Average Jane Gets Poisoned

Ah, food poisoning. My favorite thing.

Apparently my lunch got me yesterday. I started feeling very, very bad within an hour or so and the rest of my meetings were excruciating.  I don’t think I remember a word anyone said.

After yakking once, I finally left the office only to be stuck behind a truck that had a huge photo of french fries on the back. Ugh.

Once I was home I was aching all over, hot but with cold extremities, and I crawled into bed immediately. There I stayed except for one brief venture out to the couch.

I’m still all achy today, but I think I might be able to make it through some of my workday. Naturally this would have to happen when I’m really busy.

This is the second time this year that I’ve gotten food poisoning at lunch. I’m going to run out of places to eat near my office.

Wish me crackers, Sprite and luck.