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  • Average Jane’s Photo Mosaic

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    The concept:
    1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
    2. Using only the first page of results, and pick one image.
    3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.

    The questions:
    1. What is your first name?
    2. What is your favorite food? right now?
    3. What high school did you go to?
    4. What is your favorite color?
    5. Who is your celebrity crush?
    6. What is your favorite drink?
    7. What is your dream vacation?
    8. What is your favorite dessert?
    9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
    10. What do you love most in life?
    11. What is one word that describes you?
    12. What is your flickr name?

    I stole this from Schmutzie. It’s fun! I recommend that you play along.

  • Average Jane Shares the Blog Love

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    I received this award from both Liz and Suzanne, so it’s time I passed it along. It hasn’t been that long since I did a similar award, so this time I’m going to pick a new group for recognition.

    As before, I’m going to mention my blog feed total, which now stands at 686. This obviously means that I’ll be leaving a lot of great blogs off the list.

    In no particular order, here are some bloggers I love to read:
    Monkey in a Suit

    Schmutzie
    and her husband, The Palinode
    Mocha Momma
    Joolie
    Sarcastic Mom
    Laurie Ruettimann

    Miss Zoot

    Pesky’Apostrophe

    Grace Davis

    M. Giant

    Eden Kennedy

    Okay, that’s more than ten, so I’ll stop now. I just have so many wonderful blogs in my feed reader. Check out the whole list sometime.

    One of these days, I’ll have to do lists of the great cartoonists, artists, business bloggers, cooking bloggers, photographers, political bloggers, etc. that I read regularly.

    Now go nominate some of your favorites!

  • Average Jane Keeps Busy

    A belated thank you to everyone who attended the first KC Tweetup on Friday. Despite spending most of my time encouraging people to eat and avoiding the heat of the roof garden, I had a great time and enjoyed meeting everyone.  Best of all, I gained a zillion (okay, maybe 20) new local  followers, which means I can now Twitter-spam you all each time my band plays. (Just kidding. But not.)

    Since I made it home by 10 p.m., I managed to catch the "Lost" season finale with my husband before bedtime. Wow, talk about generating more questions than answers. I’m looking forward to January when the new season starts.

    On Saturday, I started out the morning at yoga class. After that, I picked up two foster dogs and took them to The Animal Rescue Alliance tent at the Kansas City Gay Pride Festival. It was crazy hot, but I hung out until after 2, putting out brochures, walking dogs, etc. We had two adult cats and four kittens that were obviously uncomfortably hot even in the shade, so we’d take turns misting them with water or wiping them with damp paper towels. And yet, no one went for the obvious quip…

    I put in more animal volunteer time on Sunday, working the cat recovery room at Spay & Neuter Kansas City. It’s kitten season, so it was quite busy. It’s also flea and tick season, and I felt rather crawly afterward.

    Band practice on Sunday night went well and it looks like we’re on track to have 20-30 songs ready by our annual backyard party in mid-June. I hope we can start booking gigs by the end of June.

    So that’s everything that’s happened to me in the last few days. I’m sorry I’ve been such a blogging slacker, but Twitter gets the bulk of my random daily observations these days and I always feel disinclined to repeat them on the blog, even though there’s only partial overlap between the audiences. I’ll do better, I promise!

    So how was your weekend? Did you get to do anything fun?

  • Average Jane Plays Catch-Up

    As much as I enjoyed my four-day weekend, it’s put me a bit behind at work. Apparently my subconscious is very concerned about it, judging by the dreams I was having when I woke up, which included:

    • Missing the school bus,
    • Realizing I’d been inadvertently skipping a class in school, and
    • Playing hooky at the lake during a school day and feeling guilty about it.

    I’m thinking it would be a good idea for me to get into the office early today.

  • Average Jane Likes Twitter

    Have you tried Twitter yet? If you don’t know what it is, it’s "microblogging," where you get 140 characters per post to answer the question, "What are you doing?"

    I know, it doesn’t sound all that appealing at first. It also sounds like it could be incredibly time-consuming, which is why I hesitated to join for quite some time. I ended up signing up right around SXSWi this year and was immediately consumed with jealousy that so many Twitter users were there and having a great time while I was at home (sick, actually, so I wouldn’t have enjoyed myself there anyway).

    The way Twitter works is that you follow the posts, or "Tweets," of people of interest. In my case, that includes people I know, people whose blogs I read, and miscellaneous bloggers and celebrities I think might be interesting, like @MCHammer and @LeoLaporte, for instance. There are also companies online, like @southwestair. Twitter users you follow can choose to follow you or not. Right now I am following 142 people and I have 152 followers.

    You can post your own Tweets about whatever crosses your mind and also respond publicly or privately (when it’s working properly) to other Twitter users by addressing your response to the person’s user name with the "@" sign in front of it.

    It’s basically like broadcasting an instant message to a select group of people and it allows for interactions that would never take place any other way.

    For example, I recently Tweeted that I was looking for someone to go to lunch with. @cadykansas, whom I had met only once before in real life, responded and we ended up meeting up and having a very nice lunch and chat. (Admittedly, the next time I tried that lunch companion recruiting tactic it didn’t pan out.)

    Just this weekend, @deew27 Tweeted that she had an extra Wii that she wanted to sell. I went and picked it up from her on Sunday.

    This coming Friday, there’s a Tweetup planned in Kansas City with @QueenofSpain. I watched the planning process bounce around on Twitter until eventually it transpired that the event will be held at my company’s office. If you live in Kansas City and want to meet Erin Kotecki-Vest, let me know and I’ll pass along the details. Oh, and be sure to sign up with Twitter so you don’t miss these things in the future!

    Twitter is not without its drawbacks. It crashes…a lot. Its functionality has been reduced for days now, and you never know when it might be down completely. There’s also been an issue with their enforcement of their Terms of Service.

    Still, it’s a cool way to communicate online and I hope they manage to work out the bugs as they become more and more popular. If you belong or you end up joining, add me! I’m @average_jane.

  • Average Jane in the Garden

    This weekend I’ve weeded, planted, mulched, lopped, pruned and hauled branches. Here’s some of the result:

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  • Average Jane Has Four Glorious Days Off

    Ahhh. That’s the sound of me looking forward to four full days to stay home and do whatever I want.

    What I want includes:

    • Spending my $100 gift certificate at a greenhouse
    • Planting flowers (which will require careful scheduling around rainstorms)
    • Other yard maintenance (removing volunteer trees, weeding, etc.)
    • As many yoga classes as it takes to counter the yard butt I will surely develop
    • Going to movies (after lunch today: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull")
    • Attending every social occasion I’m invited to
    • Daily naps

    You’ll notice that that’s a pretty short list. I’ll also be cooking meals, getting my hair cut and colored, catching up on my Bloglines feeds, doing a vocal practice with the band, etc., but I really like the idea of lazing about as much as possible between bursts of activity this weekend.

    I’m up really early today, so I’m going to go to Coffee Morning and then to the plant nursery. What else do you think I should do with my free day?

  • Average Jane Has the Old House Blues

    Yesterday I decided it was time I had something done about our slow basement drain. It had gotten to the point where every load of laundry overflowed the drain and wetted the floor about three feet around.

    RotoRooter came out and started doing their thing. In both directions they came up with mud.

    This is a very bad thing because it means that, as I had long suspected, the "grey water" from our kitchen and basement really does drain to the creek and not to the septic system. It also means that the drain line has been breached somewhere, but I’m certainly not inclined to dig up the basement floor, our concrete patio, and many feet of yard to find out where.

    Our option, as proposed by the RotoRooter plumber, is to install a pump that will take wastewater from the kitchen and washing machine and feed it into a drainpipe to our septic system. For two thousand dollars, thank you very much.

    That would be all well and good, but my husband and I are not comfortable with the idea of suddenly introducing that much extra water into the septic system without clearing the idea with a expert (aside from the initial plumber, who said "it should be okay"). You can see how the costs start escalating.

    Then there’s the issue of still needing a functioning drain for when the basement floods periodically. Or maybe the root problem there is trying to solve the flooding before it happens.

    One way or another, the real drain is going to be on my savings account.

  • Average Jane’s Anti-SATC Meme

    I always liked Sex and the City just fine, but I’m not particularly excited about the movie. Thus, Suzanne’s meme seemed like a good one for me:

    "As the Sex and the City Movie comes to theaters near you and
    there is no escape from its press coverage, I present a meme for
    feisty, spirited women who share our lives and support one another, yet
    are also slovenly and/or miserly (or is it practical?)."

    What’s the cheapest pair of shoes you own?: All of my shoes are cheap. I know I have a pair that cost $4 at Target, but I can’t remember which ones they are.

    What’s your favorite piece of jewelry, if you own any?: I like my ridiculously dated-looking gold wedding band from 1994. I have much nicer jewelry than that, but the plainer gold band is more "me."

    What’s your favorite t-shirt?: I care a great deal for my Fussy "I thought it was a porn site too, but
    I was typing it wrong"
    shirt. I also like the "I am the Internet" shirt I bought from W00t the other day.

    If you could wear jeans every day, would you? I can and I do.

    Do you comb your hair every day? Yes. My hair is probably the most high-maintenance thing about me.

  • Average Jane’s Cat, Velvet

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    Today is the one-year anniversary of the day we brought Velvet home from the shelter. She’s the cat in the foreground, with tiny-headed Xena behind her.

    Over the past year Velvet has morphed from a scruffy-looking cat who
    had obviously had a rough life, to a sleek, shiny, well-fed girl. She’s
    a beautiful cat with long legs, big eyes and a sweet face, who loves to
    be petted and cuddled.

    We liked her from the first moment we met her, even though she was wearing a red collar that indicated that she’d been known to bite (as if any of our cats don’t nip now and then!).

    The shelter staff told us that she loved to chase and be chased by the younger cats, which was exactly what we were looking for in a playmate for Xena. What they didn’t mention is that she likes to start those games around bedtime. Fortunately, they don’t last long.

    She has one other habit I’d wish she’d break. If I still believed in monsters
    under the bed, I’d never sleep again thanks to her evening ritual of
    scratching the slats that hold up our mattress.

    Sometimes I catch her eyeing our aged cat, Velcro, as if she can’t wait for her to die so she can take her place on my lap. Velcro may be old and deaf, but she’s always quick to smack that idea out of Velvet’s head – literally. On the other hand, Velvet has taken to giving Xena long baths, which is so cute I almost can’t stand it.

    I don’t know how to wrap this up except to say that shelters are definitely the way to go when you want a new pet (unless, like Schmutzie, you end up rescuing one directly). You want a cat now, don’t you? Admit it!