Average Jane Colors Her Own Hair

It had to be done. Ever since my last hair appointment, my hair has looked absolutely awful. The highlights were uneven and I had acres of dark roots showing. (My bangs are too short, too, but they’ll grow.) At first I enjoyed the brighter blonde hair, but lately it’s taken a turn toward the trailer park; gone from flashy to trashy. My brief fling with the cheaper hairstylist is over.

I’m attending a big client function today followed by a weekend-long conference for my community service organization. Yesterday I took a hard look at myself in the mirror. My hair did not say, “Professional writer” nor did it say, “Trusted club vice-president.” It said something more along the lines of, “Down-on-her-luck, aging hooker.”

I’d been strongly considering dyeing my hair since the beginning of the week. Ignoring the well-intentioned color advice of my co-workers (blue), I selected a dark blonde shade from the drug store last night, knowing that it would probably turn out more of a light brown on my over-bleached hair. I opened the box as soon as I got home, but chickened out and watched “Lost” first. Then I pondered my reflection for a few seconds and realized I couldn’t stand to go out in public in that state again.

As I expected, my hair turned out light brown. The good news is that it’s a shade that you might reasonably expect to find on the head of a person with my eyebrow color. The bad news is that it’s a little bit ginger-colored and it may very well get too reddish as it fades. If I have to, I’ll just go with a darker color through the fall and winter until I decide whether I’m going to have another go at blonde highlights. Who says only animals get winter coloration?

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7 responses to “Average Jane Colors Her Own Hair”

  1. Cagey Avatar

    I recommend Garnier Nutrisse (hey, it’s good enough for Sarah Jessica).

  2. Rita Avatar
    Rita

    Alas, N. failed you. I’m so sorry. She is probably used to me, who would go platinum if I thought I could get away with it…

  3. Jack Avatar

    A.J.
    I’ve started a blog of my own. It’s almost like giving birth in a way. If you would be so kind take a peek and tell me what you think. Thanks.
    Jack the blogger

  4. Rozanne Avatar

    The comment about your hair taking a turn toward the trailer park made me laugh out loud.

  5. Fi Avatar

    Being very blonde is walking a fine line between summery beach blonde babe and Courtney Love.
    Sometimes you have to step off the line for a while 🙂

  6. Daisy Avatar

    Does Sarah Jessica really use that or does she spent $500/week to get someone else to color her hair? Hmm.

  7. Jane Avatar

    Jack: Nice blog! I’d have commented on your blog directly, but it doesn’t allow for Anonymous comments and I don’t have a Blogger account.
    Daisy: I think she keeps the Garnier color in her hair for about 10 seconds after she films each commercial, then the $500/week hairstylist steps in to color her hair the “right way”!

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