Category: NaBloPoMo

  • Average Jane Catches A Stray Cat

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    For the first time since the summer of 2014, we have captured a cat that was hanging around some businesses and looked like it needed help. My husband is the one who spotted her (and the last one – he has a good eye for cats in distress). He had spent time the previous two nights trying to lure her with food and gain her trust, but she was understandably skittish.

    Tonight we bought a 50¢ can of cat food and went together to see what we could do. I actually brought my live trap, but she was relaxed enough that she let us both pet her while she was eating. When she was about halfway through the can of food, I scooped her up and put her in my car without incident.

    She wasn't thrilled with the car ride, but that just translated into some meowing. She actually climbed onto the seat and rode in the dog's elevated car seat most of the way home. 

    Once I pulled into the garage, I turned off the car and we petted her to make sure she was calm enough to catch again and bring into the house. Because the dog and the other cats are so nosy, I wanted to bring her in through the back basement door, so I put her into one of the cat carriers that was already in the garage.

    We set her up with a choice of cat beds, the rest of her can of food, some dry food, a bowl of water, and a litter box. 

    I have a pretty busy day tomorrow, but I'll squeeze in some time to take her to my vet to be scanned for a microchip. She is so friendly that she must be someone's pet, so I hope we can get her back to her family.

  • Average Jane Works from Home

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    Today, Dr. Jones and the other cats helped me work all day. I had a doctor's appointment in the morning and when I got to my office, there were no parking spaces in any of the lots. I decided that the universe wanted me to spend the day writing from my living room chair. 

    It was quiet and I got a lot of stuff done, despite the fact that the cats took turns being on my lap at all times.

    How do you feel about working remotely when you could be working in an office?

  • Average Jane Stays Home

    IMG_9293I had every intention of going to a board gaming convention tonight, but now that the time has arrived, I'm feeling inclined to stay home and just watch television until I get sleepy.

    There's a busy weekend ahead of me, as usual. Tomorrow I'm going to lunch with a friend, then to a "cats on mats" fundraiser for a local animal rescue group that involves adoptable cats roaming a yoga studio during a class. Once I take some of the cats back to PetSmart, I need to get ready for a gig with my new band.

    On Sunday I'm helping my dad with his bills, then going to lunch before heading to a local high school to see my niece perform in "Chicago." That evening we have friends coming over for dinner and I'm making mini pizzas.

    Speaking of mini pizzas, I'm trying a fun pizza-making technique I recently learned at a party where the theme was "cooking everything in a waffle iron." I was put in charge of waffle iron pizzas and it turns out that they make pretty great mini pizza crusts. You just cook the crust in the waffle iron until it's done, apply pizza sauce and toppings, and then stick them under the broiler for a couple of minutes. 

    How are you spending your weekend?

     

  • Average Jane Ponders Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving_cardDespite the fact that I have had a booklet of Thanksgiving recipes on my blog for years, it's applying to me less and less.

    Last year I did host Thanksgiving dinner at my house. Since I'm one step short of veg*n these days (eggs and honey are still on my list) and didn't feel like handling a raw turkey, I bought the majority of the traditional entrees pre-cooked and just heated them up. I made butternut squash ravioli and a few other non-traditional foods for me and my vegetarian aunt to enjoy. You'd think it would have been less effort than a regular feast meal, but it was still exhausting.

    This year I think I'm inclined to go to a restaurant instead. Today I had lunch at my favorite plant-based place and looked wistfully at their Thanksgiving advertisement on the table, but I know I'm going to end up picking at side dishes at a mainstream restaurant. I haven't pinned down where we'll go yet, but I already know I'm not in the mood to cook for two days so a handful of people can eat it all in 20 minutes.

    I wish it were acceptable to have Thanksgiving brunch and then free everyone to go their separate ways for dinner, but I suspect tradition is too ingrained for that.

    I'll figure something out.

  • Average Jane Watches TV

    Toby in the TV roomWhile we wait for Google Fiber to make it to our neighborhood, I went ahead and ditched my beloved TiVo in favor of the DVR that my cable company provides. I would have kept the TiVo forever, but it couldn't get on the same page with our cable service and I was tired of losing shows and channels. We never watch TV live, so it's a huge hassle when something randomly doesn't get recorded.

    Now that the fall TV season has kicked in, we're barely keeping up with the shows we watch. On this year's list:

    • Ash vs. Evil Dead (I absolutely love it already, only two shows in)    
    • Marvel's Agents of Shield (better than ever)
    • Grimm (so far, so good for this season)
    • Heroes Reborn (I'm cautiously optimistic)
    • Gotham (I was starting to give up last season, but it's roared back with a vengeance)
    • Sleepy Hollow (keeping my fingers crossed)
    • The Walking Dead (love it) and The Talking Dead (ditto)
    • I, Zombie (still quirky and fun)
    • The Librarians (yep)

    So you might notice a certain theme here. Basically, if it can happen in real life, I'm not interested in watching it. The one fantasy show I did finally ditch is Once Upon A Time. My husband still watches it, but I gave up on it last year for good.

    Anything great I'm missing? Not that I have time for more, but I could always pick it up via Netflix over the holidays.

  • And Thus Did Average Jane Complete the Cycle

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    Look at that filthy little face.

    Over the weekend Toby and I had a nice four-mile walk, which made him extra stinky (not that he wasn't stinky before). The next day I took his bedding to the laundromat, which meant that the dog himself needed to be destinkified next.

    We don't have a bathtub or a utility sink in our house, so the dog becomes an unwilling accessory to my own shower when he needs to be washed. His shampoo sits on the shelf in the shower next to my Dr. Bronner's combination bathtime reading material and soap.

    Current dog status: refreshingly lemony.

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  • Average Jane Goes Out for the Evening

    As someone who regularly performs with a band, you'd think I'd be steeped in nightlife, but that's not actually the case. When I'm singing, it's all work and when I have a weekend night off, a lot of times I spend it at home or doing something low-key like going out to a restaurant.

    Last night I got together with some friends and went to First Fridays for the first time in quite a while. It's getting a little cool out, so there were fewer bands playing than usual, but there were plenty of galleries open.

    I'm not usually a big shopper at First Fridays, but I made an exception this time. One of the galleries featured a holiday market with artists from an old workplace of mine. I bought four small skull prints from the 52 Skulls project that artist Michael Schultz is working on this year. 

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    I also bought a beautiful handwoven and hand-painted scarf from Wrinkle in Time Weaving because I couldn't take my eyes off it and I decided I needed a new accessory for fall and winter.

    Last but not least, I ran across Madi Apparel for the first time. I loved their "buy one, donate one" model, so I bought something from them as well. 

    Aside from all the not-buying-Christmas-gifts-but-instead-getting-myself-stuff, I explored numerous galleries with my friends and saw a lot of beautiful and thought-provoking art. This painting by Jessie Fisher was one of my favorites.

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    Once we'd had our fill of galleries, we strolled by the food trucks lined up on the street and I got a very satisfactory hummus and falafel sandwich. We ended the evening at Thou Mayest, which is a coffee shop and a bar, and one of my favorite hangouts in Kansas City. Because I am decidedly on Team Coffee, even at night, I had a Mason jar full of Ethiopian coffee and a cherry tart to finish my evening meal.

    I got home by about 9:30 (not too far past the dog's supper time) and went to bed at my usual time. So maybe "nightlife" is overstating things, but it was fun to go out and do something different.

  • Average Jane Tidies Up

    I am all in for Marie Kondo's "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing." I don't spend a huge amount of time at home, but I have gotten a good head start on putting her advice to work. I'm hoping to apply it to every category of possession I own by next spring.

    WardrobeIt started when I bought a huge IKEA wardrobe from some friends who were moving out of state. I have a very small room in my house that was originally a bedroom before previous homeowners took over some of its square footage to make our main bathroom larger. Now I use it as a dressing room. Until I got the wardrobe, I kept my clothes in an antique dresser and on a metal clothes rack. I also had a big, wooden shelving unit where I kept books, board games and miscellaneous stuff. 

    When I started the clothing purge, I gathered every garment I owned from every part of the house and piled them on the floor. When all was said and done, I got rid of seven huge trash bags full of clothes, two bags of games, two big boxes of books (the serious book purge is still to come) and quite a few other random objects that I'd been keeping for no good reason. After a clothing exchange with friends, the number of bags of clothing I ended up dropping at Goodwill grew to ten. That was several months ago and already I've identified a few survivors of the cull that could stand to go.

    Even before the clothing purge, I selected thirty t-shirts whose designs I enjoyed despite the fact that I no longer wore them for various reasons and had them made into a t-shirt quilt. I'll save that story for another post, but it was a great way to get a head start on the whole project.

    Once I had the wardrobe set up in my dressing room (which I left to a service that does that kind of thing because it was huge and there was no way I could reassemble it on my own), I learned a bunch of cool folding techniques designed to make clothes as compact and wrinkle-free as possible. The only drawback has been that I don't really have a convenient spot in my house for folding clothes, so I have gotten to the point where I don't put my laundry away as promptly as I should. But when I do, the results are pretty impressive.

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    ClosetroomBest of all, it's taken my dressing room from a place that was just stuffed with stuff to a room I can actually decorate and enjoy. I've framed and put up a bunch of artwork that had been languishing all over the house and I really like the atmosphere of the room.

    The only thing the room still needs is for me to install a new ceiling light fixture. The old one was in the way of the wardrobe, so I took it down. The new one is a pendant light that I'm going to swing out of the way and treat as a swag lamp with a strategically-placed ceiling hook. I just need to bring in the ladder and take a few minutes to get it done.

    Next on the agenda is probably my pantry closet in our TV room. It's gotten out of control and I know I can live without a lot of the stuff in there. (Ice shaver? Nope, I don't need it.)

    After that, I'll tackle kitchen drawers and cupboards, and my home office, which was looking pretty good for a while last year but has descended back into chaos. The basement and garage will get their turn as well.

    Have you done any Kondo-ing of you house? What did you think?

  • Average Jane’s Insomnia

    I'm usually a really good sleeper, but last night I think I tempted fate with too weird a combination of dinner foods and drinks, so I ended up waking up around 3:00 a.m.

    I wish I could say I'm the kind of person who gets up and does something productive with her sleeplessness, but instead I played The Secret Society on my iPad for about an hour with the dog sitting beside me, and then went back to sleep.

    Toby was nice enough to delay his usual breakfast time a full hour until 6:00 a.m., so at least I got in a solid couple hours of sleep before I had to get up to feed him. I slept another hour after that as well.

    Tonight I expect to be sound asleep by 10:00 p.m. no matter how much coffee I drink today (and it's going to be a lot).