn't know what we were doing when we tried to hook up the sub. We'll have to get that figured out between now and the next gig.
    • On Friday afternoon, I spent $96 on speaker cables alone. At $100 per night, it's going to take me months just to break even.

    We're taking break from band practice this week, but we'll want to learn another four or five songs fairly soon to beef up the sets. A couple of them were a bit short of the ideal 45 minutes, even though they each contained ten or eleven songs.

    It was really a lot of fun to get to perform again. I'm looking forward to booking more gigs – closer to town, ideally – and keeping the band busy until the weather gets bad. Now I just need a better rock wardrobe…

  • Average Jane Doesn’t Feel Well

    With the impeccable timing I'm known for, I have returned from Las Vegas with a miserable illness. I'm not exactly sure what it is yet, but it appears to involve a sinus infection and tonsillitis.

    Of course, this wouldn't be nearly such a big deal under ordinary circumstances, but this week is NOT the time for me to have a sore throat considering that I have band practice every single night and then, oh yeah, TWO gigs this weekend for which I am singing 38 songs per evening.

    When I started feeling cold-y yesterday, I started with the Zicam swabs right away. I also added some multivitamin packs to my regimen and even drank some weird and slightly yucky "Throat Coat" tea.

    Today I feel worse than ever and I'm dying to get a look at my tonsils but can't seem to find a flashlight anywhere.

    Obviously I need to do whatever I can to fix this as quickly as possible. Looks like my lunch break is going to involve either a doctor visit or a trip to urgent care so I can get a strep test and procure whatever drugs are going to make this start getting better immediately.

    I'll cut this short because my eyeballs hurt…oh, and I have to shower and get ready for work. Heavy sigh.