Average Jane Gets A Few More Grey Hairs

I was at work yesterday afternoon when my husband called. I’d talked to him earlier in the day, but this time he had alarming news: he thought he might have had a stroke.

I questioned him closely and learned that he’d been noticing numbness and loss of muscle control on one side of his face since the previous morning. Why he didn’t mention it sooner, I can’t imagine. I wanted him to go immediately to the emergency room but he resisted, even though I insisted that time is of the essence when someone has a stroke. I looked up the phone number for Ask-A-Nurse and got him to agree to call them and then call me right back.

As I waited for a return call, I paced back and forth next to my desk. My phone rang and my husband said, "Come home."

After a white-knuckle drive home in which I broke the speed limits of every road I was on, I got him in the car and headed to the hospital. On the way, I quizzed him about his symptoms and found out that he wasn’t experiencing any weakness in the arm or leg on that side. "It might be Bell’s Palsy," I suggested.

He said the nurse on the phone had said the same thing and asked how I knew about Bell’s Palsy. I told him what I always tell him in situations like that, "I know everything. When are you going to realize that?"

If you can’t joke in a crisis, when can you joke?

During check-in at the emergency room, another nurse brought up Bell’s Palsy, and, sure enough, the doctor confirmed that diagnosis. He still ordered an EKG, blood tests and a CAT scan because my husband is diabetic and has high blood pressure, but all of the tests ruled out a stroke.

We were in and out of the hospital in about two hours, which must be some kind of emergency room record. Even before we did the paperwork and presented our insurance card, the care was swift and the staff very friendly and considerate.

They put my husband on an anti-viral and a steroid, both with lengthy, insanely convoluted dosing schedules that caused me to have to draw a chart to make sure he doesn’t miss any doses. In most people, the worst symptoms subside within 2-3 weeks. Chances are, he’ll make a full recovery in a few months.

The nurse taped his droopy eye shut and he’ll have to put in eye drops frequently whenever his eye is open. There’s no immediate remedy for the droopy side of his mouth – even with a straw he still dribbles when he drinks.

Neither the doctor nor the Internet could provide much insight into how someone gets Bell’s Palsy. My husband has a cold right now, so it’s possible that the same virus caused inflammation in the cranial nerve that produces the symptoms. Or it could be something else. Who knows?

I’m so relieved that he has something relatively minor that I hardly know what to think. Sure, I’ll have to drive him around for a while until he can ditch the eye patch, but that’s a small price to pay. Whew.

Comments

14 responses to “Average Jane Gets A Few More Grey Hairs”

  1. LuAnn Avatar
    LuAnn

    Wow! Your life sure isn’t lacking for stimulation! Sorry you and your husband had to go through such a scary time. I hope the meds work well. How bizarre. And, of course, you do know everything. 🙂

  2. cagey Avatar

    DAMN.
    Glad everything seems to be on the upswing. That’s some scary shit.

  3. The Misanthrope Avatar

    Wife had Bell’s Palsy in her 20s and it took a few weeks to heal and still one eye opens wider than the other. Hope husband’s recovery is rapid and complete.

  4. kevboy Avatar

    Wow, that’s some scary stuff. I can’t imagine *that* drive home. White-knuckle indeed!
    I’m very glad to hear it wasn’t a stroke – I hope he recovers fully, and soon!
    The only comparable situation I had to that was when my wife went into labor with our first baby. I was only about 10 minutes away from work when she called me, and I had to turn around and drive home… and I live 65 miles away from work, so it took a while. 14 hours later, she *finally* had the damn kid, so in retrospect I guess I didn’t need to be that nervous 😉

  5. By Jane Avatar

    Wow! My cousin had Bell’s Palsy–something about driving with his face to the open window. It resolved quickly. Hope your husband’s does too.

  6. blaugra Avatar

    Wow, Jane – that is scary, but I can’t believe how quickly you were in and out of the ER.
    A family member of mine had Bell’s Palsy for a little while. The docs thought a knock to the head caused it on him. He recovered within a few months but still has a slightly crooked mouth.
    What is it with men not wanting any emergency care?

  7. Karl Avatar

    Scary indeed. Glad it turned out to be something relatively minor. Still, those grey hairs can’t be taken back. 😉

  8. Rozanne Avatar

    What a relief it wasn’t a stroke. I know two people who’ve had Bell’s Palsy. Based on the comments, I guess it must not be all that uncommon.
    Perhaps your husband can get some pirate mileage out of that eye patch.

  9. me Avatar

    OH MY GOODNESS. I can’t believe you didn’t mention anything. I’m so glad it’s just Bell’s Palsy. As everyone else seems to, my aunt had Bell’s Palsy and she recovered fine.

  10. Huts Avatar

    Sorry to hear about your husband. Hope everything goes well. If you’ve ever watched WWE, one of their announcers has Bells and it hasn’t stopped him one bit.

  11. alice, uptown Avatar

    When faced with crying or joking, crisis management is best faced with the latter, IMHO.
    Only two hours in the ER? I am impresed — you must live somewhere that doesn’t face nearly so many trauma cases as my town. You’re fortunate that a quick diagnosis was made — I know it may not seem that way now, but with the ERs I’ve seen…
    I’ve never known anyone not to get over a case of Bell’s Palsy, and I’ve never known a doctor to discern what caused it.
    Good luck.

  12. monkey Avatar
    monkey

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

  13. melissa Avatar
    melissa

    I hope that your husband has recovered from the Bell’s I have had it for 11 years and my face is still not a 100% but I have the love and support from people who love me and they do not care what I look like.

  14. melissa Avatar
    melissa

    I hope that your husband has recovered from the Bell’s I have had it for 11 years and my face is still not a 100% but I have the love and support from people who love me and they do not care what I look like.

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