Category: Music

  • Average Jane’s Early Morning Song Lyric Critique

    Zep300As I was waking up this morning, my brain reminded me of some song lyrics that have always bugged me. 

    The song in question: Ramble On by Led Zeppelin. You can find the whole list of lyrics here, but to set the scene, our protagonist  is wandering across J. R. R. Tolkien’s Middle Earth trying to find a particular woman, described as “the queen of all my dreams.”

    Our hippie hero, and let’s just assume he’s Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant, meets a different woman in his travels and here’s what happens:

    T’was in the darkest depths of Mordor
    I met a girl so fair
    But Gollum, and the evil one
    Crept up and slipped away with her
    Her, her, yeah
    Ain’t nothing I can do, no
    I guess I’ll keep on rambling

    I suppose the “evil one” is Sauron and I get why it might be a fool’s errand to challenge him. But I think you could at least try to take on Gollum. He’s a tiny, shriveled, corrupted Hobbit and you’re from the race of Men, so “slipped away” or not, I’d think you’d have a fighting chance to catch up and lend a hand.

    But no, you just shrugged and moved on. Thanks for nothing, Robert. 

  • Average Jane and Music

    This month, I’ve been exposed to a wonderful variety of live music. Of course, I’ve already told you about my fantastic Pura Vida Tequila/Uproar Festival experience, but here’s a rundown of the other performances I’ve been to over the past few weeks.

    On September 2nd, I met up with my dad and some of his friends to go to Knucklehead’s Saloon and see Eric Lindell & Co. Eric is a New Orleans-style blues guitarist and he played a nice mix of songs that I recognized from past albums and new songs I’d never heard before. 

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    He’s also my first cousin once removed (my dad’s great-nephew), so we like to catch his shows when his tours take him to Kansas City. 

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    Last week I went back to Knucklehead’s with my husband to see Living Colour perform. I hadn’t seen them in concert since they came to Kansas City in the late ’80s in support of their hit album “Vivid.”

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    This was mostly the same lineup—guitarist Vernon Reed, vocalist Corey Glover and drummer Will Calhoun, with the addition of the very talented Doug Wimbish on bass—and we enjoyed their set from beginning to end. We bought their live CD after the show and got it autographed. Really nice guys.

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    Then this past weekend I attended the Kansas City Yoga Festival and had two very different musical experiences. The first was a kirtan, a chant-based yoga practice designed to facilitate meditation, led by Moses Love. I sat on the floor in the circle throughout, singing and trying to add some percussion with a shaker. It was fun to join voices with so many other people at once.

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    After that was a performance by MC Yogi and DJ Drez. I didn’t know what to expect from a hip-hop emcee with songs like “Ganesh is Fresh,” but it was a really fun show and I danced until I was exhausted and drenched in sweat. There wasn’t a huge crowd, but that didn’t faze the performers and they actually played beyond their alotted time, despite the fact that some people had filtered away by then.

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    This past Saturday night, I performed with my own band and worked on applying some of the lessons I’d learned from seeing such a diverse group of performers. I think I picked up some good tips for connecting with the crowd and even though I was very tired from two yoga workshops earlier that day, it felt as though I had the audience with me throughout.

    When I was younger, I was a lot more limited in my musical tastes. Today, I have considerably more appreciation for all types of music. I still have my favorite genres, but it’s amazing how powerful any music can be when it’s performed by people who clearly love it and want you to love it as well. That’s what matters most.

  • Average Jane Parties With Rock Stars

    Crowd at Uproar Festival for Godsmack

    Man, what a fun time I had at Uproar Festival! I'll start with huge thanks to Pura Vida Tequila for providing my ticket and VIP access. Now I'll tell you about my day (this is going to be a long post, but it has fun pictures!).

    Uproar Festival ticket and photo credential

    I got to the amphitheatre early so I could catch all the bands. I actually arrived before the gates opened and I could hear one of the security ladies shouting about restrictions on the types of bags you could bring in. I was carrying my Jump from Paper bag which was probably well outside their allowed parameters, but I decided to take a chance because I didn't feel like going back to my car to look for an alternative. I walked up to one of the security guards at the gate, opened my bag, took out my wallet and showed him the inside. He waved me through without a word.

    Rockstar Uproar Festival merch tent

    Once inside, I texted my Pura Vida Tequila contact to let him know I was there even though I wasn't meant to go to the bus until six o'clock. We texted back and forth until I figured out where the bus actually was so I would know for later. Then the bands started.

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    I like to be there to support the up-and-coming bands at festivals because they often don't have much of a crowd so early in the day. The day started with battle of the bands winner TROY from Springfield, Missouri, followed by Canadian band Sons of Revelry, and Birmingham, Alabama-based Within Reason. As I was making my way toward the stage to see Escape the Fate, I spotted my longtime friend Paul Chokota, who is the photographer for the venue. He took this photo of me, which was to be the last time I looked the way I intended for the day, because moments later it began to rain.

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    Photo credit: Paul'luc Chokota, Reflections by Paul

    The guitarists moved their pedalboards to the back of the stage and kept playing as the stage crew covered all the speakers with plastic. It rained pretty hard and I was a little concerned about the shock potential of the microphones, but the band kept going and finished their set. While I waited for Buckcherry to go on, I sought shelter under the tent covering one of the ATMs, but I was so thoroughly soaked that it really didn't make much difference.

    Rained-on selfie at Uproar Festival

    The crowds grew throughout the day and although I got pretty close to the front for Buckcherry, the increasing violations of Wheaton's Law made me retreat before the end of the set. I spent a little time in the Rockstar Energy Drink tent and learned firsthand that a tent that big has a center seam that fills with water and dumps it inside from time to time. Luckily I wasn't standing directly underneath when that lesson came about.

    Buckcherry and rain-dampened security personnel

    Finally, six o'clock rolled around and I walked to the back parking lot, knocked on the door of the Pura Vida Tequila bus and introduced myself. On many of the stops of the tour there are radio station contest winners and numerous other guests on the bus, but in this instance it was just me, a couple of guys representing a liquor store, and a bartender hired to mix the drinks.

    Pura Vida Tequila Godsmack bus

    We were greeted by Stewart Skloss, President and CEO of Pura Vida Tequila, along with his assistant Randy Ingle. I didn't have to shiver in my soaked t-shirt for long because Mr. Skloss provided a nice, dry Pura Vida 8:15 Tequila Time shirt, and I immediately ducked into the bus restroom to change. Considering that my original shirt was still a little damp when I woke up the next morning, that was a most welcome improvement to my comfort.

    Pura Vida Tequila varieties and mixers

    After a couple of delicious tequila drinks on the bus (I'll be sharing some recipes in another post soon), we headed to the backstage area. Our meetup time with Godsmack lead vocalist Sully Erna had been pushed back a bit, but in the meantime we had the opportunity to share dinner with the backstage crew. This was a particular stroke of luck for me in that I had been on site all day long with only a soft pretzel to eat. Most concert venues don't have a lot of food options and this one was no exception.

    Heading to the crew area backstage

    Once we had dined, we headed to Sully's dressing room to share in the band's 8:15 p.m. pre-show tequila shot. This tradition started with some of the women on the crew and has gotten more elaborate in conjunction with the band's Pura Vida Tequila partnership. 

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    Stewart Skloss introducing the 8:15 Pura Vida Tequila toast

    I'm not going to lie—I spilled about a quarter of my tequila portion on my purse while I was juggling my Dixie cup shot and my iPhone taking photos. I'm pretty sure the tequila I did consume is responsible for my somewhat goggle-eyed look in this photo. (But my hair was dry by then!)

    Sully Erna and Celeste Lindell

    Sully (I can call him Sully now—see above) got his "two minute" stage warning just as we finished the shot, and although he offered to take a couple of questions from me before he left the dressing room, I didn't want to be that guy.

    Backstage before the Godsmack performance

    Instead, I made my way around to the front of the stage to take advantage of my photo credentials. I saw Paul Chokota again and he and the other professional photographers looked at my iPhone camera with unmistakable pity.

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    Right in front of the stage, the subwoofers were so powerful that I could feel my shirt vibrating. I was wearing the high-quality earplugs I always carry with me (unsponsored shout-out to Etymotic!), so at least my eardrums were safe. The stage was about my head-height and I got some amazing photos, even with just my iPhone. The only drawback to being so close is that the band members were spread out too much for me to get a shot of all four of them together during the three songs we were allowed. Here are some of my favorite shots with different lighting schemes. (Click any photo to enlarge.)

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    Robbie Merrill of Godsmack

    Shannon Larkin and Sully Erna of Godsmack

    Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin of Godsmack

    Godsmack in concert

    Robbie Merrill and Shannon Larkin of Godsmack

    Shannon Larkin, Sully Erna and Tony Rombola of Godsmack

    I had an all-access wristband that would have allowed me into the VIP audience area in front of the stage, but the crowd was getting a bit rowdy where I was thinking of going, so I decided to enjoy the rest of the set from a bit further away. I am a huge Godsmack fan and they played all of their many hits as well as a bunch of new songs from their latest album, 1000hp.

    Godsmack on stage at Uproar Festival

    I stayed to the end and then went home to experience the delight of dry socks and warm pajamas.

    All in all it was an amazing day and evening, and the rain did not inhibit my enthusiasm one bit. I'm very much looking forward to receiving my shipment of Pura Vida Tequila varities, Naranja and Sangrita so I can play around with drink recipes and share some of them with you.

    Disclosure: In exchange for my participation in this program, which will include an eventual total of three blog posts, I received VIP tickets to the Uproar Festival and will be receiving product from Pura Vida Tequila. All opinions are my own.

  • Average Jane Prepares to Party

    You know I love hard rock/metal and I've also been known to enjoy a mixed drink or two. Thus, when I ran across the opportunity to attend the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival as a guest of Pura Vida Tequila and take part in the #815tequilatime premium tequila shot with Sully Erna and the rest of Godsmack, well of course I signed up!

    The lineup for Uproar Festival is awesome:

    • Godsmack
    • Seether
    • Skillet
    • Pop Evil
    • These Raven Skies
    • Buckcherry
    • Escape the Fate
    • Within Reason
    • Sons of Revelry

    I've only seen a couple of those bands live before, so I'm really looking forward to catching all the sets. I've taken the day off and I'll spend all day at Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre (it'll always be Sandstone to me!) in Bonner Springs, Kansas, this Friday, September 5th going between the two stages so I can see every performance. At 6 o'clock I'll get my VIP credentials and get to party on this bad boy:

    Pura Vida Tequila Godsmack Bus

    With these guys, who I am pleased to note are my contemporaries:

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    I'll be tweeting at @average_jane and Instagramming at @average_jane and you can also follow the #puravidaparty and #815tequilatime hashtags on either platform. Here's hoping the party bus has enough power for me to recharge my phone!

    So far I'm the only blogger lined up for this stop on the tour and they'd also really like to have a photographer. If you're in the Kansas City area and you're interested, sign up here

    Now I just need to figure out what I'm going to wear and keep my fingers crossed that it doesn't rain.

    Disclosure: In exchange for my participation in this program, which will include an eventual total of three blog posts, I am receiving VIP tickets to the Uproar Festival and product from Pura Vida Tequila. All opinions are my own.

    Photos provided by Pura Vida Tequila.

  • Average Jane Learned Nothing from Her Last Post

    Lead singer's eye viewSo it looks like I'm in a band again. I went to an audition yesterday for a band called Frisk, which currently consists of its original drummer and the bass player from my last band. They had also asked our former guitarist to audition and since he and I live in the same neighborhood, we carpooled.

    The audition went well and the four of us should be on track to cover their currently booked gigs for the rest of the summer and fall. We'll practice on Saturdays at noon, which is actually perfect for me because I'm usually free then anyway.

    It's your basic classic rock band. They're hoping to add someone who plays keyboards and/or rhythm guitar. The drummer also sings lead vocals, so that should open up some good song possibilities.

    So there's one more activity added to the list. Still, I've missed singing so I don't mind making room in my schedule for a band.

    The rest of my day yesterday was pretty low-key. I took a nap after the audition and got up just in time to do my cat volunteer shift at Petco. Then my husband and I went out for pizza and watched "Burn Notice." Quite a relaxing day, really.

    This morning I took Toby on our usual 3.4 mile walk and then spent the next hour and a half cutting down volunteer trees all over my yard. I have a huge thumb bruise to show for it; apparently my loppers need to be sharpened.

    Now I'm showered, almost finished with my breakfast shake, and trying to decide what to do next. I think coffee needs to be on the immediate agenda and I'm thinking I could use a pedicure once my favorite nail salon opens at noon.

    Beyond that, I'm looking at another day without much in the way of plans. See? I can do that sometimes!

  • Average Jane’s February Photo Challenge Day 13: Blue

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    I thought a collage would be fun today. My husband and I went to Guitar Center after dinner and while he shopped, I went around looking for blue things in the store to photograph.

    At first I wasn't sure how I was going to combine them all into one image, but then I realized that I could just screen capture the photos folder on my iPhone and crop it. Voilà!

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  • Average Jane Compares and Contrasts

    Two young singers. Similar relationship scenarios. Vastly different emotional reactions.

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  • Average Jane’s Photo Friday

    It's been a busy week, but not in any way that's interesting enough to report about (not yet, anyway). So here are some photos I've taken recently.

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    I think of these as "lecture cookies," rather than fortune cookies. Notice how they contradict one another.

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    This is The Naughty Band. I caught their show a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed it a great deal. Kansas City needs more bands that do pop rather than classic rock.

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    Speaking of naughty, here's Dr. Jones sporting his fluffy winter coat. I was going to say that the only time he behaves himself is when he's asleep, but considering some of the places he chooses to sleep, that's not entirely true.

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    "Hi, may I help you!" This is the foyer at Gates Bar-B-Q. I can't decide which I like more, the scale or the mechanical horse ride. I know for sure what I like further inside: Beef on Bun (lean).

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    Finally, here's my tiny girl, Trillian. She enjoys hanging out with me in my office at home.

    All of these photos are from my iPhone, which actually takes better pictures than my digital camera these days.

    Have a speedy Friday and a long, leisurely weekend!

  • Average Jane Puts Her Skills to Work

    My job title is Social Media Strategist. That means I help devise strategies for clients to incorporate social media into their corporate communications, marketing and even customer service practices. It includes blogger relations (which is interesting for me considering that I'm often on the receiving end of blogger pitches), and sometimes even handling a company's Facebook/Twitter/YouTube, etc. accounts on a day-to-day basis.

    I've mostly been putting this expertise to personal use when it comes to promoting my bands. My current cover band, Rock Machine, has a Facebook fan page and a MySpace page, both of which come in handy for inviting people to come out and see us play.

    I also recently started a Facebook account for Soroptimist International of Kansas City, MO. Even if you're not a member, you might enjoy "liking" the page to see how this venerable businesswomen's service organization is continuing into the 21st Century.

    Just yesterday, I became an admin of the Facebook page for The Animal Rescue Alliance (TARA), a local foster-based animal rescue group for which I volunteer. Up to now, my work for them has been mainly to take a shift each Sunday morning caring for the cats that are up for adoption at a Petco store. The volunteer who had been handling the Facebook page recently passed away, so it seemed almost selfish not to offer to take on the updates considering how well-versed I am in the medium.

    In addition to all that, I had an idea this week that I think will be a great value-added service for my husband's recording studio clients. He was talking to a band that had just recorded an album, urging them to start their promotion now – before the final CD copies are completed. I was eavesdropping (we were in my car) and said, "Tell them to submit it to Pandora now because they take a long time to evaluate songs."

    Even though I could only hear my husband's half of the conversation, it's obvious that the reply was, "What's Pandora?"

    That led me to a train of thought about offering a Band Promotion 101 session for the bands that record in the studio. I could spend a couple of hours teaching one or two of the most marketing-oriented members of a band how to optimize their Facebook and MySpace presences to promote their gigs and sell their songs. I could introduce them to the top online radio outlets, talk them through submitting their music to iTunes, CDBaby and other online stores, and basically just get them started down the path of growing their base of fans and customers. Sounds like fun!

    I already eat, sleep and breathe social media, so I'm always happy to jump in and do something new there. It's work, but it's also fun. How great a career is that?!

  • Average Jane Supports Local Musicians

    It's common knowledge that being an artist or musician can be a hard row to hoe. Pay is low and often sporadic, health insurance is non-existent and if something happens and you can't play, well, it's all bad.

    This Sunday, the Kansas City music community is coming together to help out one of their own, Kenny Tuna, known to local audiences from the Dixie Cadillacs, the Bourbon Cowboys, the Tuna Boat Band and many more. In October, Kenny was seriously injured in a horrific roll-over automobile accident. He spent 70 days in the hospital and will be recovering for a long time to come.

    To help him and his family with expenses, a bunch of bands are putting on a benefit concert this Sunday, December 20th from noon to 9:00 p.m. at RG's, 9100 E. 35th Street S. (40 Highway and Blue Ridge Cutoff) in Independence, Missouri.

    The lineup includes:

    1:00 p.m. – Midnight Revue
    2:00 p.m. – Dan Doran
    3:00 p.m. – Camp Harlow
    4:00 p.m. – Loose Change
    5:00 p.m. – Riverrock
    6:00 p.m. – Nate Dean
    7:00 p.m. – Unfinished Business with Brian Daniels
    8:00 p.m. – Carl Butler and Friends

    My husband is the drummer for Brian Daniels' band, so he'll be out there in the late afternoon.

    Any donations you might be able to provide–monetary or merchandise for auctions and raffles–would be greatly appreciated. For more information, contact organizer Terry Hancock.