Category: Food & Drink

  • Average Jane Makes Lunch

    Here's a simple and tasty recipe I haven't shared before. I don't make it all that often because my husband is not a fan of tuna (long story, but it involves some sort of hideous tuna diet).

    However, I like it a great deal and it's one of those foods that just says "summer" to me. In fact, I just made it a few minutes ago.

    Tuna Noodle Salad

    8 oz. (dry weight) pasta*
    2 hard boiled eggs, chopped
    1-2 ribs celery, sliced
    1-2 green onions, sliced
    1 tbsp. pickle relish
    1 can tuna in water (drained)
    1/2 cup (or more as needed) mayonnaise
    1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
    1/4 tsp. dried dill
    Sprinkle of paprika

    *I usually use shell or bow-tie noodles

    Cook pasta according to package directions, drain, rinse in cold water and refrigerate until cool in a medium-sized bowl. When noodles are sufficiently cold, remove from refrigerator and add eggs, celery, green onion, pickle relish and tuna. Mix in mayonnaise until the desired consistency is achieved. Add black pepper and dill, stir thoroughly. Sprinkle lightly with paprika. Return to refrigerator to cool for 30 minutes or so before serving. Serves 2-3.

    Warm, buttered French bread or corn muffins are excellent accompaniments for this salad.

    You can use the same basic recipe with cooked turkey or chicken in place of the tuna – or just leave out the meat and have it be an egg salad with noodles.

  • Average Jane Makes A Carrot Cake

    IMG00131 I had a ridiculously enormous piece of carrot cake while I was in Dallas, which reminded me about this recipe that I haven't made in many years. I can't take credit for the recipe itself, but I'll give you the link and my advice for getting it to turn out right based on past experience and having made it last night.

    It's called Fourteen K Carrot Cake and the thing about it that makes it way less trouble than 99% of the carrot cake recipes in the world is that it doesn't contain grated carrots. Instead, you make it with baby food carrots and you get the expected carrot-y texture from coconut and crushed pineapple. 

    It also gets points for not even mentioning the one thing I don't like about most carrot cakes: raisins. Bleh.

    The one place where the recipe steers you wrong is the baking time. It says 40 minutes, but it's really a good 55 minutes if not an hour. At 40 minutes, the center is still all woogy when you give the pan a poke. Yes, woogy is a baking term. I don't know why you've never heard it before.

    I let the cake cool overnight and then I made a batch of this cream cheese frosting. I used a food processor to mix the ingredients, which I highly recommend. I even more strongly recommend letting the butter soften as the recipe instructs because otherwise you'll be picking out big chunks of unblended butter while you're applying the frosting to the cake (heh). 

    As you can see from my blurry camera phone photo, it's a thick cake that rises almost to the upper edge of the pan. My colleagues worked on it all day long and didn't even eat it all.

    So the bottom line is that this cake absolutely rocks and you should
    make it. You won't be sorry.

  • Average Jane Fails at Book Club

    Right now I'm in three different book clubs, but I don't always attend all of the meetings. However, I saw last week that one was coming up on Sunday the 7th, so I glanced at the e-mail thread, procured the book The Help by Kathryn Stockett, and blocked off my weekend calendar so I could quickly read it before the meeting.

    I spent Friday evening and Saturday morning and afternoon reading the entire book. I really, really liked it and couldn't wait to have a discussion about it with the book club.

    Caramel cake was mentioned repeatedly throughout the book, so I decided to track down a recipe and make one to bring with me. I choose this one from Cooking Light. I'd never made a caramel cake before (nor even heard of one, to be honest), but I followed the directions to the letter (except that I made a sheet cake instead of a layer cake due to lack of proper baking pans) and it turned out absolutely wonderfully.

    I was a little early to the meeting, so the hostess and I had a few minutes to talk in the kitchen before everyone else arrived. One of the first things I said to her was, "I really enjoyed the book!"

    She'd chosen this month's book, so she excitedly started telling me how different it was to read it now compared to when she was in her twenties. A little alarm bell went off in my head because I was pretty sure that "The Help" had only recently been published.

    Then she began naming her favorite characters and scenes and I had absolutely NO idea what she was talking about. The other book club members arrived just as it was sinking in that I'd read the wrong book.

    I grabbed my phone and looked up the e-mail chain again. It turned out that I'd read the book that had been selected for May. Not March, not April, but May. It would be two months before I could have my much-anticipated discussion of the book I'd just finished.

    The book I should have read was The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers. You'd think with my English degree I'd have read it at some point in the past, but somehow I missed that one. So, yes, I sat through an entire discussion of a book I knew absolutely nothing about.

    Needless to say, everyone in the club was initially a bit confused about how I'd been inspired to bake a caramel cake based on the book under discussion. However, it turned out that there actually was a mention of a caramel cake in one scene. It seems like a very random coincidence, but since both books are set in the South, the odds were in my favor.

    So that's the story of how I discovered a delicious new dessert, revealed myself to one of my book clubs as a complete dingbat, and listened in on a very confusing discussion. It could happen to anyone, right?

  • Average Jane Tries A Lifehack

    A week or so ago, A Librarian shared a Lifehacker post on Google Reader that claimed you could make cookies in 90 seconds with your waffle iron.

    She came over last night after dinner and once we'd had some wine and watched "Iron Man," it seemed like a logical next step to take some of the cookie dough I had in my freezer and see what would happen if we tried to cook it in my waffle maker.

    As you can see, they turned out pretty well:

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    I have to disagree with the estimate of 90 seconds. They really took a good four or five minutes to be done enough to hold together, although that could have something to do with the fact that my waffle iron is 15 years old. The cookie texture was nice and soft with just a hint of crispiness on the edges.

    I'm sure it was psychological, but both of us thought they tasted like a weird hybrid of waffle and cookie. I used white chocolate macadamia nut dough, but there was a distinct waffle-y flavor that almost overrode the cookie flavors. Still tasty, though.

    We made a total of four and I probably could have eaten more, but decided that two was plenty.

    So if you have a tub of cookie dough from some kid's fundraiser that's languishing in your freezer, this is something fun you can do the next time you're in the mood for a cookie or two. If you decide to try it, let me know how it worked out for you.

  • Why Average Jane Is Not A Professional Baker

    Last night my friend LuAnn came over so I could help her make a successful Pumpkin Cake Roll to take to her family Thanksgiving dinner. She'd made one before, but ended up turning it into a layer cake when it cracked to pieces. Everyone loved it because it was still delicious, but she was hesitant to try it again.

    Here's the thing: this cake always cracks, at least for me.The key is to minimize the cracking and try to confine it to the part that's rolled inside and less visible.

    Here is where I wish I'd taken a bunch of photos, but I'll try to draw you some word pictures. (That sentence is way too "Simple Jack" for my liking, but it's early in the morning and I'm tired, so I'm leaving it.)

    LuAnn had carefully measured all of the cake ingredients and arrived ready to just mix everything together. It wasn't long before we had spicy, pumpkin-y cake batter.

    The cake went into the oven and it smelled wonderful. I'd greased and floured the pan within an inch of its life and when the 15 minutes were up, I went to turn it onto the powdered sugar-covered towel.

    The cake stuck to the pan. The middle of the cake separated from the edges and crashed into an untidy pile of cake pieces. Crap.

    I piled the failed cake into a bowl, figuring it would make an excellent trifle with cream cheese pudding, whipped cream and some spiced rum.

    Fortunately I had all the ingredients we needed to make another cake. This time I extra, extra greased and floured the pan. When the cake was finished baking, I took a thin spatula and carefully loosened the edges all the way around. You know, the way I should have the first time around.

    The cake came out perfectly. I rolled it in the new powdered sugar-covered towel and we let it cool while we made the filling and further killed time watching "Heroes."

    Unrolling time came and – look at my surprise face! – the cake cracked a bit. LuAnn spread the cream cheese filling and I stepped in to roll it back up. It wasn't too bad. There was only one exterior crack and it was low enough that it wasn't terribly obvious. I was happy to consider it a success.

    I decided not to make one for myself right now because we're going to have pumpkin pie with Thanksgiving dinner and that's plenty for four people. However, I am looking forward to making trifle with the disaster cake…

  • Another Dessert Recipe from Average Jane

    While we're on the subject of torte recipes, here's another one we used to have all the time when I was growing up. This one actually is a torte, in that there's a baked, cake-like component. It's really quite good.

    Walnut Torte

    6 egg whites
    1 cup sugar
    1/2 tsp. baking powder
    1 cup chopped walnuts
    2/3 cup graham cracker crumbs
    Red currant jelly
    1 pint Cool Whip or whipped cream

    Beat egg whites until stiff and gradually add sugar and baking powder. When mixture looks like meringue, fold in graham cracker crumbs and walnuts. Grease pie pan and bake in a 350 degree Fahrenheit oven for 30 minutes. The top will be somewhat cracked. Cool and spread with a layer of currant jelly, then top with Cool Whip or whipped cream.

    * * *

    When I was a kid, we had red currant jelly all the time and there was even a Smucker's variety. These days it's a little harder to come by, but I've noticed that Target carries it. I like it because it's more tart and tangy than a lot of other jellies. It makes a great PB&J, too.

  • Thanksgiving Cooking Help from Average Jane

    A few years ago, I gathered all of my favorite Thanksgiving recipes into a single PDF and shared it with my readers. This year I have updated the booklet, fixed the most egregious typos, changed the format, and added an introduction. If you could use a basic Thanksgiving dinner how-to with a few little extras, please feel free to download it and use whatever recipes would be handiest for you.

    Here's the download link: Average Jane's Favorite Thanksgiving Recipes

    The booklet contains scratch recipes for two appetizers, the turkey and dressing, green bean casserole (fancy or standard), cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, mashed potatoes and gravy, pumpkin pie, and pumpkin cake roll with cream cheese filling. Many of these recipes are already on the blog, but I've filled in the gaps with other information you'll need to make a complete dinner.

    I'm sharing the booklet under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works license, which means you are free to share it as long as you attribute it to me (I'd prefer a link back) and do not sell or alter it in any way.

    I'll be making Thanksgiving dinner at my house this year and I'll probably make pretty much all of these recipes. I've already purchased the turkey and I'm looking forward to getting together with one of my friends tomorrow night to make pumpkin cake rolls.

    What are your Thanksgiving plans?

    You can still enter to win a SnapGifts card! Contest closes at midnight on Wednesday, November 25th.

  • Average Jane Shares A Retro Recipe

    Fivegenerationscookbook In the early 1990s, my grandmother published a cookbook of recipes spanning five generations of our family. They range from rabbit stew with dandelion root from my pioneer great-great-grandmother, to a handwritten recipe for pancakes from my then-six-year-old third cousin (who is now a chef).

    There's one chapter for each generation, and each chapter is divided into sections by cook. In my grandmother's own section there's a recipe that I remember having only one time, but it made a big impression on me because it had booze in it! and I got to have a piece even though I was just a kid. I loved the cake itself, but the glaze (which my grandmother wisely served on the side), seemed horrifyingly strong and alien to me when I tried a little dab of it.

    I keep telling myself I'm going to buy a bottle of Galliano liqueur specifically so I can make this cake. Perhaps posting this will give me the incentive to actually do so.

    Here's my grandmother's introduction to the recipe in the book. Bob was my grandfather:

    I was introduced to the Harvey Wallbanger cocktail in Savannah, Georgia, when Bob and I were going through on vacation and stopped to see Tom Cheeley and his wife. The guys had worked together for Amoco Oil Co. I liked the cocktail, and when Tom's wife told me that there was a Harvey Wallbanger cake, I asked for the recipe. At the time, I was food editor for The [Independence, MO] Examiner, and thought I had a minor scoop. Imagine my chagrin when I saw the same recipe in the Kansas City Star.

    So without further ado, here is the recipe:

    Harvey Wallbanger Cake

    1 two-layer orange cake mix
    1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding mix
    4 eggs
    1/2 cup plus 1 tbsp. Galliano liqueur
    1 cup powdered sugar
    2 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. vodka
    1/2 cup cooking oil
    1/2 cup plus 1 tbsp. orange juice

    Combine cake and pudding mixes; add eggs, oil, 1/2 cup orange juice, 1/2 cup Galliano and 2 tbsp. vodka. Beat 1-2 minutes until dry ingredients are moistened, then beat on high for 5 minutes. Pour into greased and floured Bundt pan and bake in a 350 degree F oven for 40-45 minutes. Cool in pan for 10 minutes and then remove to wire rack. Glaze: Combine powdered sugar, 1 tbsp. orange juice, 1 tbsp. Galliano and 1 tsp. vodka. Pour over cake while it is still warm.


    Sounds rather tasty, doesn't it?

    This week I'm giving away a copy of my family's Five Generations Cookbook to one lucky blog reader. To enter, just comment on this post before midnight on Sunday, November 8, 2009 and describe or name your favorite alcohol-tinged dessert. If you can include a link to the recipe, so much the better!

  • Average Jane Talks About Food

    One of the oft-heard criticisms of Twitter is that people tweet way too much about what they're having for lunch. As a fan of both Twitter and eating, I fail to see why anyone would consider that a problem.

    When I was growing up, I had relatives in South Dakota and we often wrote letters back and forth. My Great-Aunt Edith, who was a wonderful cook, would fill her letters with entire paragraphs about what meals they'd had recently. At the time, we'd joke about all of the food mentions, but I have absolutely no room to talk because I'm now doing the same thing, only electronically.

    As the big list of recipes to the right implies, I enjoy cooking and baking. I also like going out to eat. I think food is interesting and I like hearing what my Twitter buddies have to say about where they're going for lunch, what great new recipes they've found, and what kind of candy they're planning on buying for the trick-or-treaters this week.

    So if you find that your tweets tend to be about breakfast, lunch, happy hour hors d'oeuvres and dinner, that's just fine with me. Perhaps we'll have a tweetup somewhere delicious someday.

  • Average Jane Makes Chicken Soup

    It's been a long time since I posted a recipe, so I thought I would share my sister's chicken soup recipe that I have shamelessly stolen. In fact, I made it for dinner tonight.

    Chicken Alphabet Soup

    1 package boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 1.5 lbs.)
    2 tablespoons vegetable oil
    1 large onion, finely chopped
    4-6 cloves garlic, pressed
    3 ribs of celery, sliced
    4-6 carrots, peeled and sliced
    Other vegetables as available*
    1/2 cup dried alphabet or tiny star noodles
    Chicken stock and/or chicken soup base**
    Ground black pepper and parsley to taste

    Heat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Place chicken breasts in a baking pan, cover with foil and bake until cooked through, approximately 30 minutes. In the meantime, prep vegetables and heat oil in a large soup pot. Saute onion, garlic, celery and carrots until onion is translucent. Add chicken stock or water until pot is 3/4 full and bring to a boil. When chicken breasts are ready, remove from pan, chop into 1/4" cubes and add to soup pot along with any juices. If using water, add soup base to taste. If using additional vegetables, add them now. Stir in alphabet noodles and simmer for 20 minutes or until noodles and vegetables are soft. Season with black pepper and parsley before serving.

    *Chopped zucchini and yellow squash are good in this, as are sugar snap peas (de-string and slice diagonally in halves) and green beans (cut into 1" pieces).

    **I've been using a low carb, organic soup base called Better than Bouillon. It's kind of expensive, but you can get at least two big pots of soup from a jar.

    I'm looking forward to having the leftovers for lunch tomorrow!