Category: Daily Life

  • Remodeling Bug Bites Average Jane

    My husband and I are still living in our "starter house" after 13 years. It’s plenty big enough for two people and some cats, so we decided some time ago that we’re here to stay.

    At the end of 2006 through spring of 2007, we had a lot of improvements made:

    • Rec room above our garage converted to a recording studio
    • Screened-in porch turned into my office
    • Bathroom completely remodeled
    • New roof put on
    • Living room painted (I did that one myself)

    Now that the memory of the noise, dust and inconvenience has faded, I’m ready to tackle another room.

    Our guest room is that room – the one where the door stays closed all the time and junk piles up until you can barely walk in. The last time it got any real use was when my husband’s sister lived with us in the late ’90s. That’s also why it has purple carpeting (she was 15 when she moved in).

    Here’s my plan:

    • Rip out carpet and linoleum-covered sub-flooring and install hardwood flooring
    • Remove the Ozarks-like paneling
    • Scrape off the textured, glittery ceiling
    • Replace cheap ceiling fan with modern track lighting
    • Turn closet into a storage area for kitchen items

    We’ll get a futon or daybed and set up the room as a secondary TV room and guest room. That way, when kids come over or we have a rare overnight guest, there will be a comfortable place for them.

    Once we have the extra pantry space, I can get rid of the baker’s rack in the kitchen and put a breakfast nook in its place. Then we could finally have meals that don’t involve plates on our laps in front of the TV.

    Now I just need to find someone to DO all this work.

  • Average Jane’s ’08 Household Purge

    When I ordered the dumpster last week, the guy told me that they’d leave it for seven days. Don’t ask me why I believed at the time that we’d probably call him and tell him to pick it up early. Right now it’s a little more than half full and we still have plenty to discard.

    We’re actually making pretty good progress, but we just have so much stuff that it’s a challenge to put everything away even after we’ve separated the wheat from the chaff.

    Right now I’m hung up on the huge plastic tubs o’ crap that have been hogging space in my office since November 2, 2006. Yeesh, it’s even more embarrassing with a date attached. I managed to empty one of them, but the other is mostly files, junk mail and the occasional CD (Steve Miller’s Greatest Hits! Natalie Imbruglia!). Everything is so jumbled that I have to look at one thing at a time and it’s taking forever.

    Here’s a progress report:

    Items Found

    • My passport
    • A nice floral dress in my current size
    • Some black sandals I forgot I had that go nicely with the aforementioned dress
    • The keys to my safe deposit box
    • Two tubes of lip gloss and a good lipstick
    • A huge collection of "You Don’t Know Jack" CD-ROM games
    • Four "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" candy bars

    Things Put on Craigslist

    Injuries Sustained

    • Sore biceps from dismantling a wooden shelving unit with the flat side of an axe
    • Dropped a baseball on my bare toe, which hurt more than you’d think

    Judging by the current state of my office, it’s going to take several more days before I’m finished. When that day comes, though, I’m breaking out the champagne!

  • Average Jane’s Dad

    Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there.

    I suppose it was mean of me to make my 77-year-old father come over and move junk out of my basement all afternoon yesterday. However, it did all belong to him and he left a good 50% of it behind.

    Jim Lindell

    This is what my dad looked like when I was a kid. He owned a dojo back then, and he taught judo and competed in tournaments. We used to have hours of greenish Super-8 film footage of martial arts competitions shot in dim, fluorescent-lit gymnasiums.

    I’ve been so busy cleaning the house this weekend that I haven’t secured a Father’s Day gift yet. I’ll make sure to add that to my agenda.

  • Average Jane’s Thwarted Plans, New Plans

    Up until last weekend, today was supposed to be the day of our annual backyard party. We had our band lined up to play and we’d invited everyone we knew to come over, drink beer, jam, play in the yard, and eat grilled hot dogs.

    We got cold feet when we saw the number of RSVPs. Usually we invite 150ish people and get 40 or so. This time around it looked as though the guest total was going to be in the 70-90 range. Our street would have been nearly impassably lined with cars for blocks, and we suspected that our neighbors would be coming after us with torches and pitchforks (or at least calling the police).

    The best option seemed to be rescheduling the party and holding it at another venue. I thought we’d have all that squared away by now, but it looks as though we’re going to have to re-start our lead guitarist search AGAIN. [Heavy sigh.] Who knows when the party will be now?

    Since that left us with a completely open calendar for the weekend, we decided to do our semi-annual house clean-out. That means going through the house, garage, basement and studio and throwing away every useless thing we’ve been storing since the last clean-out. I had a 20-cubic-yard roll off container delivered yesterday for just that purpose.

    Considering that I haven’t even cleaned out my CAR since 2005 (judging by some paperwork I found in the hatch the other day), we have our work cut out for us. I know it’ll be very satisfying when we’re finished, though.

    First, I’m going to yoga class and to help out my community service organization with a volunteer event at a nursing home. After that, it’ll be time to empty every closet, drawer, plastic tub, shelf and darkened corner on the property.

    If I have time after that, I may clean and seal the grout in our main bathroom and paint the walls in our guest bathroom. Or perhaps that could be a project for another weekend…

  • Average Jane Can’t Shut Up

    Do you talk too much in your blog?
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    When I was a kid, I was always in trouble for talking. I guess some things never change.

  • Average Jane’s Entertainment Purchases

    I went to Border’s tonight and bought two items that at first glance would seem completely unrelated. Then I looked at them together:

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    Whenyouareengulfedinflameshardcover

  • Average Jane Keeps Busy

    A belated thank you to everyone who attended the first KC Tweetup on Friday. Despite spending most of my time encouraging people to eat and avoiding the heat of the roof garden, I had a great time and enjoyed meeting everyone.  Best of all, I gained a zillion (okay, maybe 20) new local  followers, which means I can now Twitter-spam you all each time my band plays. (Just kidding. But not.)

    Since I made it home by 10 p.m., I managed to catch the "Lost" season finale with my husband before bedtime. Wow, talk about generating more questions than answers. I’m looking forward to January when the new season starts.

    On Saturday, I started out the morning at yoga class. After that, I picked up two foster dogs and took them to The Animal Rescue Alliance tent at the Kansas City Gay Pride Festival. It was crazy hot, but I hung out until after 2, putting out brochures, walking dogs, etc. We had two adult cats and four kittens that were obviously uncomfortably hot even in the shade, so we’d take turns misting them with water or wiping them with damp paper towels. And yet, no one went for the obvious quip…

    I put in more animal volunteer time on Sunday, working the cat recovery room at Spay & Neuter Kansas City. It’s kitten season, so it was quite busy. It’s also flea and tick season, and I felt rather crawly afterward.

    Band practice on Sunday night went well and it looks like we’re on track to have 20-30 songs ready by our annual backyard party in mid-June. I hope we can start booking gigs by the end of June.

    So that’s everything that’s happened to me in the last few days. I’m sorry I’ve been such a blogging slacker, but Twitter gets the bulk of my random daily observations these days and I always feel disinclined to repeat them on the blog, even though there’s only partial overlap between the audiences. I’ll do better, I promise!

    So how was your weekend? Did you get to do anything fun?

  • Average Jane Plays Catch-Up

    As much as I enjoyed my four-day weekend, it’s put me a bit behind at work. Apparently my subconscious is very concerned about it, judging by the dreams I was having when I woke up, which included:

    • Missing the school bus,
    • Realizing I’d been inadvertently skipping a class in school, and
    • Playing hooky at the lake during a school day and feeling guilty about it.

    I’m thinking it would be a good idea for me to get into the office early today.

  • Average Jane in the Garden

    This weekend I’ve weeded, planted, mulched, lopped, pruned and hauled branches. Here’s some of the result:

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  • Average Jane Has Four Glorious Days Off

    Ahhh. That’s the sound of me looking forward to four full days to stay home and do whatever I want.

    What I want includes:

    • Spending my $100 gift certificate at a greenhouse
    • Planting flowers (which will require careful scheduling around rainstorms)
    • Other yard maintenance (removing volunteer trees, weeding, etc.)
    • As many yoga classes as it takes to counter the yard butt I will surely develop
    • Going to movies (after lunch today: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull")
    • Attending every social occasion I’m invited to
    • Daily naps

    You’ll notice that that’s a pretty short list. I’ll also be cooking meals, getting my hair cut and colored, catching up on my Bloglines feeds, doing a vocal practice with the band, etc., but I really like the idea of lazing about as much as possible between bursts of activity this weekend.

    I’m up really early today, so I’m going to go to Coffee Morning and then to the plant nursery. What else do you think I should do with my free day?