Category: NaBloPoMo

  • Average Jane Cooks

    Today I'm having company over for lunch and making my ever-popular Baked Ziti with Roasted Vegetables and a couple of loaves of French bread.

    I've been trying to cook more meals in lieu of going out, but the one meal that I just don't feel like making this year is Thanksgiving dinner.

    Last year I cooked a huge dinner and spent the better part of two days baking, cooking and cleaning. All that effort was for five people.

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    Have you ever brined a turkey? Damn, it's a lot of effort.

    I have some wonderful Thanksgiving recipes. Here's the booklet, in case you'd like to peruse them. I'll definitely get my Thanksgiving mojo back someday, but I'm just not feeling it this year.

    Instead, I think we should just go out somewhere. You can find a perfectly good Thanksgiving meal at lots of different places and get every dish you could possibly want without having to wash a single pot or pan.

    Then I can just make a nice pumpkin pie or two to have around the house.

    What are you planning for Thanksgiving dinner this year?

  • Average Jane’s 90-Day Feline Weight Loss Plan

    This is the final week of the Nu Campaign to Fight Pet Obesity. Here's where we started. Now I'll give a similar rundown of the results.

    Test Subject #1: Xena
    Final Weight: 14.5 pounds
    Net Weight Loss: 1 pound
    Physique: Noticeably Leaner
    Coat: Smooth and Glossy
    Energy Level: High
    Mood: Friendlier and More Playful

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    Test Subject #2: Velvet
    Final Weight: 11 pounds
    Net Weight Loss: .4 pound
    Physique: Muscular
    Coat: Smooth and Glossy
    Energy Level: High
    Mood: Almost Insanely Playful

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    I know that's not a very good photo of Velvet, but she's so active in the mornings that it's almost impossible to photograph her. Look at that tail moving.

    It is not an exaggeration to say that the Nulo food has completely transformed these cats. It didn't happen overnight, but over the course of the three months they have changed significantly in all of the ways listed above.

    When we started, Xena was lazy, grouchy and unkempt. Now she's bursting with energy, noticeably more loving and her coat is beautiful and soft.

    Velvet was "along for the ride" because she and Xena live in the same part of the house. However, she still trimmed down slightly, her coat improved, and she's more playful than I've ever seen her, which is really saying something for a cat that's approximately 10 years old.

    If you'd like to try Nulo food for your own pets, this is a good time to do it. Until November 25, 2010, you can get 25% off your order of $25 or more by using the code PETSGIVE at checkout. Also for every $25 customer order placed nationwide during this time period, the Austin-based pet food company will donate one pet Thanksgiving dinner to Austin Pets Alive! or Animal Trustees of Austin.

    I recently took advantage of the discount to buy food for our studio cats, Trillian and Dr. Jones. This is only their second week on the food, but I'm looking forward to seeing them at their very best after they've adjusted completely to their new diet.

    I agreed to take part in the Nulo program somewhat impulsively and I later had some reservations about devoting so many posts to my cats and their food. In the end, however, I'm very glad I did it. My healthy, happy cats made it all worthwhile.

    Disclosure: Nulo has generously provided free product and other benefits in exchange for my participation in the Nu Campaign to fight pet obesity. All of the opinions about the product are mine and not dictated in any way by the company.

  • Average Jane Requests A Do-Over

    Erase This week. Seriously. It’s only Thursday and I already wish I could wipe the slate clean and start over.

    Let’s get the big thing out of the way: I found out that I’m one of several dozen people at my company who will be laid off at the end of the year. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to mention it here, but I’ll take any job leads I can get. My LinkedIn profile is here, and I’d appreciate any referrals, leads, or recommendations you can provide.

    Then last night I got a call from my credit card company about some questionable charges. Sure enough, the first one they mentioned was definitely not initiated by me. So it seems I’ve been victimized by the booming credit card fraud industry yet again. I’ll have to stop by my credit union this morning to dispute the $1,000+ charge and live without a credit card until they can issue me a new one. [Update: D’oh! It’s Veteran’s Day, so the credit union is closed. Sigh.]

    Did I mention I think I’m getting sick? Or that Dr. Jones chewed up several pieces of yesterday’s mail? Or that last night was the first night since the time change that I’ve gotten a reasonable amount of sleep?

    Don’t get me wrong, I am actually feeling very optimistic about the adventures to come. It’s just that I’m a bit overwhelmed right now. But I’ve got this. I really do.

    Photo credit: zugaldia

  • Average Jane’s Favorite Apps

    IMG_0033I saw a post the other day where someone listed the web and smart phone applications they like the most, so I figured I'd do the same. I'm certainly not saying any of these things are the best–they're just what I like to use.

    My browser of choice is Firefox. I know Yvonne just tried it and hated it, but I've been using it for years and I'm very comfortable with the tabbed browsing. I don't use any of the add-ons, but I have tweaked it a bit to go faster.

    For e-mail I use Gmail. I actually have a bunch of different Gmail accounts and I funnel them all into my main account. At first it was a little challenging to get used to the lack of folder storage, but once I got the hang of doing searches of my archives, I loved it.

    My favorite Twitter app is Hootsuite. It's easy to use, there's nothing to download, you can monitor multiple Twitter accounts with it, and I like being able to have lots of search columns to track hashtags, etc.

    For my feed reader, I used Bloglines until their downtime issues got to be too egregious. Now I use Google Reader and absolutely love it. The social aspects of it are great. My favorite aspects of it are sharing things I've found and reading other people's shared items. It's also really handy that you can "star" things to keep them stored for later.

    When it comes to games, I have two favorites in Facebook and one iPhone obsession. On Facebook I play Bejeweled Blitz and Lexulous. Cagey got me hooked on Angry Birds, so that's what I mostly play on my phone. It's a fun and sometime frustrating way to kill time.

    The photo in this post is from the Magic Artist app on my iPhone. I play with it from time to time. I also have ShakeItPhoto, which comes out looking like a Polaroid (and you shake your phone to "develop" it). I've avoided Hipstamatic like the plague because I was already tired of seeing its photo style before I even got an iPhone.

    I recently downloaded the Poynt app, which is useful for finding nearby restaurants and also the cheapest gas in your area. It has movie and business search capabilities as well, but I haven't used those yet.

    The final app that I use quite a bit is the one for IMDB. You never know when you might want to find out how old or how tall an actor is.

    What are the apps you use every day?

  • Average Jane Wakes Up Early

    Alarmclock Between my habit of going walking at 6:00 a.m. on inconsistent days and the unwelcome change back to standard time, my sleep habits have gone completely awry.

    I never set an alarm unless I'm getting up at a completely ridiculous hour for an early flight or something. However, it turns out that resetting my internal alarm clock isn't as easy as I'd like.

    Yesterday I was watching television with my husband after making a pizza for dinner. I started getting really sleepy and declared it was past my bedtime. It was 9:35 p.m.

    I made it to bed before 10:00 p.m., but the first time I woke up in the morning it was only 4:00 a.m. I'd shut the cats out of the room specifically so I could sleep in, but it was not to be.

    I got up and warmed a heating pack to try to ease the neck and shoulder pain that I've been fighting since my road trip. That and some ibuprofen bought me another 45 minutes of resting time, but I gave up and got up around 5:00 a.m.

    Now I'm starting to think that maybe I could squeeze in a little morning nap before I get ready for work. I guess it's worth a try.

    How are you handling the time change?

    Photo credit: Dowlesan

  • Average Jane Walks

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    Today was the fifth day in a row that I've walked five kilometers or more. On Saturday morning I walked the Lung Hill 5k at Liberty Memorial in memory of my mother, who died of lung cancer in 1998.

    I'm really starting to notice physical changes from all the walking, one of which is that I'm really tired. Or maybe that's just the time change. I'm also looking thinner and fitter, so that's a plus.

    I'm heading to bed before 10 p.m. tonight and I'm skipping walking tomorrow. Sometimes laziness is its own reward.

  • Average Jane, Ghost Hunter

    IMG_0151 Last night I spent the evening sitting in the dark in a Civil War-era home, surrounded by infrared cameras and digital voice recorders. It was part of a "Ghost Hunting 101" class put on by Kansas City-based Premiere Paranormal Researchers.

    My husband heard about the event on Facebook and I signed us up because he loves that kind of thing. My entire worldview revolves around skepticism, but I figured it would be interesting to see what the whole ghost hunting thing entailed.

    We all met in an outbuilding of the John Wornall House at 5:00 p.m. and the researchers gave a presentation about the various tools they use in their investigations. They're all hobbyists with an interest in ghosts and the supernatural, and they attempt to measure physical phenomena such as electromagnetic shifts, temperature changes, images visible on camera, and EVP, electronic voice phenomena, which seemed to be the basis of many of their "success stories."

    Here's Cassi, Mykala and Valerie, wearing their "Got Ghosts?" t-shirts.

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    They gave us a rundown of the history of the house, including the fact that the Battle of Westport during the Civil War was fought on the grounds and the house was used as a hospital.

    After the introduction, they set up all their equipment in various rooms of the house.

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    In addition to the three ghost hunters, we were part of a group of ten curious onlookers. We divided into three smaller groups and spent time sitting as quietly as possible in various rooms of the house, each accompanied by one of the researchers.

    You'll never believe what happened in the children's room upstairs! Well, maybe you will because nothing happened. That was supposed to be the most haunted room, even according to a couple of employees of the estate. We also sat in the other bedroom, the living room, the kitchen, and the upper level of the carriage house. Nada.

    Maybe ghosts are like fish and they get shy when you have too many chatty fishermen in the boat.

    A couple of the people at the event were rather fixated on the "orbs" you could see with the infrared camera, but it was easy to tell that they were just dust kicked up when someone moved around or the furnace kicked on.

    There was some interest in a blur that could be seen on camera in the kitchen, but it seemed to mostly correspond with when someone opened or closed the door. The electromagnetic readings in the kitchen were rather high, but electrical wiring was the most likely reason for that.

    I was neither surprised nor disappointed that we basically spent the whole evening in a warm, dark, quiet place. It was really rather peaceful. The brick walls of the house were a foot thick in every direction, so it was amazingly soundproofed. I wish my house were so silent.

    We wrapped up at about 10:30 p.m. and the evening was declared "quiet." Another couple we know had come with us, so we ended our evening with a hearty breakfast at IHOP.

    So for now my skeptic hat remains firmly on my head. I know lots of people have great ghost stories (heck, I thought the house where I grew up was pretty creepy), but I'm pretty sure most of them are the product of our own perceptions.

    But if you have a good, scary ghost story, I'd love to hear it.

  • Average Jane Is Still Mad at Her Third Grade Teacher

    Yesterday a stray memory surfaced, I tweeted about it, and then I discovered that I'm not the only person who is still burned up about something that happened to them in elementary school.

    Here's what I remember from that long-ago incident:

    We were taking a spelling test where the teacher read each word aloud and we had to write it down. I can't remember whether she used the words in a sentence or not, but we reached a word that she repeatedly pronounced "rule." As it turned out, the word was "rural" and I was extremely indignant that I'd missed it on the test because of her pronunciation. Apparently we were supposed to have reviewed the list of words in advance, so she thought I should have known "rural" was on the test. I'm sure I never reviewed the list because I was a good speller even then, but to this day I refuse to take the blame for missing the word on the test.

    So I told Twitter about it and inadvertently tapped into a groundswell of suppressed childhood anger.

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    No pressure, teachers, but it turns out you may be more memorable for your students than you thought–and not in a good way.

    If you've ever heard a kid exclaim, "It's not FAIR!" you can easily see why things like this stick with people. In elementary school, we're all starting to experience little glimpses of just how unfair life can be. The more surprised we were, the more we probably hold on to the memories.

    And then there's this:

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    Ah, memory. What a bizarre storage device we all have to work with.

  • Average Jane’s Unexpected Blog Visitors

    Doorbell One of my friends got famous this week. Nerdy Apple Bottom wrote an amazing post that has gotten the country's attention and garnered well over a million views and had more than 21,000 comments when I checked just now.

    What does that have to do with me? Well, since we're real-life book club buddies, Average Jane is one of the blogs on her blogroll. And it starts with "A." So I've been getting a ridiculous number of visitors that I wasn't prepared for.

    Seriously, it's like hundreds of people a day started showing up at my house while I was sitting in my bathrobe with dirty dishes piled all over the counters. Not to beat the metaphor to death, but I'm not really prepared to stash all the dishes in the oven and quickly change my clothes. My blog is what it is, so I hope you can find something enjoyable about it.

    As I wrote in my intro to last night's post, new visitors are best off just exploring the recipes. Thanksgiving is my highest trafficked time of year for a reason. Beyond that, I hope you like cats, home improvement, rock bands and social media, because that's pretty much what you'll find here.

    Thanks for stopping by!

    Photo credit: JKönig

  • Average Jane and Her Cats

    Yesterday I took two of the cats to the vet for their annual check-ups and vaccinations. One of those cats was Velvet, so she's not buying anything I'm selling today. Just look at her:

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    No, I will not let you weigh me, betrayer!

    However, I remembered that she'd weighed in at 10.8 pounds at the vet's office, so that means she's right where she was last week.

    Xena is down to 14.5 pounds, which is her lowest weight yet. She'd like you to admire her new physique:

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    Less photography, more petting!

    I got a shipment of Nulo food for the upstairs cats and I'm looking forward to watching them get as trim and shiny as Xena and Velvet.

    Disclosure: Nulo has generously provided free product and other benefits in exchange for my participation in the Nu Campaign to fight pet obesity. All of the opinions about the product are mine and not dictated in any way by the company.