Average Jane Gets Annoyed

The concert I went to last night required a lot of endurance. It was so hot that I sweated completely through my shirt. It was so crowded that there was no way to leave my spot for the duration to buy a bottle of water or a t-shirt. People kept rudely pushing past us to get to the front; many of these people were shirtless and sweaty, which made the experience a number of degrees less pleasant. Still, I endured.

Concert

My breaking point was the crowd surfers. If you don’t know what crowd surfing is, it involves hoisting a person
into the air and passing them forward toward the stage over the heads
of the audience. The surfers do this willingly; the audience members’ main goal is to get the surfers away from them as quickly as possible.

The first one got my attention by landing on my head and shattering my last good pair of sunglasses. I was watching the show (naturally), so I didn’t realize that someone had launched a woman into the air from behind me until I felt my sunglasses snap in half on top of my head. She may have received a bruise or two on the way by me.

The last straw was the one who kicked me in the head on her way by, despite my efforts to avoid her. Later I learned that she’d managed to kick my husband in the face, which explained why he looked so cranky toward the end of the show.

Between those two examples of head and neck trauma and the ringing ears my husband and I both still had when we woke up this morning, our next summer concert is likely to involve a DVD, surround sound, and the couch in our living room.

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Comments

9 responses to “Average Jane Gets Annoyed”

  1. Nancy Avatar

    Thanks for this post … and I thought my ‘tude at concerts like this was more so my age, but it’s really about manners.

  2. Fate Avatar

    Gotta agree about the crowd surfers, found them annoying. I had more than a few people come by and ask me to pick them up – something I did not want to do.
    Still, was glad to have some good company at the show.

  3. Keith Avatar

    Although compared to me you’re just a slip of a gal, we must acknowledge our age in activities like this. We aren’t 16 any more… The DVD telly option sounds favourable.

  4. Sugar Avatar

    Every time I want to go to a show, memories of undeserved bruises and ringing ears make me reach for a hammer to stub my toe and make me stay home. If I get past that pain, I just make myself remember the parking lot log jam. At that point, if I still want to go, I buy the ticket. I used to be such a die hard concert goer. My old self would be ashamed to call me “Me”

  5. Rick Calvert Avatar

    If all you got from a Judas Priest concert was a broken pair of sunglasses and a soft kick in the head you came out ok 8).
    Such are the hazards of floor seats.

  6. Rick Calvert Avatar

    If all you got from a Judas Priest concert was a broken pair of sunglasses and a soft kick in the head you came out ok 8).
    Such are the hazards of floor seats.

  7. mojavi at Simple Things Avatar

    yeah.. unfortuanlately I gave up concerts a couple years ago when I realized I was hot, annoyed, and couldn’t even see the freaking band, and I was HOT!!!
    Then I went to Ozzfest and it RAINED ALL DAY! no seriously the WHOLE FREAKING DAY!
    Small shows are ok… but no more concerts

  8. Zen Zone Chick Avatar

    For real! For the price of that $%*# ticket I could buy the band’s entire music collection on CD with nary a bruise OR whiff of pot smoke! I know, tough call.

  9. Ellen Avatar

    Two years ago, at a Gogol Bordello show, someone asked me if I was the mom of someone in the band. (I was 46 at the time.) That wasn’t the last straw but it was close. These days, the decision to attend a concert entails calculating myriad indignities: Do we like this band enough to stand ass-to-armpit with a thousand strangers for several hours? To wait 20 minutes for a stinky restroom or, worse, a porta-potty? To stay up past one on a school night because main acts at First Avenue don’t set foot on stage until 11? To breathe car exhaust for half an hour as we all inch our way out the parking ramp? More and more, the answer is no–at least until it’s been so long since we’ve seen a live show, we need to reassure ourselves that no, we’re not fogies. Yet.

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