Average Jane Won’t Get Up

When I stayed overnight at my sister’s house last weekend, I had the chance to experience the memory foam mattress pad she’d been raving about lately.  It was really, really ridiculously comfortable; it made me feel as though I were floating a couple of inches above the mattress.

Once I got home to my regular old, hard mattress, the contrast was striking. I’d wake up with my hip and shoulder sore from lying on my side or my lower back would be stiff from lying supine. I vowed I would get one of the fancy, expensive mattress pads as soon as I got paid.

Well, I jumped the gun by a day, counting on the slowness of the banking system, and bought one yesterday after work.  (It was cheaper at the store than online, just so you know.)  We pulled it out of its vacuum packaging, peeled it gently apart and put it on top of our just-turned mattress.  It’s supposed to take 24-72 hours to unsquash itself fully, but we figured we could live with a little lumpiness in the meantime.

Even in its partially-compressed form, it was AWESOME.  I actually woke up around 5:30 this morning feeling fully rested, but went back to sleep for an hour because I didn’t want to get up. 

When my husband came to bed at 6:30, I told him if we ever got our sleep schedules in synch, we might end up pulling a John and Yoko for the non-altruistic reason that our bed is too comfortable to want to leave it.

Who knows?  Maybe my morning commute will be calmer and less profanity-laden since I’m so fully rested. Probably not, but I suppose it doesn’t hurt to be optimistic.

Comments

7 responses to “Average Jane Won’t Get Up”

  1. Keith Avatar
    Keith

    I paid the = of almost $ 500 for a “memory” mattress and I am convinced it has caused me more back and neck problems than the old one did. KP

  2. Karl Avatar

    I have a memory foam pillow and love it. The mattress pad is definitely coming next. You love it, eh?

  3. Jane Avatar

    Keith – That’s unfortunate. I was talking to someone today who had one of the super-duper expensive memory foam mattresses who said he loves it so much and it helps his back so significantly that he’d have paid another $1,000 for it.
    Karl – It’s wonderful. I’m actually looking forward to going to bed tonight just so I can lie on it.

  4. Pharmgirl Avatar

    I love how you have to wait 2 or 3 days to use it. Must…use…NOW! I let mine relax one day & then said “screw it”.

  5. Goofy Girl Avatar

    Hmmmm…much cheaper than one of those goofy “number” beds. I must try it! Where can I get one of those???

  6. monkey Avatar

    Memory foam = 2nd best invention I’ve discovered after tampons.
    I too have the memory foam pillow…and it has revolutionised my life. I’m getting a memory foam bed as soon as fiscally possible.
    Picked up the memory foam pillow at tar-jay for $20, btw.

  7. Memory Foam Mattress Avatar

    Yes, I can attest to the efficacy of toppers. I picked one up for college, and while everyone was complaining about the beds, I thought mine was better than the one back home!

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