Category: Daily Life

  • Average Jane’s Lost Weekend

    It seems unfair that it’s Monday already, especially since I’m booked into a solid block of meetings from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. today (so far).  I guess that’s what happens when you ask for more work to do!

    From Friday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, all my time was taken up with my community service organization’s regional conference.  I was in charge of the hospitality suite at the hotel, so I expended a lot of effort getting soft drinks, beer and wine hauled into place and iced down. 

    I used the sink as a cooler for the sodas and the bathtub as a cooler for the beer and bottled water.  I made many trips down the hall to the ice machine to get loads of ice.  Empty, clean kitty litter buckets make great ice-fetching pails!

    Our hospitality suite was across the hall from a similar suite occupied by a group of Shriners.  I don’t think anyone staying on that floor got much sleep on Saturday evening.

    On Sunday, the club needed to borrow my sound system for a singing group, so my husband and I loaded four big speakers (each weighing more than 50 pounds), an amp, a mixing board and a heavy bag full of cables into the Jeep during a thunderstorm at about 12:30 a.m.  I slept for less than five hours, then drove to the hotel, unloaded the gear (with the help of a bellman, who got a $10 tip for his trouble), set it up, sat through the program, broke it back down and reloaded it into the Jeep by myself. 

    I helped break down the hospitality suite and load the leftover beer, wine and soda into another member’s car and was home and unloading the Jeep (again, by myself) by about 11:00 a.m.

    My husband was still asleep when I returned, so I took his Jeep to get an oil change.  He’s not very consistent about vehicle maintenance, so I try to do a few things to spruce up his car whenever I get my hands on it.  I also filled it with gas, which cost more than $60.  Aaaagh!  That’s a month’s worth of gas for my car.

    After a long wait at Jiffy Lube, during which I chatted up a fellow customer who is now a "friend" on my band’s MySpace page, I took the Jeep home, had a quick lunch with the hubby and still made it to band practice by 2:00 p.m.

    Practice ended around 6:00 p.m.  After we put our gear away, I left and found a store that was still open, bought my niece two CDs for her sixth birthday (Kelly Clarkson and Evanescence) and drove about 25 minutes to give them to her.  I was rewarded with a big piece of her birthday cake, a pint of Guinness and the chance to watch "The Sopranos" on their high-def TV (with my niece in another part of the house, in case you’re wondering).

    I made it home by 9:30 p.m., gave my husband a Lacuna Coil CD as a late birthday gift, did a little laundry and got to bed by 10:30 p.m.

    If I can keep up that kind of efficiency all week long, I’ll be a model employee.  I’d better ice down some Red Bull to tilt the odds in my favor.

  • Average Jane’s Day Off

    I sort of took the day off today.  It’s the first day of a 3-day conference for my community service organization, so I figured I’d take a volunteer day.  Unfortunately, I ended up having two meetings scheduled later this morning, so my "day off" really starts around 11:00 a.m.

    Right now I’m in a car dealer’s waiting room while the oil is being changed in my car.  I love that they offer high-speed Internet access here, but I can’t do all the surfing I’d like because their filter excludes some of my favorite blogs.

    Once I’ve made it through my meetings, I need to go buy some beer for the hospitality suite at the conference, choose some sort of acceptable outfit for tonight’s dinner, and head to the hotel to help with setup.  I’m tired already just thinking about it (although a lot of that may have to do with the fact that I haven’t had any caffeine yet).

    Last night my husband and I went to our gym after dinner and worked out for about 45 minutes.  It’s too soon for the sore muscles to kick in, but I predict that I’ll be stiffening up in the late afternoon.  It felt good to work out, though.  I did a cumulative 20 minutes of aerobics and some upper body weight training.  If I could work in 45 minutes of exercise every day, maybe I wouldn’t have to fear short-sleeve season so much.

    That’s pretty much all I have going on (I’d say it’s quite enough!).  Are your weekend plans more fun than mine?

  • Aberage Jade Has Allergies

    Why am I up at 5:30 a.m.?  My own sneezing woke me up.  As much as I’m enjoying sleeping with the windows open, I think there must be an evil, new pollen coming in as of this morning.

    It’s partly my own fault.  I’ve been remarkably allergy symptom-free since I started using a neti pot a few weeks ago, but I haven’t been very consistent about using it over the last few days.  A little more discipline about that for the rest of the spring should help a great deal.

    Allergies aren’t the only thing about spring that’s bugging me.  I’m having severe wardrobe issues as well.  I spent the entire winter wearing long-sleeved t-shirts with regular t-shirts layered over them.  Now that it’s too warm for that, I’m faced with exposing my pale, flabby upper arms.  Seriously, nobody wants to see that.

    I suppose it would help if I spent some time working out.  Maybe if I had just a teensy bit of muscle definition here and there, I wouldn’t feel so strongly about keeping every square inch of my arms and legs covered.  I’ll just add "Actually use gym membership" as #856 on my to-do list.  It’s as good as done!

    I really do need to establish a new morning routine, and getting up early to go to the gym would be an excellent start.  As long as I’m up now…nah, I think I’ll just take a shower, read my favorite morning blogs and get to work early.  Perhaps tomorrow morning I’ll take a turn on the treadmill.  Yeah, tomorrow…

  • Average Jane Lucks Out

    I’m happy to be able to say that my tax situation worked out in my favor this year, for once.  I called my accountant on Monday and she told me that we were getting refunds from federal, the state where we live, and the state where I work.  Also, she offered to fax us some paperwork that we could sign and fax back to her, saving me a 40+ minute round trip and allowing her to eFile our taxes for us.  Woohoo!

    The refunds are a mixed blessing.  As our accountant pointed out, we’re mainly getting them because our adjusted gross income was significantly lower last year than in previous years.  They also mean that we’ve been letting the government sit on too much of our money all year long, but it’s such a delicate balance that I’m inclined to leave our exemptions as they are.

    It also helped that neither one of us was self-employed last year.  That whole quarterly estimated tax payment thing always eludes us both.

    I wish I could say we’re going to take the "windfall" and do something fun with it.  Unfortunately, just off the top of my head I can think of bills that add up more than the federal refund.  Thus, our gift to ourselves will be ‘momentary freedom from overdue payments.’  Yay!

    How’d Uncle Sam treat you this year?

  • Average Jane’s Household Gremlins

    I’ve been spending more time in the kitchen lately, and I’ve noticed that certain items that I should have in ample supply seem to have just vanished.

    My grandmother (jokingly, I presume) always said it was gremlins. 

    The sock gremlin is the most common.  That’s why every sock drawer eventually ends up with so many single socks.  I always thought that sounded more like a washing machine problem, though.

    My gremlins are particularly fond of chip clips.  I know I should have at least a half-dozen of them, but there are none to be found.  It’s not that they’re all used up – there are no sealed bags of chips in the cupboard either.  You’d think I’d at least have a clothespin in the chip clip drawer, but they’re all gone, too.  It’s very suspicious.

    I’m also inclined to blame the gremlins on my inability to find any lids to seal up opened cans of cat food, but I sort of suspect that if I cleaned out the fridge, I’d find them all pushed to the back, covering dessicated cans of cat food from months ago.  I suppose a refrigerator cleanout should go on my "to-do" list…

    Many of the things in the house that frequently disappear can be blamed on the remote control hungry La-Z-Boy couch, or the tilted shelves in the bathroom cabinet that neatly tip toiletries into the bathroom trash can where they’re immediately consumed by tissues, never to be seen again. 

    Then there’s my ponytail holder gremlin, a.k.a. my cat, Velcro.  I can’t leave a ponytail holder on any surface that she can reach or she’ll grab it in her teeth, bat it around on the floor, and eventually lose it under a big piece of furniture or down a vent.

    What kinds of things do your household gremlins go after?  Have you ever solved one of your gremlin mysteries or are they all inexplicable?

  • Average Jane Faces Monday

    First of all, I want to say "Happy Birthday, Honey!" to my husband.  I don’t think he actually reads this much anymore, but the sentiment remains the same either way.

    He’s having the world’s lamest birthday celebration so far.  Yesterday we went out to dinner at Red Robin (his choice) and then returned home and watched hours of TV.  We’d thought about going to a movie, but none of the selections looked particularly appealing.

    Tonight he has band practice, so I’m going to bring over a cake at some point.  First I need to go retrieve our tax forms from the accountant, though.  As long as I’m interrupting practice, I figure I might as well have my husband sign the forms so I can go sit in the queue outside the post office this evening.

    I don’t know why I’m so determined to get our taxes sent off today.  I’ve been friends with enough IRS employees over the years to know that there’s a secret grace period.  Even so, I can’t bear the idea of deliberately mailing them late.

    That’s how my day stacks up so far.  I think I’ll go downstairs and make a sandwich for lunch out of leftover Easter ham, then head off to work.  Happy Tax Day to everyone in the U.S. and Happy Monday to everyone else!

  • Present Day Average Jane

    I’m kind of over the whole childhood photos thing already.  I meant to take it through today, but I couldn’t find some of the photos I’d meant to include.  Oh well, the comments were dwindling anyway.

    What have I been doing this week while distracting you with my trip down memory lane?

    On Tuesday, The Cowboy came over and brought a big box of silicone bakeware for us to play with.  We made almond poppyseed bread, mini angelfood cakes, blueberry-filled muffins and pound cake before tiring of the whole enterprise at midnight.  I made him take home a big Tupperware container full of baked goods and I dumped the rest of it in the breakroom at work the next day.  I think I tried less than one slice of each thing we made.

    I finally called my accountant to see when my taxes might be ready to pick up.  The answer:  tomorrow.  Which means if we owe any money to the government, we have one weekend day to come up with it.  Keep your fingers crossed for me.

    Earlier this week, I went into the dentist for two fillings.  One of them was to replace the back portion of one of my lower back teeth that had broken off.  When the dentist told me that I had a broken tooth, I said that I guessed I’d have to stop opening beer bottles with my teeth.  He laughed.

    I’d been noticing for a while that after every meal, that side of my jaw would ache for hours.  Ever since my dentist fixed the tooth, that hasn’t been happening.  Yay!

    That’s about it for this week.  It’s no more interesting than the other stuff, I’m sure, but what are you gonna do? 

    Have a lovely weekend!

  • Average Jane Welcomes Friday

    Man, this week went by quickly!  It feels as though last weekend just ended and now here’s another one as a lovely treat.

    The highlight of my week:  as of today, I get to park in a lot adjacent to our office building, rather than one two blocks down the street.  Woohoo!  I expect the weight gain to kick in about two weeks hence.

    As usual, I have a full slate of weekend plans.  Tonight I’m going out after work to see a Battle of the Bands.  I had entered my band, but we weren’t chosen to participate.  I’m still willing to go to support a co-worker’s band, though.

    I’m going to a wedding reception tomorrow night and dragging my very unwilling husband.  I usually let him off the hook for social gatherings with this particular group of friends, but sometimes I get tired of being the only non-coupled woman there.  This is his tradeoff for not having to go on canoe trips with us.

    I have band practice on Sunday for the first time in three weeks.  I guess that means I should spend some time working on the songs between now and then.  Maybe I’ll be able to get some more lyrics written on Saturday afternoon.

    Hope you all have lovely weekends yourselves.  Enjoy!

  • Average Jane Rests Up

    I’m in a much better mood today, thanks for asking.  I ended up falling asleep on the couch yesterday morning after I wrote my crabby blog post.  When I woke up, I decided to take the morning off from work, get my tax paperwork turned in, deposit a check, and buy several weeks’ worth of Luna bars from Wild Oats, which doesn’t open until 9 a.m.

    I also bought a tin of natural, organic, blah, blah, blah cat food for my 16-year-old male cat.  He has kidney disease and it’s hard to keep him from being too skinny.  We’ve already determined that he hates the prescription canned food from the vet and he also hates the cat junk food from the grocery store.  I bought him a different kind of health food store brand last weekend and the liked that, too, so we’re onto something.  Unfortunately, the fancy cat food costs $1.00 a can, but it’s worth it if it’ll make him gain some weight.

    It was kind of nice to get a bunch of workday errands out of the way all at once.  I’m keeping my fingers crossed that we won’t owe any taxes this year.  It seems likely that this will be a rare (for us) refund year, but you just never know.

    Do any of you watch "Lost"?  Man, I love that show.  Last night’s episode was freaky in the extreme.  I can’t wait to see what happens next week.

    Well, off to shower and face a meeting-packed day at work, followed by a vocal lesson and a dinnertime trip to a new pizza place that a friend recommended.  There’s not much room for improvisation in a schedule like mine, as you can see.  Enjoy your day!

  • Average Jane Says Some Stuff

    It’s Wednesday, which means I can’t come up with a decent blog topic to save my life.  All I’ve done since yesterday is work, vote in a local election, work some more at my dad’s office, eat a bag of kettle corn and watch "Scrubs."  Make the fun stop!

    What’s uppermost on my mind?  Well, my taxes for starters.  I forgot to go find all the property tax receipts for the cars when I was gathering together the other paperwork, so that means I still haven’t been by the accountant’s office.  I suppose I’ll try to get it all dropped off this evening…if I can find what I’m looking for.

    Another thing I can’t help thinking about:  my annoying male cat.  He’s in the bathroom with his special food right now, but instead of eating, he’s squalling nonstop to be let out.  This happens at least a half-dozen times a day and it never gets any less irritating.  I know he’s old and I won’t have him around forever, but he still gets on my last nerve with great regularity.

    Can you tell I’m grumpy this morning?  I woke up with a headache and I’m still waiting for the Tylenol to kick in.  Maybe I’d best cut this short so you can go read cheerful people’s blogs.  Later!