Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane’s Multi-Named Dinner Recipe

    It’s been a long time since I posted a recipe, so I got out my recipe box and started looking through my old family recipes to see what I could share. I ran across a good one that is not only delicious but has an interesting story and a variety of different names.

    As a side note: this is the current state of my recipe box. The photo doesn’t even include the big stack of unsorted recipe printouts that sit next to the cookbooks on my baker’s rack. It’s possible I need a new system.

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    So back to the recipe. Like a lot of the recipes I got from my grandmother, this is from the Depression era. In fact, I remember seeing her original version and it begins, “Take 10 cents’ worth of hamburger…”

    My grandmother called the dish “Slumgullion,” although a version of it appears in our family cookbook under the name, “Yummy Yummy Top-of-Stove Casserole.” My mom called it “Goulash,” even though there’s no paprika involved. No matter what you call it, it’s hearty, quick and tasty. I’ll stick with my grandmother’s name for the recipe.

    Goulash a.k.a Slumgullion

    Slumgullion

    1 pound of ground beef
    1 medium onion, chopped
    2 stalks celery, sliced
    1 clove garlic, pressed
    1 bag frozen mixed vegetables (peas, carrots, corn, green beans)
    1 can red beans
    1/2 cup small shell noodles
    1 tbsp. molasses
    1/2 to 1 cup water
    Salt and pepper to taste

    Brown ground beef in a large skillet, draining fat as needed. Add onion, celery, carrot and garlic, and sauté until onion and celery are golden brown. Add frozen vegetables, red beans (no need to drain), molasses and shell noodles. Stir together and add as much water as you need to be able to cook noodles effectively. Simmer uncovered, stirring occasionally, for 20 minutes or until noodles are soft.

  • Average Jane Plans Some Home Improvements

    Yesterday we took our first step toward reclaiming the guest room from the encroaching music gear and junk that has overwhelmed it for the last several years. We met with a contractor and explained what we’d like to do to make it into a TV room/guest room with shelves in the closet to serve as a pantry.

    While we were at it, we asked for a bid to fix the piece of sheetrock that fell from our garage ceiling early this summer when the central air unit decided it didn’t want to drain properly.

    Of course, any time you walk around your house thinking of stuff you might want to improve, it could keep going on forever. We stopped there because it would be nice to still have some money in our savings account when we’re finished.

    Unlike our usual "why don’t you call your buddy" protocol for home improvements, this time we called a guy my husband knows who actually runs his construction firm like a business. That means we can expect a quote in about two weeks and if we’re lucky, they’ll do the work sometime this fall.

    In the meantime, I get to pick out paint colors, flooring, switchplate and outlet covers, and a new ceiling fan.

    I wanted to get the same brand of fan that we have in our living room. We’ve lived in our house almost 14 years and that fan was there when we moved in. It has run 24/7/365 ever since we walked in the door and we’ve never even oiled it. It’s the Terminator of ceiling fans.

    Unfortunately, when I looked up the brand name "Bahama," I only saw it in the context of parts and repairs. A little more research revealed that it had been a store brand of the long-departed Payless Cashways chain. I guess that means I’ll be looking elsewhere for another quality fan.

    I can’t wait to swap the purple carpet for hardwood floors, cheap paneling for smooth, painted walls and the glittery popcorn ceiling for a look that belongs in this century. Now I’m just hoping it’s affordable…

  • Average Jane Goes on a Date

    We were supposed to have band practice yesterday, but it all fell through because one guy’s kid made it into the finals of a football tournament and another guy had to work and couldn’t come if we moved practice later. I don’t remember having problems like that when I was in bands 20 years ago. Skipped practices back then were more likely to be hangover-related.

    With the day freed up, I tried to think of something fun that my husband and I could do together. We go out for a lot of dinners and movies, but sometimes that gets a little old. My initial thoughts all involved places that close at 5:00 p.m.: the Kansas City Zoo, Powell Gardens (after a short road trip) or the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art.

    Those all sounded like reasonable options at 10:00 a.m. when I was doing the brainstorming, but they didn’t hold up to the reality of my husband sleeping into the afternoon. By the time I finally woke him up at 2:00 p.m., I had a new plan: a trip to Parkville, MO for Stone Canyon Pizza and Parkville Mini Golf.

    It was almost four by the time we finally got to Parkville. Don’t even ask me what took so long. However, we had just as good a time as I thought we would. I’m a great mini golf companion because I completely suck at it and my opponent is certain to win by a large margin. The same holds true for bowling, ping-pong and any other sport-like game. I have no patience and no sense of trajectory, so there’s no chance of my getting a good score at any of them.

    Fortunately, Parkville Mini Golf is lovely even if you’re losing. It’s built on a hillside and winds up and down through the 18 holes with lots of flowers, plants and comfy benches. That’s well worth the $6 admission price.

    After my husband beat me by something like 30 strokes, we started walking back to the car but got drawn in by The Sweet Guy and compelled to buy tiramisu-flavored gelato. Really it was just coffee-flavored, but we managed to polish off our portions with no trouble at all.

    Once we got home, we watched umpteen episodes of "My Life on the D-List" while I brushed a kitten’s worth of fur out of the cats’ coats before turning off the TV so I could clean out the cat box and do some laundry. Ah, the romantic glory of a sixteen-year relationship.

    With a three-day weekend coming up, I’m hoping we can come up with an equally fun activity on one of those days. Any ideas?

  • Average Jane Survives Another Week

    I almost hate to say this, but I feel like I’m relatively caught up on things at work, at home and with my various volunteer and social obligations. I’ve been making a special point of fighting my natural tendency to procrastinate and it seems to be paying off. As long as I don’t get sick or take another long vacation, I should be golden.

    I managed to make it to both yoga classes at work this week and I think I can feel a difference already. There’s no reason I shouldn’t be able to go on Saturday, too. If I can get back into that schedule, maybe I won’t have to work so hard to drop the extra clothing size that I’ve been fighting with for the last couple of months.

    Speaking of exercise, I’m very tempted to try the One Hundred Pushups 6-week program. The trouble is that I can only do one or two traditional pushups and I refuse to do the girly ones. I keep taking the pre-test over and over hoping that I’ll be able to manage a few more as my starting number. Maybe I should just swallow my pride and do the modified ones so I can get some exercise benefit rather than none.

    Last night my husband and I went out to dinner and to a movie (Pineapple Express). We’ve been trying to go to a movie per week since we discovered that our favorite theater only charges $5 per ticket Monday – Thursday. I just scattered the leftover popcorn in the yard for the birds a few minutes ago.

    Tonight we’re going to see Kathy Griffin perform. I could probably have saved money and just watched the 5-6 episodes of her show that the TiVo has been saving for me, but I actually like her standup act better than the reality show. The show is at an outdoor theater where we’ve been soaked to the skin by rain more than once, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the clear weather in the forecast holds.

    That’s all for me right now. Have a great weekend!

  • Average Jane’s Unwanted New Hair Color

    I’ve been going to the same hair stylist for a couple of years now. She was doing a pretty good job with my blue highlights, but I wasn’t at all fond of the way she cut my hair. Worse still, she went from an expensive salon to a more expensive salon that’s a lot further away. It was time to move on.

    Last Friday I got my hair cut and colored at a salon quite close to home. The decor of the place was really cool – the owners have a rockabilly band and the salon is decorated to look like a retro garage. My hair stylist was nice and gave me one of the better haircuts I’ve had lately, but I’m not loving the color.

    I mentioned on the phone and in person that my usual color was a dark brown with blue highlights. Once the blue gets rinsed over the brown, my hair ends up looking blue-black. This stylist decided to jump right to black for the main color, which meant that the highlights are, well, invisible. You can see some purple-y blue if I’m outside in the sun, but my hair is pretty much just black now.

    She offered a free re-do, but I really don’t have the patience to sit through more hair processing on a different day. My grey roots will be peeking through again in 4-5 weeks and I’ll deal with it then.

    And I may move on to another salon then, too. Last night I got a hair colorist recommendation from our waitress at dinner. Her hair was layered pink, blonde and brown and she highly recommended a salon just down the street. She even mentioned that the color held extraordinarily well, which is a big consideration for unusual colors, which ordinarily wash out noticeably with each shampoo.

    I’ve had almost every hair color you can think of, so it’s really not that big of a deal for me to walk around with black for a while. Maybe I’ll even entertain the idea of choosing a new color the next time around.

    The nice thing about hair is that nothing about it is permanent. Cut too short? I’ll grow. Don’t like the color? Change it next time. If only all the decisions I make were so reversible.

  • Average Jane’s Week Looks Good So Far

    My favorite thing about this week is that I have three unscheduled evenings. That almost never happens.

    One of them was last night, which gave me the opportunity to go out to dinner with my husband and watch a few episodes of "Burn Notice" that the TiVo had waiting for me. I still have large caches of other shows stored up, but I never seem to have time to watch TV anymore. Then there are the the huge stacks of books I have sitting around…

    I am also happy to report that I got a lot of work done yesterday at the office and I intend to do the same again today. I even made it to yoga class for the first time in weeks.

    Even my most onerous daily task – giving Xena antibiotic pills for an upper respiratory infection – has been going pretty well so far (knock on wood). I can tell they’re helping because she’s sneezing less and spending more time getting into stuff.

    I think a lot of this positive attitude I have comes from finally getting a decent amount of sleep over the weekend. It really helps when I shut the cats out of the bedroom. Velcro is very sweet to want to cuddle with me all night long, but it’s not at all relaxing to have her constantly moving from my chest to my shoulder as I go from lying on my back to my side.

    Tonight’s plan is to put together promotional packets for the cover band. I went to Staples last night and got laser-printable glossy paper stock, business cards, labels, padded envelopes and see-through folders. Now I just need to lay out bio sheets, a set list and the cards and get them sent out to local clubs along with our demo CD. The group photos I have don’t include our lead guitarist, but we’ll worry about getting new ones taken later on.

    So that’s about all that’s going on in my life. How’s your week looking?

  • Average Jane Eats

    Yeah I know, two memes in two days is a first-degree blogging violation. Take it up with the manager and maybe she’ll give you a refund.

    1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
    2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
    3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
    4) Optional extra: Post a comment at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.

    The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

    1. Venison
    2. Nettle tea
    3. Huevos rancheros
    4. Steak tartare
    5. Crocodile
    6. Black pudding
    7. Cheese fondue
    8. Carp
    9. Borscht
    10. Baba ghanoush
    11. Calamari
    12. Pho
    13. PB&J sandwich
    14. Aloo gobi
    15. Hot dog from a street cart
    16. Epoisses
    17. Black truffle
    18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
    19. Steamed pork buns
    20. Pistachio ice cream
    21. Heirloom tomatoes
    22. Fresh wild berries
    23. Foie gras
    24. Rice and beans
    25. Brawn, or head cheese
    26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
    27. Dulce de leche
    28. Oysters
    29. Baklava
    30. Bagna cauda
    31. Wasabi peas
    32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
    33. Salted lassi
    34. Sauerkraut
    35. Root beer float
    36. Cognac with a fat cigar
    37. Clotted cream tea
    38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
    39. Gumbo
    40. Oxtail
    41. Curried goat
    42. Whole insects
    43. Phaal
    44. Goat’s milk
    45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
    46. Fugu
    47. Chicken tikka masala
    48. Eel
    49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
    50. Sea urchin
    51. Prickly pear
    52. Umeboshi
    53. Abalone
    54. Paneer
    55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
    56. Spaetzle
    57. Dirty gin martini (I prefer vodka martinis)
    58. Beer above 8% ABV
    59. Poutine
    60. Carob chips
    61. S’mores
    62. Sweetbreads
    63. Kaolin
    64. Currywurst
    65. Durian
    66. Frogs’ legs
    67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
    68. Haggis
    69. Fried plantain
    70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
    71. Gazpacho
    72. Caviar and blini
    73. Louche absinthe
    74. Gjetost, or brunost
    75. Roadkill
    76. Baijiu
    77. Hostess Fruit Pie
    78. Snail
    79. Lapsang souchong
    80. Bellini
    81. Tom yum
    82. Eggs Benedict
    83. Pocky
    84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
    85. Kobe beef
    86. Hare
    87. Goulash
    88. Flowers
    89. Horse
    90. Criollo chocolate
    91. Spam
    92. Soft shell crab
    93. Rose harissa
    94. Catfish
    95. Mole poblano
    96. Bagel and lox
    97. Lobster Thermidor
    98. Polenta
    99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
    100. Snake

    So basically, I’m willing to try any kind of cheese, my "no bottom feeders and nothing with an exoskeleton" rule still holds, but I’m not opposed to trying other weird kinds of meat.

  • ABCD… Average Jane

    I’ve been tagged for a meme by Nancy from Marie Millard.

    The rules are to post my answers to a quiz. There are no wrong answers
    because it’s all about me. Unless I lie to look cooler or smarter than
    I am.

    A. Attached or single? Married
    B. Best friend? My husband
    C. Cake or pie? Cherry pie
    D. Day of choice? Any day that gives me time to take a nap
    E. Essential item? BlackBerry (I know, I know)
    F. Favorite color? Green
    G. Gummy bears or worms? Gummy bears
    H. Hometown? Kansas City, MO
    I. Indulgence? Deep-tissue massages
    J. January or July? July
    K. Kids? No
    L. Life isn’t complete without? Books and cats
    M. Marriage date? December 9, 1994
    N. Number of brothers & sisters? One sister
    O. Oranges or apples? Oranges
    P. Phobias? I’m rather leery of heights
    Q. Quotes? Only when necessary.
    R. Reasons to smile? My niece and nephew
    S. Season of choice? Fall
    T. Tag seven peeps! Eh, tag yourself if you want to play along.
    U. Unknown fact about me? Could I possibly still have secrets from you guys at this point?
    V. Vegetable? Carrots
    W. Worst habits? My acid reflux makes me burpy and I sometimes forget not to belch in public.
    X. X-ray or ultrasound? Some of each.
    Y. Your favorite food? Egg rolls and Vietnamese spring rolls
    Z. Zodiac sign? Cancer (’cause I’m so crabby)

  • Miscellanea via Average Jane

    What better way to end the week’s blog posts than with lots of little odds and ends?

    I’ll start with some actual news: my band finally has a gig booked. It’s not until September 26th and we’ll almost certainly end up playing somewhere else before then, but it’s still nice to pass that milestone. I’ll provide more details for the local folks when we get closer to the date.

    Here are a couple of fun blogs I’ve run across in the past week or so:

    Avgjaneavatar Another online time-waster: you can go to FaceYourManga.com and make an avatar that may or may not resemble you. I thought mine was relatively good considering the limited options. My bangs are choppier than that, but all in all, not too bad.

    Speaking of my hair, I have an appointment tomorrow with a salon not far from me called Chop Tops. I found them initially when they asked to be my MySpace friend. I make sure to let them know the pertinent details about my weird color ahead of time, so I hope they’re ready. I may bring my own jar of Manic Panic Midnight Blue just in case…

    Have a great weekend everyone!

  • Average Jane Says Thanks

    If you were at BlogHer, you probably went home with at least one box of merci chocolates from the National Thank You Day booth. If you haven’t yet nominated someone, the deadline is tomorrow, Friday, August 15th.

    • Enter to win a chance to give your nominee a custom thank you prize valued up to $20,000
    • All eligible nominations will receive an introductory offer to try merci Finest Assortment European Chocolates
    • 100
      First Prize winners will be selected to win a 14-oz. box of merci and a
      copy of Peggy Post’s book "Excuse Me, But I Was Next…"

    There must be someone in your life who deserves thanks. Think about it and enter them today. I’m going to do the same.