Average Jane Recovers

You’d think at my age I would have more sense than this, but I woke up this morning with the most ferocious hangover I’ve experienced in years.  I won’t enumerate my evening foolishness except to say that it began
with dirty martinis before dinner and ended with a beer drinking game.

When I first woke up around 7:00 a.m., my head felt as though someone had dropped an anvil on it.  My stomach was so touchy that my first thought was, "How on earth am I going to be able to ride 250 miles in a car today?"

I took two Tylenols and my daily dose of Nexium, praying that the medicine would stay in my stomach long enough to take effect.  I started packing my duffel bag for the return trip, but it was more effort that I was up for, so I crawled back into bed and slept until 9:00.  I’d probably have slept longer, but the person with whom I had been meaning to ride home called to say he was leaving but that someone else had agreed to take me home. 

By then, my headache had subsided so I got dressed, packed up my laptop and luggage, and headed down to the lobby.  Almost everyone I encountered said, "Hey, how are you doing this morning?" with an emphasis implying that a verbal answer was probably not necessary.

There way no way I was going to try to eat breakfast, but I sipped some ice water and ate a few dry cornflakes while I waited for my travel companions to finish their food.

The first 30 minutes or so of the ride back were pretty unpleasant.  I got a McDonald’s Coke to sip on, and the caffeine, sugar and carbonation settled my stomach amazingly well.  In fact, I eventually perked up and managed to participate in conversations most of the way home.

I’d thought about meeting my husband for lunch when I got back, but I didn’t have the will to shower, fix my hair and drive somewhere.  Instead, I went to bed and slept all afternoon with cats snuggled with me on all sides.

Tomorrow:  back to work.  But first, I think I’d better jump in the shower and wash the beer out of my hair.  Ugh, never again…

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2 responses to “Average Jane Recovers”

  1. cagey Avatar

    “Ugh, never again…” Infamous last words of nearly every hangover.
    Glad you survived!

  2. The Misanthrope Avatar

    Cagey, that is so true.
    Jane, glad the event was fun and hope you are feeling better.

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