No Flowers for Average Jane

Fail

Behold the amaryllis I bought just before Christmas. I was so excited to plant the bulb and see the long leaves grow. I waited…and waited…and waited. Nothing else ever happened. Apparently I purchased an underachiever.

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Happy Friday, everyone!

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5 responses to “No Flowers for Average Jane”

  1. Jennifer Avatar

    The Fail blog is hilarious. Except for the fork picture, which made me shudder.
    I love amaryllis. And there’s nothing worse than waiting 4-6 weeks for a dud. Especially when you were hoping for riotous red blooms (or another color, also riotous).
    Blah.

  2. cagey Avatar

    May I point out the jackalope behind the plant. Cursing powers, perhaps?
    P.S. Also, back there is one of my favorite asian pieces of art ever. I have dibs on it, Innernets. Back off! 🙂

  3. Donna W Avatar

    Hey, come on out and ride Blue. If you’re an experienced horseperson, he’ll probably bore you to death. Now if you want excitement, you can come and break my filly.
    I’m just 30 miles east of Kansas City.

  4. mojavi Avatar

    hmmm what is it suppose to look like.. and I am to lazy to google it :O

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