Category: Cats

  • Average Jane vs. Cat Hair

    Dustbunny I love my cats. I guess that's pretty obvious considering that I have four of them. However, I am not as fond of their fur. I like it when it's attached to them, but not so much when it's floating in every ray of sunlight, clinging to my clothing and collecting in the corners like an army of supercharged dust bunnies.

    We actually have a "no more white cats" rule in our house because my husband and I wear dark colors most of the time and there's no hiding white cat fur on a black garment. Dr. Jones, with his buff-colored belly, barely made it past the committee on that one. It's no coincidence that Xena, Velvet and Trillian are all black or mostly black.

    So I was recently offered the opportunity to get my hands on a new Furminator for free. In exchange, I would talk about National Hairball Awareness Day, which is today. I was also asked to brush all my cats with the Furminator, make sculptures out of their fur and send in photos of said sculptures, one of which is posted at PEOPLE Pets today, along with those of my fellow pet blogger participants, all of whom were much more creative with their sculptures than I was.

    I have an older Furminator model that I purchased several years ago. It works pretty well, but my main complaint about it was that it seemed to build up a lot of static electricity, which in turn made the cat hair stick to everything it touched once it hit the comb. The new Furminators have a feature that pushes the fur off the end of the comb and that seems to help a lot. The fur goes into the bag in eyebrow-like rows, which leads to a lot less of it floating around attaching itself to your pantlegs.

    Marv I brushed all the cats who were willing to cooperate (Trillian opted out, with prejudice) and stuffed the fur into a sandwich bag. Then, cementing my crazy cat lady status for all eternity, I sculpted the fur into two different shapes: first a bunny and then a weird little creature with a Cheshire cat grin that I decided was named Marv.

    Dr. Jones' tabby colors made a nice contrast with Xena and Velvet's black fur, don't you think?

    Velvet got the most benefit from her brushing. She'd been yakking up hairballs over the previous couple of weeks but stopped immediately after that first, thorough grooming.

    I'm looking forward to brushing the gang more often and cutting down on the furballs in the corners. No more sculptures, though. I promise.

     

  • Average Jane’s Weekend of Fun

    Man, did I have a fun weekend! As I mentioned in my last post, I started Saturday morning at my office, which is very dark after hours. I had to scan my finger a bazillion times before the door would open, but once I got in, I settled at my desk with my coffee and snacks and got a lot accomplished. I worked for four solid hours, finished my most pressing project and then I was free. FREE, I tell you!

    IMG_0363 After a quick stop at home to drop off my work laptop and another to get some cash from the ATM, I met a big group of my Twitter and blogging buddies at a restaurant in my neighborhood to kick off our third annual pub crawl.

    Keep in mind that I live in a small bedroom community, so the bar scene in town is pretty limited. After our first round, we walked up the street past a bar that had gone out of business since last year and stopped by the sausage shop to fortify ourselves for the second bar.

    The tavern in question is tiny and due to the truly silly liquor laws in Kansas, technically a private club. Fortunately one of our group was actually a member, so we all signed the very official spiral-bound guest notebook so we could have the priviledge of purchasing $2.00 PBR drafts (or in my case, $3.00 Boulevard Pilsner bottles).

    We took our drinks to the "patio," which is pictured to the right. If you're thinking "tenement alleyway," no one would blame you. Note the handy proximity of the dumpster. My favorite Twitter quote of the day came from this stop: "It smells like Worlds of Fun here. You mean like asphalt and barf?"

    Actually there were a lot of good quotes, all preserved for posterity under the hashtag #missiondrunj. That's a lie, really. We were all pretty incoherent.

    Our fourth stop was a barbecue joint that not only serves interesting fare like alligator eggrolls and bison empanadas, but secretly has a very impressive beer selection. My table split a variety of appetizers and a couple of pitchers of beer.

    IMG_0375 We made several more stops after that, including a return to the bar with the classy back patio. I chose to sit inside the second time around because the sun and I don't get along very well. Two of us made our presence felt by spending $1.00 for three Lady Gaga songs in a row from the jukebox. It's a testament to the mellowness of our group that we were allowed to live. We kept trying another bar around the corner, but there was a wedding reception close by and it was more hassle than it was worth to try to get served.

    The last pub stop was a gigantic, mostly empty bar with a lot of pool tables. After that, the remaining stragglers wound up at our hosts' house for a little chill time on their patio and some karaoke to cap off the day.

    I slept in on Sunday (7:00 a.m., woohoo!) and went out to breakfast with my husband. After my volunteer shift with the adoptable cats at Petco, I made a grocery store run and returned home to bake blueberry scones and baked doughnut muffins for my 2:30 p.m. book club meeting.

    When my guests arrived to discuss The Art of Racing in the Rain, I warned everyone to be sure to zip up their purses lest one of the cats decide to steal something. Xena is our usual thief, but Dr. Jones was acting very interested in everyone's stuff as well.

    After everyone went home, my husband and I went out for pizza. When we came back, the first thing I saw when we walked in the door was a plastic-wrapped brownie that had been gnawed by one of the cats and left in the middle of the living room floor.

    IMG_0395 I knew immediately that Dr. Jones had weaseled it out of one of my guests' bags, hidden it, and then chewed it up as soon as he had some time to himself. As you can see, all of that plotting wore him right out.

    An email to the group revealed the victim (and everyone else thought it was hilarious). I was careful to put the remaining scones and muffins out of Jones' reach on top of the refrigerator before I came upstairs to write this post.

    So now all of the cats are crashed out from the excitement of the day, my husband and I are working in our respective offices, and it's about time for me to head to bed and read for a few minutes before I fall asleep.

    It's not very often that I have almost two full days of nonstop fun, but this weekend certainly fit that description. I emerged relaxed, mostly unscathed (except for a bruised foot from an unexpectedly hard step off a curb) and ready to tackle another week of work.

    How was your weekend?

  • Average Jane’s Cat, Caught On Tape

    If you're using the bathroom at our house, you'd better lock the door. Xena has learned how to jimmy open the pocket door from underneath so she can slide it the rest of the way open and come in whenever she pleases.

    She's gotten really good at it, as you can see in the video. We waited to record her antics until I had the floors and baseboards nice and clean. However, now I'm bothered by how dirty the door looks, so I'll be taking care of that sometime today.

    Notice that she makes a beeline for the open drawer. Xena likes to go through people's stuff to see if there might be anything fun she can steal. She's been known to take things from my friends' open purses, so I have to warn my guests to secure all of their belongings. It's sort of like having a giant, non-stinky ferret.

    Well, off to shower and head into the office (by way of the coffee shop) to get in a few hours of work. Have a great weekend!

  • Responsible Average Jane

    Iguana I went into the vacant house to clean out the last of the items left behind, never suspecting that they would include two young kittens and an iguana, all of which were running around loose.

    Fortunately, there were some animal carriers in one of the rooms, so I put the kittens in one of them. It was much harder to catch the iguana and it bit my hand as I was wrangling it into another pet carrier, but it only left indentations and didn't break the skin.

    I took the kittens to my vet's office, which was very crowded. I knew I needed to get them combo tested before I could take them to my house and let my cats be exposed to them. My brain was racing trying to think of names for them and wondering how much it would cost to get them spayed and neutered. I was hoping that The Animal Rescue Alliance would help me find homes for them, but either way I knew I'd have to keep them at my house for a bit.

    Once I got home, the iguana escaped from its carrier and hid somewhere in my house. Fearing another bite, I put on work gloves and began moving furniture to try to find it.

    …and then I woke up.

    When I realized I had been dreaming, I can't tell you how incredibly relieved I was that I wasn't really going to be responsible for finding new homes for two cats and a lizard.

    I can guess where most of the dream came from. I do a lot of volunteering with the aforementioned rescue group and it's in my thoughts most of the time. I've also been getting a bit over-committed to various other volunteer projects, so my life and schedule are hectic right now. Finally, I recently watched "Sunshine Cleaning," which includes a scene where a woman cleaning out the house of someone who died finds a kitten.

    So I take the dream as a sign that I need to slow down a bit. But at least I don't need to spend any part of my day calling around trying to find someone who wants an iguana.

    Photo credit: RachelEllen

  • Average Jane’s Photo Friday

    It's been a busy week, but not in any way that's interesting enough to report about (not yet, anyway). So here are some photos I've taken recently.

    IMG_0239
    I think of these as "lecture cookies," rather than fortune cookies. Notice how they contradict one another.

    IMG_0240
    This is The Naughty Band. I caught their show a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed it a great deal. Kansas City needs more bands that do pop rather than classic rock.

    IMG_0242
    Speaking of naughty, here's Dr. Jones sporting his fluffy winter coat. I was going to say that the only time he behaves himself is when he's asleep, but considering some of the places he chooses to sleep, that's not entirely true.

    IMG_0274
    "Hi, may I help you!" This is the foyer at Gates Bar-B-Q. I can't decide which I like more, the scale or the mechanical horse ride. I know for sure what I like further inside: Beef on Bun (lean).

    IMG_0255
    Finally, here's my tiny girl, Trillian. She enjoys hanging out with me in my office at home.

    All of these photos are from my iPhone, which actually takes better pictures than my digital camera these days.

    Have a speedy Friday and a long, leisurely weekend!

  • Average Jane and the Blizzard

    IMG_0262 I grew up at the end of a quarter-mile-long driveway which itself was at the end of a long, dead-end road. We had a few blizzards like the one we're having now when I was a kid and I remember them well. For one thing, we were helpless to leave the house until a snowplow came and as you can imagine, we were low on their priority list.

    My mother worked in advertising and I recall one big snowstorm that hit right when she had an entire crew booked for a car dealer's TV commercial. Also booked for the spot: a lion. Ever the professional, she saddled up her horse, put packages of raw meat in the saddlebags for the lion, and rode up to the main road to put her horse in a neighbor's barn and catch a ride to the shoot.

    When I woke up this morning, the snow hadn't really gotten a foothold yet, but I stayed home and worked from my home office anyway because I well remembered those blizzards from my childhood. Those, and the snowstorm last week that caused my usual twelve-minute commute home to take more than two hours.

    I get a lot done when I'm working from home because the distractions are very minimal, especially if I refrain from letting any cats come upstairs to "help" me.

    My home office is set up so that my computer faces into the corner and I have a window on either side of me. I watched the snow fall all day long until it covered all the leaves in the yard and finally accumulated to an impressive degree, as you can see from the photo above. I was very glad I'd stocked up on groceries the previous two days.

    Lunch today was a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. It turned out I didn't have any lettuce, but bok choy worked just fine as a substitute. Dinner was Zesty Roast Beef Sandwiches, which cooked in the Crock-Pot all day long.

    Here's how Dr. Jones and Trillian spent their day (I presume):

    That's the first video I've ever edited, so don't judge it too harshly. I'm hoping to start doing videos more often. I turned off the sound on purpose because all you could hear was dialogue from the BBC version of "Jane Eyre," which I was watching when I noticed how cute the cats were being.

    Did it snow where you are? How did you spend your day?

  • Average Jane Can’t Post Today

    IMG_0191
    Trillian has requested the use of my typing hands for the purpose of petting her until she's ready for me to stop. She's not ready yet.

  • No Tree This Year at Average Jane’s House

    I've already mentioned that I'm off the hook for shopping this year. That, in combination with our quickly progressing plan to move the studio cats downstairs, has caused us to decide that we are also keeping the holiday decor to a minimum. The reason? This guy:

    IMG_0180
    Oh, he looks innocent now, but don't let him fool you. Dr. Jones is a one-man wrecking crew and there's no way we would trust him around a tippy fake tree adorned with tantalizing dangling objects.

    (Your eyes don't deceive you about one thing: he's getting kind of fat. We need to readjust the food amounts we're making available.)

    When Xena was a kitten, we made the same call at Christmastime. She was known for leaving destruction in her wake as well, so we skipped a year and waited for her to start behaving more like an adult before we took a chance on putting up the tree. (Don't believe what I wrote about putting the tree up in the studio. That never happened.)

    So I think I'm going to content myself with some wreaths and garlands placed well out of Jones' reach and save the tree – and, literally, the ornaments – for next year.

    There will still be cookies, though. Lots and lots of cookies.

  • Average Jane, Books and Cats

    IMG_0173

    This was pretty much my angle on life for the past three days, except that most of the time I was looking at a book. Notice my husband standing in the doorway, perhaps wishing I'd put the book down and talk to him.

    Dr. Jones is constitutionally incapable of ignoring the drawstrings of a hoodie, so I've been alternating between cuddling him and fighting him off. It's going to be a long winter, considering that almost all of my jackets have drawstrings.

    Jones does get kudos for catching one of the many fat, lazy flies that have been buzzing noisily around the house. He batted it out of the air with his paws and ate it up without hesitation. I wish he'd catch them all.

    I've finished two more books since yesterday's post: A Fatal Grace by Louise Penny and The Shaman Laughs by James D. Doss. I particularly liked the first one and I'm looking forward to reading others in the series.

    I had a nice, quiet evening yesterday while my husband was off playing a gig. I made myself some cinnamon hot chocolate and popped some popcorn on the stove. I've really been enjoying my open schedule this weekend.

    Earlier today I did my volunteer shift taking care of the shelter cats at Petco. Today was claw clipping day, which went better than it sometimes does. The kittens all forgave me after I was finished.

    Now I'm back home and reading Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Philosophy: Fear and Trembling in Sunnydale, which has been in my bookcase for some time now. It's interesting so far, even though I haven't given much thought to philosophy in general since the Philosophy 101 class I took in college.

    Tonight my only plan is to make turkey pot pie out of the remaining Thanksgiving leftovers. Beyond that, I imagine I'll spend the rest of the day sitting in my chair with my books and cats. This is the life!

  • Average Jane on Responsible Pet Ownership

    I grew up around a lot of animals, although not all of them were pets. We had dogs that came in and out of the house, cats that mostly lived in the barn, and horses, chickens and peacocks that obviously stayed outside. They were all well taken care of, especially once my parents got a clue about getting the barn cats spayed before they had a chance to get pregnant.

    IMGP2269These days, I have four cats of my own. Throughout my adulthood, I have had anywhere from two to five cats at once. The ones that are gone lived long, pampered lives. Unfortunately, many pets don't have that luxury.

    When I do volunteer work for a local pet rescue group, it makes me very unhappy to see how many people fail to take pet ownership seriously. I thought I'd make a list of the things that a responsible pet owner must do:

    • Understand that you're taking on a commitment that lasts for the pet's entire life. My cats have all lived to be 16-18 years old. Not all of them have behaved perfectly, so in some cases I've had to deal with their various issues for almost two decades. If you aren't in it for the long haul, don't get a pet.
    • Get your pet spayed or neutered. The world is full of wonderful animals with great personalities. There's nothing special about your particular pet's DNA. If you had any idea how many pets are euthanized in shelters each day, you'd never dream of facilitating the birth of yet another litter.
    • Provide regular medical care for your pet. They need vaccinations every year and any illness they get is best handled sooner rather than later. If your vet is too expensive, shop around or investigate low-cost clinics.
    • Give your pet wholesome food and fresh water at all times. However, don't overfeed. Do what you can to keep your pet at an optimum weight.
    • Make sure your pet receives the proper level of companionship and activity. Some breeds of animal do best with an animal companion. Others require a lot of attention from humans. Some animals need lots of exercise and others can be content with toys.
    • Provide a safe environment for your pet. Make sure they're sheltered from extremes of temperature and secured to prevent them from running off and getting injured.
    • Discipline gently. There's no excuse for treating an animal with harshness or violence.

    That's really about it. Not so hard, right?

    I have pets in my life because I love and enjoy them. I wish everyone felt the same.