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  • Frighteningly Forgetful Average Jane

    You might think I haven’t posted for two days because Typepad has been having problems.  Nope, I’m just really, really distracted this week.

    Seriously, I’m in the "I’d forget my head if it weren’t attached to my body" category.  Here are some of the things I’ve let slip through the cracks in the past few days (besides the blog):

    • I went two days without my cell phone because I took it out of my purse on Tuesday night and never thought to find it and pick it up again.  Well, luckily there were no emergencies though, right?  Uh, no.  I came out of the grocery store last night to find that I had a flat tire.  I didn’t have change for the pay phone (did you know pay phone calls cost 50 cents now?!), so I had to go back into the store and get change for a dollar.  I’m glad I had a dollar.
    • On Wednesday, I conducted the first board meeting of my Soroptimist Club since I became president.  I remembered to bring copies of the agenda.  I forgot my gavel.
    • Yesterday, I left the office to go to my vocal lesson and didn’t realize until I was 10 miles away that I’d forgotten my purse.  I had to go back to the office after 7:00 p.m. and retrieve my purse from my desk drawer so I could shop for groceries and baby gifts.

    As you can imagine, my work habits have been similarly scattered.  Today, I found myself ping-ponging back and forth between two projects that needed to be completed.  I’d work for a few minutes on one, then get distracted by some aspect of the other and work on it for a while.  I finally got both of them finished, but it would have been a lot more efficient to work on them one at a time.

    Now I have the flat tire fiasco to deal with.  My cute little Honda Insight has teeny-tiny tires that no normal tire store carries.  The flat is a rear tire, which is partially obscured by the wheel cover panels.  I am disinclined to try to take the tire off (remember, my car’s in a grocery store parking lot), but I’m not sure that towing the car is the way to go either.  I’m going to call the service department of the closest Honda dealer as soon as they open and see what they recommend.

    That’s all for today.  Have a great Friday and an even better weekend.

  • Average Jane Plans for BlogHer

    I’ve officially started my Countdown to BlogHer.  I’ll arriving in San Jose on Thursday, July 27th around 1:00 p.m. and my goal is to spend the rest of the day hanging out with every blogger I can find.

    Taking my cue from Alice, I want to know if you will be there and if you’ll say "hi" to me.  I promise I’ll wear my Average Jane shirt the first day so I’ll be easier to recognize.  Actually, these days I look more like my caricature than I have in years.  Well, my hair does anyway – I’m not quite that skinny, though.

    After the first day, you’ll have to look for me by the hair and name badge.  I only have the one shirt and if I play my cards right I’ll have spilled a drink on it by the time I go to bed on Thursday night.

  • Average Jane’s Skewed Schedule

    I’ve had seven days off work out of the last nine days.  In that time, I’ve managed to revert to my preferred daily schedule, which involves staying up well past midnight and sleeping until late morning.

    Over the last three days, I’ve been to a midnight movie, had dinner at
    Denny’s after the bars closed (my husband had a gig – I wasn’t just
    randomly bar hopping), and stayed up until 1:00 a.m. catching up on
    episodes of "Deadwood."  Breakfast:  noon or later each day.  It’s been lovely.

    Years ago, I worked a 3:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. shift at a printing company.  Because my husband was a musician who kept similar hours, we’d stay up most of every night.  It wasn’t unusual to find us grocery shopping at 2:00 a.m. or later. 

    The job didn’t involve any face-to-face contact with the public, so I’d often roll out of bed at 2:30 or 3:00 p.m., throw on whatever clothes were handy, and head to the office without even bothering to brush my hair.  Good times.

    As I’m yawning my way through this post at 7:00 a.m. (when I should be getting dressed and, yes, fixing my hair), I sure wish I could have stayed in bed until at least nine or ten.  I’d be perfectly okay with another noon-ish breakfast, followed by lunch at around 5:30 or so and dinner at 10.

    Unfortunately, I can’t avoid the reality that I’ll be at my desk by 8:00 a.m. all this week, and at my dad’s seminar by 7:30 a.m. every day next week.

    I wonder what it would be like to not have to follow any kind of regular schedule.  I suppose I got a taste of it when I was self-employed, but I still ended up working at relatively standard times except when I didn’t have any work to do at all.  Unless I win the lottery (which is highly unlikely, seeing as I never buy lottery tickets), I doubt I’ll ever find out.

    What’s your daily schedule?  Do you like it or wish you could have a different routine?

  • It’s Average Jane’s Birthday Again Already

    I began today’s birthday celebration at a 12:01 a.m. showing of the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie.  My husband and I were watching random TV shows all evening when a commercial for the movie came on at about 11:25.  He said, "I can’t wait to see that."

    I mentioned that I’d heard there would be midnight showings, so I checked out our theater’s website and, sure enough, it showed a whole slew of them.  "Get your shoes on and we’ll leave now," I told him.

    Thus, we found ourselves in a rowdy theater crowd just past the stroke of midnight.  I loved that we saw several dozen theatergoers dressed as pirates.  During the previews, every time an R-rated movie trailer appeared, patrons all throughout the theater yelled, "Arrrr!"

    We heard a few people mocking those in costume, but I’d never do that.  As I told my husband, "Let she who has never attended a ‘Star Wars’ premiere dressed as a female version of Han Solo cast the first stone."  Yeah, that’s right.  My geek cred is solid.

    The movie was…okay.  There was lots of action, good special effects, etc.  It could have been 45 minutes shorter and I don’t think we’d have missed anything.  Still, I thought it was an enjoyable way to mark the beginning of my birthday.

    I suppose I’ll turn in relatively soon (it’s past 3:30 a.m. now) and try to sleep a bit.  I have a birthday lunch with friends scheduled for 12:30 and dinner reservations at my favorite steak place at 6:30.  In between, I’ll spend the day wireframing a website, ordering a set of girly-styled shirts to wear at my dad’s upcoming seminar, and perhaps writing some more song lyrics.

    I spent much of the last year really struggling with the idea of getting older, but now I feel comfortable with it again. Nobody can tell me I’m too old to wear rock t-shirts, sing in a heavy metal band, do cartwheels in my yard, or anything else I feel like doing. 

    My age doesn’t mean anything at all.  I’m me, I do what I do, and that’s how it is and how it’s going to be.  Now that that decision is out of the way, look out!

  • Average Jane Links You Away

    I slept a little later than I should have today, so here are some links to more entertaining things on other sites:

    • I must have this t-shirt that reads, "The Sun is Trying to Kill Me."  There’s a guy version, too.  It would go a long way toward explaining my deathly pallor.  So far, it looks like it’s going to be another indoor summer for me.  I can’t even remember the last time I went to a swimming pool.
    • Here’s a good article with tips for Overcoming Procrastination.
    • Pop Culture Junk Mail is a site I just dug out of my del.icio.us list and plopped into my blogroll to make sure I don’t forget it.  It’s very random, yet entertaining.

    That’s all for today, folks.  Enjoy your Thursday (it’s my Friday).

  • Average Jane’s 4th

    I don’t have much to report regarding our Independence Day celebrations.  We went to breakfast at about 11:30 a.m. and then I worked for my dad for a couple of hours.  After I got home, my husband and I ran some errands, had a late lunch and watched "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" on DVD.  (It was really good, too.  I wish I hadn’t listened to the critics – I’d have seen it sooner.)

    We’d planned to see "Superman Returns," but the showing we wanted was sold out and we didn’t feel like waiting around.  We’ll probably see it next weekend and save the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" for the following weekend.

    After the DVD ended, I decided I felt like watching some fireworks.  It was just a whim, really, but I looked up local displays online and chose one about 20 minutes away.  When we got near the town, there were cars parked along the highway starting several miles out.  We pulled into a parking lot and quickly realized that we could barely see the fireworks from where we were.

    By then, I was over the whole fireworks wild hare, so we left and just enjoyed whatever random fireworks we spotted on the drive home.  Next year, we’ll plan ahead.

    Once we got home, we got sucked into one movie after another on TV and I finally went to bed at 2:00 a.m.  Thank goodness I bought some Red Bull over the weekend.  I think I might drink one now.

    So that’s my lame finish to the weekend.  The good news:  I only work two days this week!

    What did the rest of you folks in the U.S. do with your holiday yesterday?

  • Average Jane, Misrepresented

    Yesterday, I learned that my husband is failing to keep his weird sense of humor in check and probably freaked out G, our new guitarist.

    On Sunday, while we were having our marathon recording session, I noticed our tabletop mist fountain (which looks sort of like this) sitting on my desk, empty.  On a whim, I took it downstairs, rinsed it out, filled it with water, plugged it in and set it on the kitchen counter.

    When hubby and G came downstairs, G asked what it was, apparently never having seen one before.

    In reply, my husband popped off with, "Oh, didn’t you know?  Jane is a white witch and she uses it for her spells."

    WTF?!?

    My husband tells me this story as if it’s sidesplittingly funny and all I can think is, "Why would you tell someone something like that?"

    I said, "I hope you told him you were kidding."

    He said he did, but his tone made me wonder if he’d made himself perfectly clear.

    I guess the silver lining is that he didn’t cast me as a black magic practitioner.  Even so, why would he say something so odd to someone who doesn’t know me very well yet?  Sigh.  I just don’t know what to do with that man sometimes…

  • Weekend Fun With Average Jane

    The best part of this story is that the weekend is still going on!  I have today off (probably because our company knew it was fruitless to try to get everyone back into the office for one day before a holiday) and tomorrow, too.

    Right now I’m trying to figure out why I’m up so dreadfully early.  I went to bed around 2:00 a.m., so it’s just plain wrong that I’m awake five-and-a-half hours later.  Maybe I can work in a nap this afternoon.

    I’ve been enjoying my free time so far.  On Friday I babysat my niece and sleeping nephew until about 11:00 p.m., then returned home and watched an awesome vocal instruction DVD called The Zen of Screaming.  I’ll definitely be using it as an adjunct to my live weekly vocal instruction.

    On Saturday, the hubby and I got up late, went to breakfast and ran errands all afternoon.  I took a brief nap and then went to a party while he stayed behind and worked on loading drum samples into his computer.  Yeah, he’s not much of a partier.

    On Sunday, we went to breakfast around 12:30 p.m. (are you sensing a pattern here?) and then tidied up the house in preparation for an all-day recording session.  I wrote the lyrics to a new song called "Predator," about that gut feeling you get when you meet someone who makes you uneasy.

    We recorded for about eight hours and got five songs down pretty well, except for bass.  We don’t have a bass player yet, so our guitarist will probably play the bass tracks for now.

    I need to write lyrics for that fifth song, but I have some ideas for the melody already, so that shouldn’t be a problem.  After that, I’ll have two songs left to write of the original seven, and our guitarist – let’s call him "G" – brought me recordings of four more new songs yesterday.

    At the rate we’re going, it looks as though we’ll easily have an album’s worth of material recorded and mastered by the end of the summer.  If we can find a bass player and a rhythm guitarist, we ought to be out performing by the fall.  I should start honing my stage moves in front of the mirror!

    Today I’m planning on shopping for garden decor with my sister and I think we’ll probably catch a movie.  I had to promise my husband we’d take him along if we decided to see "Superman."

    But first, I’ve been craving an iced mocha from Starbucks since yesterday afternoon.  Because dairy and singing don’t mix, I gave it a pass then, but there’s nothing stopping me from having a morning treat now.  I’m off to caffeinate myself.  Have a great Monday!

  • Average Jane Needs A Break

    This has been one of those weeks that makes me wish I could ditch the role of responsible adult and go back to the blissful ignorance of childhood. 

    It all started when I realized that my bills for this part of the month were playing "beat the clock" with my payday (today), and the bills were winning.  I had already used up all my overdraft protection before I got the notice that my car payment was being debited.  I had to race to the credit union and deposit my lunch money just to keep afloat.

    It’s all well and good that I’m being paid today, but since I’m already $500 in the hole and the bills are still coming in, I don’t think the money’s going to go very far.  As a special bonus, I also need to pay my annual car licensing and registration in July, as well as get a new driver’s license.  Sigh.

    I found out this week that I’ll be needing some minor surgery.  I put it off until August because July is just too activity-packed, but that just gives me more time to worry about it.  The helpful, illustrated pamphlets from the doctor’s office that were supposed to make me well-informed and ease my mind ended up freaking me out instead.  See "blissful ignorance" above.

    My last medical experience taught me that I’ll need to call my insurance company in advance and make extra sure everything is covered (as much as possible).  I’m still expecting plenty of out-of-pocket expenses.  Well, at least I have insurance.  Things could always be worse.

    The last straw came yesterday when I got a notice from the IRS that there was a discrepancy on my 2004 taxes and I need to pay them an additional $1,200+.  My first reaction:  Ha ha!  Get in line, IRS!  At this point, they might as well be asking for $1.2 million dollars, seeing as my bills and debts consistently outstrip my income.

    The good news is that I think I know what the problem is with the taxes.  For the company in question, I started out as an independent contractor and went to full-time employee status mid-year.  The IRS is saying I only reported about half the income that the company reported, and that’s probably because the other half shows up as 1099 income, which isn’t itemized on the return.  At least I hope so.  I’m turning the whole thing over to my accountant the minute she gets in today.

    I have a four-day weekend starting tomorrow and I plan to just shut off the portion of my brain that deals with all of this other crap until work starts back up on Wednesday.  I’m going to play with my niece and nephew, write songs, sing, goof around in the kitchen, read, watch TV, lie on a blanket and watch fireworks, and basically party like it’s 1983.  (Except that it’ll be legal for me to drink and I won’t be such a fashion "don’t.")

    Now, to make it through one more workday…

  • Four-eyed Average Jane

    Today I decided it was time I wore my new glasses to work.  They’re really quite cute.  Note the zebra striping on the inside of the stems.  There’s also an orange tiger-stripe pattern on the inside of the main portion of the frame.  The lady at the optical shop referred to the hidden patterns as "a party in the back," which immediately caused me to dub these my "mullet glasses."

    The hard part about getting ready without having my contact lenses in is that I have no idea how to put on makeup when I can’t see.  I couldn’t get close enough to the mirror to put on mascara or eye liner effectively, so I’m just hoping nobody peers through my glasses that closely.

    I’ve been wearing contact lenses since the 7th grade, so it’s really weird for me to do the glasses thing, even on a lark.  I’ve learned the hard way that my tender eyeballs can’t take being around cigarette smoke or, heaven forbid, chopped onions while I’m wearing my glasses.  Fortunately, I have no plans to drink at a bar or cook anything today.

    With my glasses on and my hair in a pony tail, I feel like I’m sporting my secret superhero identity.  Unfortunately, no super powers are associated with my unruly hair and more visible eyes when I cast off the disguise.