Author: Average Jane

  • Average Jane’s Valentine’s Day Evening In Pictures

    Surprise! A dozen roses from the hubby, presented as soon as I walked in the door. Sadly, I’d neglected to buy any wine to put in the glasses you see all around them.

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    Dinner was grilled bacon-wrapped fillets (it was only 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside, but that never stops me from grilling). Incidentally, I did cook them much longer than this.

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    Our side dishes were roasted fingerling potatoes and asparagus tossed with olive oil, salt, pepper and Garlic Garlic seasoning.

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    Then we had mini creampuffs from Costco for dessert while we watched "Reno 911," "Mythbusters" and "Lost." I had to TiVo "The Daily Show" because I was too tired to stay up any longer. I brushed my teeth and was asleep by 10 p.m. The End.

    P.S. I almost forgot – today’s the fourth anniversary of this blog. If you feel like a walk down memory lane, my very first post was Average Jane Goes to the Prom.

  • Germaphobic Average Jane

    For the past several weeks, I’ve felt as though I’m living in a twisted version of "American Gladiator" where I’m the contestant and the gladiators are people with horrible, contagious illnesses who are constantly popping up in my path to possibly infect me.

    I managed to avoid my husband’s flu, so I’m hoping my immune system is in high gear. However, I spent yesterday traveling to a city that’s known to be in the throes of a flu outbreak with a travel companion who has the flu. Did I mention the cab driver who coughed and hacked (no pun intended) all the way from the airport to our destination? I feel doomed.

    The good news is that I had a flu shot this year. Also, I’ve been washing my hands like Lady Macbeth. Of course, now my hands are so chapped that they’re probably more vulnerable to germs than they would have been otherwise.

    I absolutely cannot afford to get sick right now. On Saturday alone I have a fundraiser luncheon (tickets still available at the door!), a hair appointment and an awards show to attend. It’ll be exhausting enough for someone who’s well, much less someone who has the plague that’s going around.

    Besides sleep, good nutrition and adequate hydration, all I can do is keep my fingers crossed. I hope that’s enough.

  • Average Jane Is Tagged Again

    Toby Bloomberg has tagged me for a Seven Things About You meme and I’m happy to oblige today since I’ll be getting on a plane around six a.m. for a business trip.

    1. Wine or beer – Wine
    2. Dog or cat – Cat 
    3. Mountains or ocean – Ocean
    4. Coffee or tea – Water only, these days.
    5. NYC or LA – NYC
    6. Summer or Winter: Summer
    7. PJs or nothing – The t-shirt I wore the previous day and some PJ bottoms

    Undefined rules are to tag seven fabulous women, so I choose the follow local babes: Dorothy, Well Hell Michelle, Spyder, Bea, Mojavi, Heather and A Librarian

  • Quotes That Average Jane Likes

    Even though I almost never end up using them, I like to collect quotes and anecdotes that speak to me. For example, I really enjoyed this observation that Laurie posted yesterday:

    One morning, as I was making school lunches, I dropped a
    bunch of cheese on my dog’s head…

    Now, whenever I am making lunches, the dog dances with excitement, his eyes sparkling with hope and joyful anticipation.

    I want to live my life like that. Life is good. And you never know when cheese might fall from the sky.

    Another quote that I’ve been keeping in reserve for a few weeks is from Winnie-the-Pooh. It pretty well sums up about half of the things I write or say (just ask my husband):

    "I don’t see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
    "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn’t. But there was going to be when I began it. It’s just that something happened to it along the way."

    You’d think I’d have more quotes to continue this germ of a post idea, but I’m too disorganized to find them later when I actually want them. Thus, we’ll end with a quote from Motley Crue that I’ve co-opted for myself as a statement of feminist empowerment:

    "Just because we wear lipstick doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass!"

  • Average Jane Watches the Economy Worsen

    My new barometer of the health of the economy is local restaurant chains. It used to be musicians, but they’re always broke even when we aren’t headed for a recession, so local businesses are a bit more reliable gauge.

    On Saturday, my husband suggested that we have an early supper at our favorite pizza place. It’s where we go to get giant pizzas for special occasions and huge slices for everyday meals.

    I’ll start by saying that there had been hints for a while that not all was well with this chain. Like the time I was surprised at my final bill when I went to pick up a pizza because they had significantly raised their prices without changing their website. On that occasion, the cashier gave me a discount and said that the employees were all rather sour about the whole thing.

    Then there was the time we went to another location for dinner only to find the doors locked early because they’d "run out of pizza."

    So I guess we shouldn’t have been too surprised when we placed our order on Saturday, sat down at a booth with our drinks, and chatted until it occurred to us that we’d been waiting for well over 30 minutes with no sign of food. A little eavesdropping indicated that we weren’t alone – in fact, the other patrons were getting downright mutinous.

    There were three employees working and they were somehow incapable of placing toppings on pre-made pizza slices, putting them in the oven and getting them to the customers in a timely fashion. The guy behind me demanded his money back and left. He wasn’t the only one.

    I spotted what looked like my pizza slice on the counter and claimed it before it got away. I asked about my husband’s slice and the guy said, "It should be in the oven."

    That was just as bad as it sounded. While I ate my pizza, my husband made himself a fixture next to the pickup counter. The employees hinted at problems with getting paid and mentioned that people were walking off the job daily.

    Finally, my husband ended up taking the slice of pizza left behind by the guy who had been sitting behind us. It wasn’t what he wanted, but it was better than going home hungry.

    I hope this doesn’t mean that we’re about to lose our favorite pizza places, but it sure sounds that way. I guess I’d better start looking for someplace new, just in case.

  • Average Jane Has Had A Long Week

    It was very kind of all of you not to point out that yesterday wasn’t actually Wednesday. Although I must say that I’m mighty glad to have been one day closer to the weekend, even if the slip-up doesn’t bode well for my mental health

    This is one of those mornings that makes me wish I still drank coffee. I am going to Coffee Morning in about an hour, and I’m looking forward to the expanded menu at the new place we’re trying. I just hope there’s decent parking nearby.

    I can’t think of anything else to say. My brain isn’t working properly this morning at all. Have a lovely Friday, don’t work too hard, and enjoy the swiftly-approaching weekend.

  • Average Jane’s Mostly Wordless Wednesday

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    This is the street where I live. I’m not being all creepy and metaphorical – it really is my street. Looks a little foreboding at night, though, doesn’t it?

  • Average Jane Goes to a Caucus

    I’ve been registered to vote ever since I turned 18, and I always make a point of voting in every primary and election. However, for some reason I’d never been to a Democratic caucus since I moved to Kansas about 15 years ago.

    It may be because they don’t make the process particularly easy. There’s no notice from the county election board; you pretty much have to decide to go, look up your location on the Kansas Democratic Party’s website, and show up.

    I did all that yesterday morning, so I was prepared to go home from work, eat dinner, and go to the caucus location (a medium-sized church) before the 7 o’clock cutoff. I’d been told by a past caucus attendee to expect "several hundred people" and a line to get in.

    As soon as I got within a couple of blocks of the intersection, I could tell there was an enormous crowd. Cars were parked everywhere that you could possibly put a car, and I ended up going several blocks down a side street and hoping that nobody decided I was too close to a fire hydrant.

    A line of people stretched around the outside the building, through the parking lot and up the street for blocks.

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    I was headed to the end of the line, but heard someone call my name. It was Andy, who kindly let me cut in line with him. He says I owe him $10.

    It was about 34 degrees Fahrenheit and lightly misting, but nobody was complaining initially, even though it was obvious that no one expected the enormous crowd and outside wait. It took about an hour to get from the line on the sidewalk to the door of the church.

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    (Sorry about my outdoor photo. It was really dark out and I didn’t have a tripod.)

    Eventually people got a little gripe-y about the fact that the organizers were completely unprepared for the crowd size. You can bet that there will be some sternly-worded letters to state legislators today in favor of a primary election next time around.

    Eventually they split the crowd into two groups and we finally ended up in a glass hallway leading to a basement room.

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    It was nice to be indoors, but the wait was far from over.

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    We had to wait to sign in, and then we were told to go to the left corner of the room if we were Obama supporters, the right side if we were Clinton supporters, and there was a tiny corner for anyone who wanted to caucus for Edwards, although the crowd was clearly not in the mood to cast symbolic votes.

    I heard on the news later that about 3,000 people attended the caucus at my location, rather than the approximately 500 they were expecting. That meant that the usual caucus process was derailed considerably. Rather than putting people in their corners, counting them and reapportioning voters whose candidates’ percentages were too low, we ended up standing in lines and signing pieces of notebook paper with our printed name, address, signature and the name of the candidate we supported. It might as well have been a regular primary election (albeit with a definite paper trail).

    Once the final results were tallied, Obama got 73.3% of the vote in Kansas and Clinton received 25.3%. My guess is that my caucus location skewed even more heavily toward Obama. This was his line. Notice that it’s not just "young people," as the news media would have you believe.

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    And this was Clinton’s:

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    It was a heck of an experience, and I was exhausted when I returned home around 9 o’clock. It was great to see how energized the Democratic party has become and it’s a shame that there was such a contrast with the past several elections that it almost broke the caucus process.

  • Average Jane Gets Some Rest

    Over the weekend, I spent two nights sleeping on our leather couch with cats piled all over me. Not surprisingly, I woke up each morning with a stiff neck, sore back and puffy hands.

    My husband has recovered enough from his cold/flu to be back to staying up all night, so I’ve been sleeping in my real bed for the last two nights. Between that, a good yoga class yesterday at noon and a deep-tissue massage last night, I think I’ve finally gotten a decent sleep for the first time in days.

    It’s easy to forget how much of an effect a bad night’s sleep can have on your day. I woke up on Saturday after my second night on the couch and managed to have the most fruitless day imaginable. Every time I left the house to do something, it ended up being a complete waste of time for one reason or another.

    I got lost on my way to a volunteer effort, then discovered I’d forgotten my phone and ended up driving around for more than an hour before finally giving up and going home. Later, I went to take a big bag of glass jars and bottles to a recycling center that didn’t actually exist. After that, I gave up and just stayed put.

    My husband doesn’t sleep anywhere near as much as I do, and I think that was a factor in his getting sick recently. He often sleeps between three and five hours per night. I can get by on seven hours, but I really prefer eight or more.

    How much do you sleep?

  • Average Jane’s Potato Soup Recipe

    I slept later than I meant to this morning, so I'll publish this post I had in reserve for later this week.

    I no longer recall where I got this recipe, but it's been a favorite of mine for years. Unlike a lot of potato soup recipes, it's not heavy. There's no cream or cheese or bacon in it – you just taste the vegetables with a hint of butter. It's just as good re-warmed as it is fresh, too.

    Average Jane's Potato Soup Recipe

    Potato Soup

    6 medium potatoes, sliced
    2 carrots, sliced
    6 celery stalks, sliced
    2 quarts water
    1 onion, chopped
    2 tbsp. butter
    6 tbsp. flour
    1 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. freshly ground pepper
    1 1/2 cups skim milk*

    In a large kettle, cook potatoes, carrots and celery in water until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain, reserving liquid and setting vegetables aside. In the same kettle, saute onion in butter until soft. Stir in flour, salt and pepper; gradually add milk, stirring constantly until thickened. Gently stir in cooked vegetables. Add most or all of the reserved cooking liquid and cook until soup is re-thickened to desired consistency. Makes 8-10 servings.

    *I no longer consume dairy milk, but I made this with almond milk and it turned out perfectly fine. I imagine soy milk would be fine as well.