Threadbare Average Jane

Shaggy.Man I knew I hadn't been doing much shopping over the past couple of years, but I've recently started to notice that a good percentage of my clothes are looking worn, if not downright shabby.

The other day I wore a thin, long-sleeved t-shirt layered underneath a regular t-shirt and didn't realize until I got to work that there were holes in both sleeves of the undershirt. Not to mention a tiny hole in the outer shirt that I'm going to ignore for now because it's one of my favorites.

The evidence has been cumulative: a flannel nightgown from the '80s reduced to a pile of dustrags, a long-sleeved tee looking thin and stretched out, a silk-screened t-shirt design cracking and fading despite being hung to dry after each washing, a spot on a tank top that isn't coming out in the wash. Finally the revelation: I need some new clothes.

My husband is in the same boat. We both wear jeans and t-shirts most of the time, but most of the attrition in his wardrobe comes from t-shirts shrinking over time or getting poked full of holes when Xena jumps into his arms and clings to his shoulder with her claws.

I can hardly think of an activity I enjoy less than shopping for clothes. Yesterday I visited a few boutiques with my sister and niece. Sure, all the clothes look adorable in size 5, but not so cute by the time they've tacked on an extra yard of fabric to get to my size.

I ended up with one top I thought was fairly cute. When I put it on over my Yummie Tummie tank to go to a party last night, my husband's comment was, "It's a little snug, isn't it?" So, yeah.

I've been trying to buy some clothes online, but no matter how detailed the sizing and measurement information are, I never seem to be able to buy anything that fits properly. One way or another, I need to do something about my wardrobe. It's bad enough that I wear jeans, t-shirts and sneakers every day; it's much worse when those garments are also worn out.

It looks like I'm going to have no choice but to enlist a fashionable friend for a shopping trip soon. If you'd like to volunteer for that position, I'm accepting all applicants.

Image of The Shaggy Man from the Oz books found at Wikimedia Commons.

Comments

9 responses to “Threadbare Average Jane”

  1. Melanie Avatar
    Melanie

    I am in the same boat, if its not threadbare its falling off of me (I tend to buy clothes one size too big because I am overweight and I want nothing form-fitting…..but I have lost 10lbs since Xmas and I am hoping to lose more, so my jeans are now being hiked it CONSTANTLY) I refuse to buy any new jeans until fall since I hope to continue to lose weight, but my summer wardrobe was nearly as bad with capris being too loose. How come when you want clothes to shrink they never will, but when they “just fit” they become two sizes too small the minute you wash em? Good luck with the shopping, I hate it too……

  2. Bonnie Avatar
    Bonnie

    Sounds like my wardrobe too. I recently have found that certain thrift stores have some pretty snazzy tops at really good prices. Some of my current favorites I have purchased from Hillcrest Thrift shop in Parkville… plus the money goes to a good cause. Just a thought.

  3. jacqui Avatar

    Shopping for clothes is definitely not fun when it’s something you have to do. Just like it’s fun to go to the grocery store if you’re planning a party but not so much if you’re just going because you’re out of milk and toilet paper!

  4. flask Avatar

    sorry. i’m impervious to fashion.

  5. jenny Avatar

    um, yeah. Same issue here. I will totally go with you. I need to shop for clothes somewhere besides Target.

  6. Miel Abeille Avatar

    I recently bought several dresses on Etsy. I couldn’t be more pleased with the fit, construction, design & price. Honestly, very affordable and a great fit. (I’m a US 14 or 16 depending on the store.)
    If you want Etsy shop suggestions, I’m happy to give them to you. Just send me an email.
    PS- Found you from the new linky.

  7. Christy Avatar

    I’ll be happy to go shopping with you, if you’d like.

  8. May Avatar

    I’d go shopping with ya

  9. Erica M Avatar

    I kinda just want to get my hair done.

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