Average Jane Squanders Her Days Off

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I was beyond lazy this weekend. Once I’d finished with my gig, I turned into an inert lump. Here are the only things I accomplished around the house in three days:

Cooked one meal.
Changed the cat boxes.
Took the recycling to the curb.

What did I do with all of my free time? I’m so glad you asked!

Watched "Mystery Men" (funnier than I remembered) and "The Lost Boys" (a classic)
Ate in restaurants.
Took very long naps.
Watched eleventy-bazillion episodes of "Dirty Jobs."
Watched half an episode of "Rock of Love," which was more than enough, thank you.
Watched my first and last episode of "The Pickup Artist." My one-word review: Really?
Played with the cats until I was covered in fur. Repeated this each day with fresh shirts.

There’s no band practice tonight, so maybe I can at least clean up the kitchen and run a few loads of laundry to make up for my slackerness. I don’t know…what’s on TV?

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5 responses to “Average Jane Squanders Her Days Off”

September 4, 2007

Elizabeth

A new episode of Big Brother 8! Danielle has the Power of Veto, and Jameka and Jessica are up for elimination.
Or, um, Nova. If you like your TV all edumacational and whatnot.

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September 4, 2007

Suebob

If I had TV, my schedule would look like that, too.

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September 4, 2007

Suzanne

Oh, The Lost Boys. Somehow I’ve managed to see this fine film at least five times and never once see the first 30 minutes of it. Hope it was great.

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September 5, 2007

super des

I love Mystery Men. It’s one of my standards. Everything else sounds like me lately too, actually.

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September 6, 2007

PunditMom

Sounds good to me! But I’d have to throw in some Project Runway reruns!

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