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  • Average Jane Regretfully Declines to Play

    PokemongoPokémon GO is a full-fledged phenomenon already, but from the instant I heard about it, I knew two things:

    1. I really, really want to play it.
    2. There is no way that I am ever downloading that app.

    I'm not resisting for any of the reasons you may have seen in those snarky memes about being an adult. No, it's because I know that deep down, I still have the easily-obsessed brain of a ten-year-old.

    I've come to this decision before when a game sounds far too compelling. It's why I chose never to start playing The Sims, which also sounded like it had the potential to insert itself into my life and push out other things I should be doing instead.

    Make no mistake, it's not as though I haven't accidentally gotten myself into time-sucking games. Last year I played far too many hours of one of those "hidden object" game apps. I finally deleted it one day when I realized it was feeling more like an obligation than something fun to do. See also: Candy Crush.

    One game I do like and play every day (for literally five minutes or less) is Neko Atsume. I appreciate its built-in limits on gameplay requirements and I like seeing the cute cats. Before I go to work, I feed the cats and switch out their goodies. If I remember, I check back to see any cats that have arrived. If I'm not too tired before I go to bed, I repeat the process and input the word of the day. I only play on my iPad at home, so there's no temptation to check in using my phone.

    Limits are also why I like tabletop board games (limits and the social aspect, obviously). Even an afternoon-long game of Battlestar Galactica still comes to an end eventually, unlike many app games which are designed keep you playing and playing even when you have other obligations. 

    And because I'm not playing Pokémon GO, I even found the time the write a blog post. How about that?

  • Update from Average Jane’s House of Cats

    Back in 2010, we got a cute little tabby kitten named Dr. Jones. He lived up in our recording studio with his friend and surrogate mom figure, Trillian. This is a photo of them snuggling on my desk.

    Joneskitten_trillian

    They've long since moved into the main part of the house. This is how I spotted them snuggling on a living room chair today. Dr. Jones has certainly gotten larger, hasn't he? And yet, Trillian is still the "big spoon."

    Jones_trillian_snuggle

  • Average Jane Is Falling Apart

    CelesteOne of the delights of getting older (she said sarcastically) is discovering new ways in which your body can break down on you.

    My current experience is a prime example. Over the past couple of weeks, my jaw had been so tightly clenched that it was giving me headaches and an earache on the side that was the most affected. It took a massage and a trip to the chiropractor to set it right.

    Apparently, all the clenching and grinding of my teeth caused the filling in one of my back molars to come loose and then come out. Now that I think back, I can say with reasonable assurance that it happened on Friday night while I was eating pizza with my nephew.

    I didn't really start to notice that there was a problem until the next morning, when I discovered that heat, cold and sweets made it really twinge. At first I thought I'd cracked my tooth, but a look in the mirror revealed the actual problem.

    Of course, there's nothing you can really do about something like that over a weekend. I called my dentist's office and left a message, so I'm hoping I can get an appointment on Monday to get fixed back up.  They'd listed an emergency number on the voicemail greeting, but I wouldn't call this an emergency. It's inconvenient and I'm getting tired of chewing everything on the other side, but I'll survive just fine until they can squeeze me in for a new filling.

    If you need me, I'll be over here half-enjoying a meal of something soft and lukewarm.

     

  • Average Jane’s Aging House

    Today I had the alarm company come out because the keypad that we use 99% of the time to turn the alarm on and off was getting really difficult to press. Our system dates back to when the company was still Brinks. Now it's ADT and I understand the company was just acquired by another alarm company, so we'll see where that all ends up.

    The upshot of my conversation with the service guy is that our system is ancient (we had it put in around 1997) and there are no replacement keypads to be had. Because we had another rarely-used keypad in a different part of the house, he recommended that we just swap them. He also offered to clean out the bad one as much as possible to make it more functional.

    That all worked out pretty well and now we have an almost-new keypad in the kitchen (seriously, it still has the plastic film over the display after all these years) and a better-than-it-was version upstairs. Best of all, the service call was free.

    Once that remedy exhausts itself, it'll be time to have a new alarm system installed.

    Because we've lived in this house for almost 21 years, I'm finding more and more things like that keypad that either need to be fixed now or will soon.

    The hot water heater is a shining example. I'm pretty sure we bought it a year or two before the alarm system, which makes it super old for a hot water heater. I'm sure it's part of the reason all our faucet aerators are choked with tiny mineral pebbles. Yet, it still heats the water and sends it to the sinks and shower in a reasonable amount of time, so I'm not going to get ahead of myself.

    Then there's the washing machine. I've been threatening to replace it for years because it not only deposits clumps of lint randomly all over our clean clothes, but it's now rusting inside, which means it will leave rust spots on light-colored clothing unless you remove the loads immediately after the last spin cycle concludes.

    I'm not completely neglectful of our home maintenance. We just had the guttering on the back of the house replaced and the downspouts relocated to where they won't send water directly into the garage and basement every time it rains. That's been a problem for years and I'm almost looking forward to our next rainstorm to see if it did the trick.

    My first priority in the next six years or so is to get the house paid off. Without a mortgage payment, I'll be able to afford lots of different home repairs and improvements. In the meantime, the to-do list can just keep growing.

  • Average Jane’s Blog is 4,381 Days Old

    ChampagneYesterday was the twelfth anniversary of my starting this blog. The fact that I couldn't be arsed to write a post that day probably tells you everything you need to know about my current dedication to blogging.

    I'm not shutting down the blog any time in the foreseeable future, but it's clear that my personal blogging era has come and gone. I'm also probably through with blogging conferences, but I won't say that for sure because they're still a great reason to go see my bloggy friends.

    Even if I only post once in a great while, the fact remains that blogging has had an enormous impact on my life. It's introduced me to people all over the world who are wonderful and fascinating and nice. It's taken me to places I would never have visited otherwise. It's the reason I'm part of many of the social media groups where I spend most of my time now.

    So here's to Average Jane, the blog and the social media persona that has served me so well. Let's see if my 13th year holds some interesting new luck.

    Photo credit: dpotera

  • Average Jane Forgets Her Past

    For Throwback Thursday, one of my Facebook friends that I've known since kindergarten posted this photo and tagged me in it:

    Elementary_school

    I'll be honest: it took me a while to figure out which girl was me.

    Celeste

    I'd forgotten how much of an influence Laverne & Shirley had on my personal style back then. Yes, that's a cursive letter "C" sewn to my shirt. (Also, I had a cat named Boo Boo Kitty. I really, really liked that show.)

    Judging by how dark my hair is, this was probably sixth or seventh grade. Almost everyone in the photo went to elementary school together and stayed in the same school district through graduation.

    I think this was my friend's birthday party, but I have absolutely no memory of ever attending a party with (gasp!) both boys and girls. My position at the back of the pack was pretty indicative of my social status and shyness, although most of the people in the photo were my best school friends.

    It was quite the blast from the past to see this because it brought up memories I didn't even know I had in the dusty corners of my brain.

    Do you remember your school days clearly or are they a dim memory for you? 

  • Average Jane Stays Home

    IMG_9293I had every intention of going to a board gaming convention tonight, but now that the time has arrived, I'm feeling inclined to stay home and just watch television until I get sleepy.

    There's a busy weekend ahead of me, as usual. Tomorrow I'm going to lunch with a friend, then to a "cats on mats" fundraiser for a local animal rescue group that involves adoptable cats roaming a yoga studio during a class. Once I take some of the cats back to PetSmart, I need to get ready for a gig with my new band.

    On Sunday I'm helping my dad with his bills, then going to lunch before heading to a local high school to see my niece perform in "Chicago." That evening we have friends coming over for dinner and I'm making mini pizzas.

    Speaking of mini pizzas, I'm trying a fun pizza-making technique I recently learned at a party where the theme was "cooking everything in a waffle iron." I was put in charge of waffle iron pizzas and it turns out that they make pretty great mini pizza crusts. You just cook the crust in the waffle iron until it's done, apply pizza sauce and toppings, and then stick them under the broiler for a couple of minutes. 

    How are you spending your weekend?

     

  • Average Jane Ponders Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving_cardDespite the fact that I have had a booklet of Thanksgiving recipes on my blog for years, it's applying to me less and less.

    Last year I did host Thanksgiving dinner at my house. Since I'm one step short of veg*n these days (eggs and honey are still on my list) and didn't feel like handling a raw turkey, I bought the majority of the traditional entrees pre-cooked and just heated them up. I made butternut squash ravioli and a few other non-traditional foods for me and my vegetarian aunt to enjoy. You'd think it would have been less effort than a regular feast meal, but it was still exhausting.

    This year I think I'm inclined to go to a restaurant instead. Today I had lunch at my favorite plant-based place and looked wistfully at their Thanksgiving advertisement on the table, but I know I'm going to end up picking at side dishes at a mainstream restaurant. I haven't pinned down where we'll go yet, but I already know I'm not in the mood to cook for two days so a handful of people can eat it all in 20 minutes.

    I wish it were acceptable to have Thanksgiving brunch and then free everyone to go their separate ways for dinner, but I suspect tradition is too ingrained for that.

    I'll figure something out.

  • Average Jane Watches TV

    Toby in the TV roomWhile we wait for Google Fiber to make it to our neighborhood, I went ahead and ditched my beloved TiVo in favor of the DVR that my cable company provides. I would have kept the TiVo forever, but it couldn't get on the same page with our cable service and I was tired of losing shows and channels. We never watch TV live, so it's a huge hassle when something randomly doesn't get recorded.

    Now that the fall TV season has kicked in, we're barely keeping up with the shows we watch. On this year's list:

    • Ash vs. Evil Dead (I absolutely love it already, only two shows in)    
    • Marvel's Agents of Shield (better than ever)
    • Grimm (so far, so good for this season)
    • Heroes Reborn (I'm cautiously optimistic)
    • Gotham (I was starting to give up last season, but it's roared back with a vengeance)
    • Sleepy Hollow (keeping my fingers crossed)
    • The Walking Dead (love it) and The Talking Dead (ditto)
    • I, Zombie (still quirky and fun)
    • The Librarians (yep)

    So you might notice a certain theme here. Basically, if it can happen in real life, I'm not interested in watching it. The one fantasy show I did finally ditch is Once Upon A Time. My husband still watches it, but I gave up on it last year for good.

    Anything great I'm missing? Not that I have time for more, but I could always pick it up via Netflix over the holidays.